I had no idea what he did for a living nor would it matter. It does explain why you're licking his putrefying nutsack, though.
Don't expect me to shed any tears for one less Obongo voting dumbfuck...unless you're counting tears of laughter.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:20 am
by LTS TRN 2
That's right, he was a firefighter, facing flames, fumes and laddered flights and playing cards at the firehouse. And indeed a year to the day prior another firefighter fell just as fatuously from the first row in the upper deck in Arlington in a similar flawed flailing for a foul fly, seriously injuring the fellow fan upon upon which he finally foundered. Fuck you.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:29 am
by poptart
This might be a funnay for mvscal.
Fool didn't know (or didn't care?) that the table he was going to heroically
shatter was steel-reinforced.
Don't think Mr. Genius died this time, but it no doubt won't be long before
he concocts a way to go yard on himself.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:14 am
by mvscal
Yeah, I'd say it's only a matter of time. Hopefully it's recorded and Felchie can have a good cry over his "tragic loss."
This is all on the park employees. You need to be 54" to ride roller coasters like that. My son is 48", but if you give him stilts like this he'd make the cut, but they still shouldn't let you on just because you have boosters.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:19 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Wasn't getting his sticks blown off while playing the "IED Lottery" thrilling enough for this tard?
I'd say Chuck D should set up a branch office at the VA.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:40 pm
by The Seer
Martyred wrote:Wasn't getting his sticks blown off while playing the "IED Lottery" thrilling enough for this tard?
I'd say Chuck D should set up a branch office at the VA.
I believe I can safely speak for many in here that when the time comes for tragedy in your life, there will not be an outpouring of sympathy.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:49 pm
by mvscal
IndyFrisco wrote:This is all on the park employees.
What? Stumpy bears no responsibility for his own demise? Obviously he was too stupid to know any better but he was told in rehab that rollercoasters were out of the question.
I'm guessing that the IED that blew this tard up was covered in shiny metallic objects and bits of string to attract his attention.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:50 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
The Seer wrote:I believe I can safely speak for many in here that when the time comes for tragedy in your life, there will not be an outpouring of sympathy.
I dunno. I'll take 1 Marty for 5 Seers any day of the week. Dude brings the funnay.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:29 pm
by The Seer
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
The Seer wrote:I believe I can safely speak for many in here that when the time comes for tragedy in your life, there will not be an outpouring of sympathy.
I dunno. I'll take 1 Marty for 5 Seers any day of the week. Dude brings the funnay.
Dying Iraq war veterans making you laugh must make your parents proud.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:30 pm
by Carson
Stupid comes in many wrappers.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
The Seer wrote:
Martyred wrote:Wasn't getting his sticks blown off while playing the "IED Lottery" thrilling enough for this tard?
I'd say Chuck D should set up a branch office at the VA.
I believe I can safely speak for many in here that when the time comes for tragedy in your life, there will not be an outpouring of sympathy.
I believe I can safely speak for many in here that when the time comes for tragedy in Marty's life, you'll know nothing about it. Second the 1 for 5 Marty to Seer valuation.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:06 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
The Seer wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
The Seer wrote:I believe I can safely speak for many in here that when the time comes for tragedy in your life, there will not be an outpouring of sympathy.
I dunno. I'll take 1 Marty for 5 Seers any day of the week. Dude brings the funnay.
Dying Iraq war veterans making you laugh must make your parents proud.
Can you point me to where I was laughing at dying Iraq war veterans? Take your time.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:28 pm
by indyfrisco
mvscal wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:This is all on the park employees.
What? Stumpy bears no responsibility for his own demise? Obviously he was too stupid to know any better but he was told in rehab that rollercoasters were out of the question.
I'm guessing that the IED that blew this tard up was covered in shiny metallic objects and bits of string to attract his attention.
Well, I suppose if he were wearing pants, the 15 year old kid working the height checker would not have noticed hop-along here to have been cheating the hieght scale.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:04 pm
by indyfrisco
Sudden Sam wrote:
How about that asshole gook on the far right looking for his youtube moment. Yeah, I ain't helping, but I'll be damned if I don't get this cracked skull on video.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:12 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
IndyFrisco wrote:
How about that asshole gook on the far right looking for his youtube moment. Yeah, I ain't helping, but I'll be damned if I don't get this cracked skull on video.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:13 pm
by Screw_Michigan
IndyFrisco wrote:How about that asshole gook on the far right looking for his youtube moment. Yeah, I ain't helping, but I'll be damned if I don't get this cracked skull on video.
Rack that dude! They should have let that dipshit fall to his death. What a fucking asshole. If you think the ball is worth it, then you deserve whatever happens.
Rack Marty, too.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:42 pm
by M Club
IndyFrisco wrote:
How about that asshole gook on the far right looking for his youtube moment. Yeah, I ain't helping, but I'll be damned if I don't get this cracked skull on video.
do tell what help he can offer there? "sorry i bumped into you and homeboy died after you lost your grip: i was only trying to get in on the help." that or lean over the railing to grab onto something even further away than the ball that started this thread. seems like you were just looking for an excuse to drop some gook.
i'm with the asian, though: rather get paid than risk whatever i had in my hands for some douchebag who really, really wants a baseball. how much you think cbs paid him for this photo?
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:01 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
M Club wrote:
do tell what help he can offer there?
Maybe he could have [KC Scott] held that guy [KC Scott] that was trying to hold that guy.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:03 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Rack Marty, too.
Thanks bro'.
Hope you're having an awesome summer.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:09 pm
by indyfrisco
M Club wrote:how much you think cbs paid him for this photo?
Probably not as much had the cracka died. Poor gook.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:24 pm
by M Club
probably enough to buy actual all-star tickets. maybe you can hire him for your daughter's wedding when she finally chooses between the gook and negro gangbangers she meets during college.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:39 pm
by indyfrisco
M Club wrote:gook and negro gangbangers she meets during college.
Have you even been to Southern Indiana?
True story....we took my son when he was 3 to Indianapolis to visit the zoo and children's museum. We stayed at the downtown Westin. The Circle City Classic was going on that weekend. Not sure what teams it is, but it was a couple all black colleges I believe. Anyway, this black lady gets on the elevator with us, and my son looks up at her and says to her "Why did you paint your face that way?" The old lady just laughed and said "You folks live in the farmlands, dontcha?" to which I confirmed.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:46 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Nice story. What does that have to do with your daughter meeting someone at college... or are mvscals/gooks not allowed to attend where ever your daughter is going?
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:54 pm
by Screw_Michigan
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Nice story. What does that have to do with your daughter meeting someone at college... or are mvscals/gooks not allowed to attend where ever your daughter is going?
He's probably praying she ends up at Butler or he can always send her to one of the thousands of small Christian Reformed colleges in Indiana where mvscals are shot on site.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Nice story. What does that have to do with your daughter meeting someone at college... or are mvscals/gooks not allowed to attend where ever your daughter is going?
He's probably praying she ends up at Butler or he can always send her to one of the thousands of small Christian Reformed colleges in Indiana where mvscals are shot on site.
As opposed to shooting them off-site? You cannot possibly be making a living based on your use of the written word.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:10 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Goober McTuber wrote:As opposed to shooting them off-site?
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:32 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Screw_Michigan wrote:He's probably praying she ends up at Butler or he can always send her to one of the thousands of small Christian Reformed colleges in Indiana where mvscals are shot on site.
Speaking of which, I've got two cousins from Jenison currently attending Taylor University. These kids are straight out of the movie Pleasantville. Immaculate students, never uttered a swear word, never seen an R-rated movie, or touched a cig or beer in their entire lives, etc. Their parents were so adament about sending them to Poptart U that they foot the entire bill for both of them to attend despite both receiving full ride academic schollies to several other public institutions. They couldn't possibly run the risk of placing them in an environment where certain individuals might...GASP...differ from them, even if fully funded. Boggles my mind.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:59 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Toddowen wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Dude brings the funnay about one time in fifty tries.
Yeah. I guess Marty is like the MLB pitcher with a lifetime batting average of under .100
But the thing is.....Marty can't pitch either.
Marty, and a handful of other posters, have posted funnier shit in the last week than you have in your entire posting career. And that's not even hyperbole.
Why do the universally regarded Board Tards always fancy themselves comedy critics?
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:04 pm
by indyfrisco
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Nice story. What does that have to do with your daughter meeting someone at college... or are mvscals/gooks not allowed to attend where ever your daughter is going?
I don't remember seeing too many "gangbangers" in Bloomington. I'd never send my kids to Butler unless they had scholarships. $20k/year is ridiculous. My sister in law went to Butler, but she had an athletic scholarship that covered half of it. And my kids would most certainly be around more "gangbangers" at Butler than at IU seeing as it is in downtown Indy next to the projects.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:03 pm
by Screw_Michigan
You wouldn't sacrifice a few flat-screen TVs to send your daughter to Butler? $20k is a pittance compared to the private school tuition out here.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:12 pm
by indyfrisco
IU is a damn fine school at a fraction of the price of Butler. I've not seen any ranking where Butler is higher than IU other than the college basketball rankings and I couldn't give a fuck about that.
Re: Crackin' skulls
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:45 pm
by Killian
IndyFrisco wrote:
M Club wrote:gook and negro gangbangers she meets during college.
Have you even been to Southern Indiana?
True story....we took my son when he was 3 to Indianapolis to visit the zoo and children's museum. We stayed at the downtown Westin. The Circle City Classic was going on that weekend. Not sure what teams it is, but it was a couple all black colleges I believe. Anyway, this black lady gets on the elevator with us, and my son looks up at her and says to her "Why did you paint your face that way?" The old lady just laughed and said "You folks live in the farmlands, dontcha?" to which I confirmed.
Did he follow that up with "My daddy does that on Halloween!"?