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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm all for a good Screw pile-on, but this one is weak. 20-somethings living in "the city" are probably renters, and are probably forced to endure the horrors of...gulp...community laundry! OHMYGAWW!!

I thought he was renting a condo? Any half assed condo should have a washer and dryer hook up and enough space for at least one of those small over/under units.

You do NOT want to talk about DC housing with someone who lives IN THE DISTRICT. Hell, you even BREATHE in the clean, hermetically flavored air of THE DISTRICT requires at least a Level III jizzmopper grade. Shit, to LIVE in THE DISTRICT??? You better be at LEAST a Level VI Jizzmopper with a couple of time in grade stripes. And you don't even want to KNOW what you need to own a HOME in THE DISTRICT. Shit, even Obama can't afford to own a HOME in THE DISTRICT. He's got to live in some 200 year old rental unit.

BSmack wrote:Shit, even Obama can't afford to own a HOME in THE DISTRICT. He's got to live in some 200 year old rental unit.

That's not a bad idea. We should be charging him rent. After all, he's living in our house. Either that or the President shouldn't be paid at all.

mvscal wrote: I thought he was renting a condo? Any half assed condo should have a washer and dryer hook up and enough space for at least one of those small over/under units.

If not, they make these dealios called "apartment washer/dryers." Hooks up to the sink and vents out a window (or makes your crib really humid if unvented).

When living the apartment life (thankfully, it's been a while), I always buckied up the extra dough for a place with hookups.

I mean, I can only have so many of the flannels and knee-length shorts we wear IN THE U&L to get stolen before it's no longer a question.

If you live in a rowhouse or one of the few detached homes in the District, you likely have one of those vertical units like MV pictured. If you're in a high-rise, you are doing community laundry. Even many of the high-end buildings are community laundry, but there they also screen out the lukewarm IQs.

If you live in a rowhouse or one of the few detached homes in the District, you likely have one of those vertical units like MV pictured. If you're in a high-rise, you are doing community laundry. Even many of the high-end buildings are community laundry, but there they also screen out the lukewarm IQs.

Dinsdale wrote:If not, they make these dealios called "apartment washer/dryers." Hooks up to the sink and vents out a window (or makes your crib really humid if unvented).

I've thought about getting one of those. I don't mind community laundry that much but sometimes you need do some laundry real quick like.

Screw_Michigan wrote: I've thought about getting one of those.

You'll be happy about it.

Small loads (sup Screwey), have to put it in the spin basket manually (which spins the hell out of them, reducing dry time), but no one rips off your shit, and you don't have to haul laundry anywhere but your kitchen.

Back when I toted a laundry bag to the mat, it was usually a place you could chat up a few pijama'ed young ladies. You're open to that sort of thing, right?

Screw_Michigan wrote:sometimes you need do some laundry real quick like.

Wurd.

-PSUFAN

The reek of a ripe fresh skid draws the hotties every time, dude.

PSUFAN wrote:The reek of a ripe fresh skid draws the hotties every time, dude.

Moot.

When bagging a new one, it's imperative that the lights be down when your shed the drawers... just in cased you skidded.

I mean, hopefully you're all kinds of clean, so as not to be olfactorily offensive as she schlarves, but worst case scenario, you don't want her to bear witness to the PSU in you on the initial "YEAH, SUCK IT, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!" session.

You bang chicks that shit on your cack then Hoover it up. And you're worried about a little skid streak? That could be considered foreplay or something.

Dinsdale wrote: you don't want her to bear witness to the PSU in you on the initial "YEAH, SUCK IT, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!" session.

Moot.

As long as you've got some AC/DC blasting in the background.

Rack it anyway.

moot

I guess, probably...


Rack "schlarves"

IndyFrisco wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:
I know I could take my talents TO DC and own a house.

changed the goalposts a bit, eh.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You bang chicks that shit on your cack then Hoover it up.

Geez, just when the horrific memory was starting to fade...

leave it to you assholes.

Screw_Michigan wrote:If you live in a rowhouse or one of the few detached homes in the District, you likely have one of those vertical units like MV pictured. If you're in a high-rise, you are doing community laundry. Even many of the high-end buildings are community laundry, but there they also screen out the lukewarm IQs.

Dinsdale wrote:If not, they make these dealios called "apartment washer/dryers." Hooks up to the sink and vents out a window (or makes your crib really humid if unvented).

I've thought about getting one of those. I don't mind community laundry that much but sometimes you need do some laundry real quick like.

Wash your clothes after every shift so when the zit-faced 17 year old calls in, You'll be ready and make employee of the month @ Chuck E. Cheese.

Is it true that in DC, you are not allowed to carry a gun? so, this basically means that good decent people are sitting ducks?
who would want to live in a fucked up place like that? I imagine that Detroit is probably just as bad or worse.

bradhusker wrote:Is it true that in DC, you are not allowed to carry a gun? so, this basically means that good decent people are sitting ducks?
who would want to live in a fucked up place like that? I imagine that Detroit is probably just as bad or worse.

One big difference. We are all forced to send a nice chunk of cash to DC. Therefore they manage to keep a decent part of it not looking like Berlin circa 1945. Unfortunately for the fukks in detoilet, we don't have to buy a car from them every year.

i suspect once the inevitable happens and a serious limit is put on DC's cash intake. it will end up looking just as bad.

Does anyone have any numbers on DC area real estate values? I'll bet they haven't dropped like everywhere else....yet.

smackaholic wrote: Unfortunately for the fukks in detoilet, we don't have to buy a car from them every year.

Thank God for that.

Sin,
Wags

smackaholic wrote:One big difference. We are all forced to send a nice chunk of cash to DC.

You know why, idiot? Because our Congressional overlords don't allow true self-governance, i.e. slapping a commuter tax on the suburban assholes who take advantage of the District's riches but yet leave nothing but an used condom laying around.

You got a problem with sending a check to the District? Lobby your fucking congressmen. Moron.

bradhusker wrote:I imagine that Detroit is probably just as bad or worse.

Is it true that in DC, you are not allowed to carry a gun? so, this basically means that good decent people are sitting ducks? who would want to live in a fucked up place like that?

You can carry a piece in the District now, bradley.

Screw_Michigan wrote:the District's riches

You don't have to like it. You just have to suck on it.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

bradhusker wrote:I imagine that Detroit is probably just as bad or worse.

Is it true that in DC, you are not allowed to carry a gun? so, this basically means that good decent people are sitting ducks? who would want to live in a fucked up place like that?

You can carry a piece in the District now, bradley.

Oh, when did that pass? GOOD, I bet the murder rate is dropping like a rock now, I think I'll visit the monuments now, ive been putting it off for years, but now that I can bring a concealed 45, I feel a lot safer.

bradhusker wrote:I think I'll visit the monuments now, ive been putting it off for years, but now that I can bring a concealed 45, I feel a lot safer.

Pussy.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

bradhusker wrote:I think I'll visit the monuments now, ive been putting it off for years, but now that I can bring a concealed 45, I feel a lot safer.

Pussy.

Forget a gun, bring fucking deodorant and pass that shit out like it's bottled water. I was in DC with the FUCKEN family from Thurs to Sat and the stench from the the crowds was horrendous. Maybe because the reflecting pool is currently empty none of the foreigners can bath at night?

I think I saw Abe Lincoln's nose start to bleed at one point.

jiminphilly wrote:Maybe because the reflecting pool is currently empty none of the foreigners can bath at night?

The foreigners currently bathe in the WW2 memorial. Just awful.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

jiminphilly wrote:Maybe because the reflecting pool is currently empty none of the foreigners can bath at night?

The foreigners currently bathe in the WW2 memorial. Just awful.

You have an aversion to bathing with foreigners?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

bradhusker wrote:I think I'll visit the monuments now, ive been putting it off for years, but now that I can bring a concealed 45, I feel a lot safer.

Pussy.

Heres the thing though, I would only use my weapon as a Last resort, I am lethal with just my hands, kinda like steven segall in "hard to kill" or "marked for death" or "above the law", or "out for justice", or "fire down below", HEY, is it me, or do his movies all have 3 word titles?

"Shit Troll Alert".

Goober McTuber wrote:"Shit Troll Alert".

OH I get it, a 3 word title, nice..........

Did you eat a lot of goobers growing up? cause it rotted ur teeth and brain out, Most of us might of had a goober or two at an actual movie theater, but not as one of our main sources of nutrition. It explains a lot of why you are the way you are.