It's embarassing confession time.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:27 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:The OL does shaves me from time to time. If she likes it and it's gonna get my dick sucked, why should it be a big deal?
I thought your wife left you and was now getting pounded by an array of balck dudes? :?

She did. I fuck them in the assholes as well. Your point?

You fuck black men in the ass? You're like the anti-Pickle.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:50 am

I wrote:You've got kid junk.

Goober McTubewax wrote:No, YOU'VE got kid junk.

Seems like pretty standard IKYABWAI to me, taken straight from the official KC handbook.

In any event, I don't know why you felt the need to take my comment so seriously. I have no doubt your old lady takes your equipment to be anything beyond a pill-inspired pee pee and a set of saggy old man balls.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:05 am

Take your comment seriously?

This is what I understood. You, a self-admitted cock-trimmer, took issue with how closely other dudes trimmed their junk.

I guess it’s like you’re this dude:

Complaining loudly about how this dude

wears his hair.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:48 pm

Nice try with the hair style analogy, Goobs. Look, I'm sorry if my take turned you all defensive and shit. But don't take my word for it, you can defer to the only female to post in this thread who seems to agree that package waxing.... just ain't right.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:55 pm

Nice try hiding behind Ana’s skirt, Magoo.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:57 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:behind Ana’s skirt.

In!

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:04 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:Most embarassing confession???

I listen to ke$ha and katy perry

So do I, but only because my kids like them and I'm outvoted.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:26 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Nice try hiding behind Ana’s skirt, Magoo.

That doesn't even make sense.

At least I wouldn't need to wait for 2 weeks of growth to get behind her skirt.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:53 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Nice try hiding behind Ana’s skirt, Magoo.
That doesn't even make sense.

Maybe not to a moron. You tried to justify your point of view by saying Ana agreed with you. And BTW, the hair analogy was dead on.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:08 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:You tried to justify your point of view by saying Ana agreed with you.

So? A chick's opinion on this particular matter carries a lot more weight.

And BTW, the hair analogy was dead on.

Not even in the slightest. There's nothing remotely abnormal or unmanly about a shaved head.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:16 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You tried to justify your point of view by saying Ana agreed with you.
So? A chick's opinion on this particular matter carries a lot more weight.

One chick’s negative opinion on a message board, as opposed to numerous chicks’ positive reactions in real life. Yeah, that math works really well.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:And BTW, the hair analogy was dead on.
Not even in the slightest. There's nothing remotely abnormal or unmanly about a shaved/buzzed head of hair.

No, but there’s something mildly entertaining about a guy with a buzz cut criticizing the guy with the shaved head. Analogy looks to have gone right over your shaved/buzzed head.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:26 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:One chick’s negative opinion on a message board, as opposed to numerous chicks’ positive reactions in real life.

I believe you, Rico Suave.

Goober McTuber wrote:No, but there’s something mildly entertaining about a guy with a buzz cut criticizing the guy with the shaved head.

Yes, there would be, if we were actually talking about hair. We're not, and your analogy doesn't work. Let me break this down real nice and simple for you:

buzzed head - normal
shaved head - normal
trimmed junk - normal
waxed junk - weird

Get it? Good.

Ok, I'm done talking about another man's brazilian waxed cock & balls. Sooooo, how 'bout them Badgers?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:56 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm done

Great! However... I've never had an exchange with Goobs where he didn't get the last word, so expect another tedious response. He's like BSmack in that regard. If you get the last word in "you win"... no matter how shitty your posts were.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:01 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:One chick’s negative opinion on a message board, as opposed to numerous chicks’ positive reactions in real life.
I believe you, Rico Suave.

Am I really supposed to give a flying fuck about what you choose to believe?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:No, but there’s something mildly entertaining about a guy with a buzz cut criticizing the guy with the shaved head.
Yes, there would be, if we were actually talking about hair. We're not

Oh, OK, if you say so.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:03 pm

Oh, look. ucunt doesn’t like my posts. How terribly distressing.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:25 pm

I am pretty sure I never stated that I don't like your posts. Only that you have an insatiable desire for the last word. And, of course, you equate winning to the last word... not content quality. But feel free to clack out some more shit that doesn't make sense.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:31 pm

I really love it when a poster who always tries to have the last word gets annoyed when someone else does the same thing. I disagree with Magoo’s points but I should just shut up and let him have his way, right? Why don’t you take his freshly-trimmed balls out of your mouth, and just go fuck yourself.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:53 pm

You two need to put aside your feelings and start thinking about what you've done to the crab population's natural breeding grounds.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:50 pm

In a thread in which someone posted this:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why in the fuck would a grown man want the genitals of an 11 year old boy?

You guys choose to get into a battle of dueling Kansas Cities?

How the mighty have fallen.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:53 pm

Ana Ng wrote:I'm not a big fan of super soft hands, either. I guess I kinda like my blue collar guys....or at least a dude that can fix something that isn't a PC.

When water spirals the wrong way out the sink, my scarred-up mitts can fix it.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon May 02, 2011 3:15 am

Goob's words are like a whirlpool and it never ends.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:44 am

What on Earth is going on in here?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:47 am

PSUFAN wrote:What on Earth is going on in here?

Don't buy a wolf shirt. All anyone will talk about is your dick.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue May 03, 2011 2:36 pm

What about a wolf shirt sporting brazilian waxed genitalia? I'll consult Beast Forums.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:50 pm

All I’m saying is that if the wolf waxed his genitalia, Little Red Riding Hood was one happy little camper.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:53 pm

If the wolf wanted to eat Red Riding Hood, wouldn't it be better if she was the one waxing?

Python · Post by **Python** » Tue May 03, 2011 3:01 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Beast Forums.

Link please. For a friend.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 03, 2011 3:02 pm

R-Jack wrote:If the wolf wanted to eat Red Riding Hood, wouldn't it be better if she was the one waxing?

Perhaps. Would that earn the wolf his little red wings?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue May 03, 2011 5:54 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:an array of balck dudes.

This phrase is hilarious.

T1B

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