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Killian wrote: I disagree. I don't need to spy, but if he were being a dishonest little shit, very easy to bust him and embarass him in front of all of his friends.

Oh cut it out. If your parents had done that, they'd have been absolutely crushed to find out that you were spending long afternoons after school at The Hayloft all-male peep-show when you were 15. Wouldn't it have been far better for EVERYONE involved that they not know?

yo, i keeps it reel with lil wayne for my ring ring. honeys in da room know dat song he sing. dey know ross the boss is da shiz. dat i be takin care of my biz. life be tough in da hood of da burbs. gots to keep mvscals in check wit how i roll.

~the realness

poptart wrote:Yeah, and what better way is there to enhance one's "coolness" than to creep around outside a public building - like a 16-year-old - to take a few puffs of weed?

Wasn't really gunning for a coolness enhancement -- I just wanted to get high.

And in case you missed it, I live in Portland Fucking Oregon -- to "creep around" just to partake of one of God's Little Creatures, albeit a rather dead and shriveled up one, well, that would be...


creepy.

BSmack wrote:I'll use a snippet from "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict" by Pink Floyd.

The Pict, I hope.


I just use different tones that came on the phone for specific people.

Tom In VA wrote: I just use different tones that came on the phone for specific people.

I push the "ignore" button with varying degrees of hardness for specific people.

Btw,

trev's "ringtone."



Ooo0oooOOooOooohhh, yyy..yesssssSS!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:i like the guy who waits til the last possible second to answer his phone to make sure we all know how awesome his favorite band is.

Doesn't hold a candle to guy who even BRINGS his phone onto a golf course much less takes calls on it. I don't give a shit if your wife is preggo and may go into labor at any moment. If that is more important to you than playing golf, which it should be, don't go golfing, asshole.

Oh, my ringtone is Vibrate 2 times and then the Texas A&M War Hymn. Guess I'm not cool.

I used to have the Iowa Fight Song as a ringtone for my son but found it annoying and now keep the phone on vibrate.....although I'm now considering downloading Bob Knight's tirade as a ringtone for my wife.

Mace wrote:I used to have the Iowa Fight Song as a ringtone for my son but found it annoying and now keep the phone on vibrate.....although I'm now considering downloading Bob Knight's tirade as a ringtone for my wife.

I was also considering Elton John's "The Bitch Is Back" for my wife, although that may be just a tad too harsh.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Mace wrote:I used to have the Iowa Fight Song as a ringtone for my son but found it annoying and now keep the phone on vibrate.....although I'm now considering downloading Bob Knight's tirade as a ringtone for my wife.

I was also considering Elton John's "The Bitch Is BLack" for my wife, although that may be just a tad too harsh.

FTFY

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Mace wrote:I used to have the Iowa Fight Song as a ringtone for my son but found it annoying and now keep the phone on vibrate.....although I'm now considering downloading Bob Knight's tirade as a ringtone for my wife.

I was also considering Elton John's "The Bitch Is Back" for my wife, although that may be just a tad too harsh.

That ringtone wouldn't be to harsh. The curb stomping you'd get when she figued out it was just for her, is another story.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Mace wrote:I used to have the Iowa Fight Song as a ringtone for my son but found it annoying and now keep the phone on vibrate.....although I'm now considering downloading Bob Knight's tirade as a ringtone for my wife.

I was also considering Elton John's "The Bitch Is Back" for my wife, although that may be just a tad too harsh.

That ringtone wouldn't be to harsh. The curb stomping you'd get when she figued out it was just for her, is another story.

I'm slowly edging towards this:

Rob Base - It Takes Two

I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to rock the microphone

Martyred wrote:I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to rock the microphone

Now that I think about it... Base's lyrics apply to other many posters:


I like the kids -- the guys, the girls.

Sin,
PedoInSeattle


The situation that the Base is in.

Sin,
Bace

I'm kinda stingy.

Sin,
BSmack

Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess.

Sin,
Dins

I like the Whopper.

Sin,
shutyomouth

Can I get a pass ?

My wife was on bed rest for 10 weeks in the hospital to give birth to the twins,, I kinda wanted to know it was her when she called.
And her parents, and mine.

Papa Willie wrote:A. I shitcanned my cell phone about 5 years ago.
B. When I had it, it had a normal ring on it.
C. All phones in house have normal rings.

Anybody that has a ring that is anything different than a normal ring is a cock-pumping faggot who makes me want to kill them. Ana gets a pass on this because she's a pretty girl with fabulous tits.

I was an adamant "normal ring" guy for years but too many people use the basic ring tones.

Now I go with an old school metal song with a long guitar intro, and change it up when I get sick of the current one. It's not about cool points, as I doubt I'm scoring any for having Ozzy's "Bark At The Moon" as my ringer.

And yeah, Marty, I know that "Crazy Train" is more appropriate. :D

OCmike wrote:It's not about cool points, as I doubt I'm scoring any for having Ozzy's "Bark At The Moon" as my ringer.

Why, of course you are, though you'd score more with "No More Tears" or "Mr. Crowley".

War Wagon wrote:"Mr. Crowley".

Good times rockin' that tune back in the day

~sniff~


good times indeed

Tom In VA wrote:Can I get a pass ?

My wife was on bed rest for 10 weeks in the hospital to give birth to the twins,, I kinda wanted to know it was her when she called.
And her parents, and mine.

I am assuming you are asking this based on my comments on leaving your phone in your car if your wife is preggo.

Can you get a pass? NO! It's not your group who went on fertility pills or used invitro with multiple eggs that caused your hen to have twins. Bed rest ordered? Golf over or keep it on vibrate or silent. If I'm teeing off on a par 3 and that celly goes off in the middle of my backswing, you probably just costed me my chance at theat elusive hole in one I have yet to score. May your baby(ies) shit and piss all over you if that call comes in.

Here you go, Marty, 'cause we're bros and stuff.

But first a question. Who's better, Zac Wilde or Randy Rhoads?

War Wagon wrote:"No More Tears"

Just awful. I'd prefer Shot in the Dark at least.

shaddup, Screwey.

Rhoads had more raw talent, but Wylde was more polished. It's tough to say who's better, but who's cooler? Rhoades died in a drug-fueled plane crash and Zakk Wylde has a gay stage name and is a pouting diva douchenozzle.

RR in a landslide.

War Wagon wrote:Here you go, Marty, 'cause we're bros and stuff.

But first a question. Who's better, Zac Wilde or Randy Rhoads?

RIP "RR"








bro's

OCmike wrote:
RR in a landslide.

Damnit, OC... that was a trick question for Marty and now you went and blown it all to hell.

or not...



Marty

Screw_Michigan wrote:

War Wagon wrote:"No More Tears"

Just awful. I'd prefer Shot in the Dark at least.

He got the idea for No More Tears when he was giving one of his kids a bath and spotted the words on the bottle of baby shampoo. No, I'm not kidding. ...Annnnd it just got added to Diego's iPod Nano.

OCmike wrote: He got the idea for No More Tears when he was giving one of his kids a bath and spotted the words on the bottle of baby shampoo.

Bullshit.

He got it from reading an LTS take.

I got it from watching a Mizzou game.

Mizzou Fight song-Every True Son

OCmike wrote:...when he was giving one of his kids a bath...

WAR ~ eccf

That picture of Ozzy and Randy makes it look like Ozzy is holding a midget in his arms.

Like this...

Martyred wrote:

OCmike wrote:...when he was giving one of his kids a bath...

WAR ~ eccf

Deftly played

IndyFrisco wrote:

Tom In VA wrote:Can I get a pass ?

My wife was on bed rest for 10 weeks in the hospital to give birth to the twins,, I kinda wanted to know it was her when she called.
And her parents, and mine.

I am assuming you are asking this based on my comments on leaving your phone in your car if your wife is preggo.

Can you get a pass? NO! It's not your group who went on fertility pills or used invitro with multiple eggs that caused your hen to have twins. Bed rest ordered? Golf over or keep it on vibrate or silent. If I'm teeing off on a par 3 and that celly goes off in the middle of my backswing, you probably just costed me my chance at theat elusive hole in one I have yet to score. May your baby(ies) shit and piss all over you if that call comes in.

:?

Actually it wasn't. I don't play golf. Great rant though, tough guy.

:cry: Was supposed to see Ozzy with RR in Orlando at one of the Rock Superbowl's before that damn plane crash. Pat Travers replaced them at the last minute...not quite the same.

My phone is usually on vibrate or silent. Ringtones are annoying as shit especially for texts.