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bradhusker wrote:GUYS, I know it says that I joined this board in 2005, HOWEVER, that is not true, My computer that I shared with my brother back in 2000, got destroyed, so, I was lost for 4 years or so, when, I re-found this Board and signed back on.

I was a member way back in 2000, with posters such as jay duck, T rex, shaz, left seater, roger the shrubber, and of course many others. I am the REAL BRADHUSKER, although, back then, I think I had an "s" on the end, and it was bradhuskers.

This board didn't exist until 2005. You've been lost your entire life.

This board didn't exist in 2000, simpleton. But since time doesn't exist, what difference does it make?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:This board didn't exist in 2000, simpleton. But since time doesn't exist, what difference does it make?

well all those posters i listed back from 2000 were on another board which obviously morphed into this board genius.

Good thing you set an Admin of this board straight on this board's history.

By the way, why didn't you go with :brad: instead of ?

brad was a hostboard titan.

Brad's name back at Hostboard was 1QuickSI

yeah, that was a different board back in 2000, ANY of those posters familiar? laxplayer, left seater, jayduck, t rex, shaz,
cornhusker, gatorfan, BACK THEN, I never had a thread locked, now? it seems like I get my threads locked on a regular basis. what gives?

bradhusker wrote:laxplayer, left seater, jayduck, t rex, shaz, cornhusker, gatorfan

Most of these losers were run.

bradhusker wrote:yeah, that was a different board back in 2000, ANY of those posters familiar? laxplayer, left seater, jayduck, t rex, shaz, cornhusker, gatorfan,

Lax, Left Seater, Jayduck, and Cornhusker still post here...though all pretty infrequently.

BACK THEN, I never had a thread locked, now? it seems like I get my threads locked on a regular basis. what gives?

Let me help you out here. BACK THEN, your schtick was somewhat original. But that was over a decade ago when everything on the interwebz was funny and fresh. You also stayed in character and picked your posts well. Now you're spouting off and melting over every little thing under the sun, from politics, to science, to religion, to your homosexual attraction to Elvis, and other random banalities. You're nothing but an unfunny caricature of yourself, and you're oversaturating the board with you're trying-too-hard-to-be-entertaining idiocy.

In short, stop posting like a goddamn jackass, and maybe you won't get the lock.

Glad I could help.

bradhusker wrote: BACK THEN, I never had a thread locked, now? it seems like I get my threads locked on a regular basis. what gives?

Haven't you heard? This board has gotten meaner. If you spent any time in this thread you would've known that.

Yeah, you guys are right, deep down, I long for the good old days when the internet was a fresh new horizon, NOW, it seems im an empty shell of a sad cariacture of my old self, THE only thing that can help me now, is if Nebraska goes back to being a real smashmouth powerhouse football program. THAT will surely bring me some much needed legitimacy!!!!

bradhusker wrote:Yeah, you guys are right, deep down, I long for the good old days when the internet was a fresh new horizon, NOW, it seems im an empty shell of a sad cariacture of my old self, THE only thing that can help me now, is if Nebraska goes back to being a real smashmouth powerhouse football program. THAT will surely bring me some much needed legitimacy!!!!

Nahhh, cornholer football returning to non-suckiness would do nothing to your legitimacy. A live webcast of you offing yourself would though.

C'mon dude, you can do it. You would get ultimate board cred if you off yourself with a massive overdose while sitting on the shitter.

smackaholic wrote:

bradhusker wrote:Yeah, you guys are right, deep down, I long for the good old days when the internet was a fresh new horizon, NOW, it seems im an empty shell of a sad cariacture of my old self, THE only thing that can help me now, is if Nebraska goes back to being a real smashmouth powerhouse football program. THAT will surely bring me some much needed legitimacy!!!!

Nahhh, cornholer football returning to non-suckiness would do nothing to your legitimacy. A live webcast of you offing yourself would though.

C'mon dude, you can do it. You would get ultimate board cred if you off yourself with a massive overdose while sitting on the shitter.

Dude, why would I do that? and miss nebraska beating the fuck piss outta your girly football team this year? Not on your life pal, not on your sissified life!!!
AS OF NOW, the Blackshirts are back, and you are a timid frightenned little drag queen, cowering over in the corner with your vagina in a bunch, ITS YOU who need to "OFF" yourself on the toilet while applying some pink mascara to your "tranny" face!

smackaholic wrote:

bradhusker wrote:Yeah, you guys are right, deep down, I long for the good old days when the internet was a fresh new horizon, NOW, it seems im an empty shell of a sad cariacture of my old self, THE only thing that can help me now, is if Nebraska goes back to being a real smashmouth powerhouse football program. THAT will surely bring me some much needed legitimacy!!!!

Nahhh, cornholer football returning to non-suckiness would do nothing to your legitimacy. A live webcast of you offing yourself would though.

C'mon dude, you can do it. You would get ultimate board cred if you off yourself with a massive overdose while sitting on the shitter.

Now that IS mean.

The Seer wrote:

smackaholic wrote:

bradhusker wrote:Yeah, you guys are right, deep down, I long for the good old days when the internet was a fresh new horizon, NOW, it seems im an empty shell of a sad cariacture of my old self, THE only thing that can help me now, is if Nebraska goes back to being a real smashmouth powerhouse football program. THAT will surely bring me some much needed legitimacy!!!!

Nahhh, cornholer football returning to non-suckiness would do nothing to your legitimacy. A live webcast of you offing yourself would though.

C'mon dude, you can do it. You would get ultimate board cred if you off yourself with a massive overdose while sitting on the shitter.

Now that IS mean.

thats mean man, thats just mean.

maybe marty's right.

bradhusker wrote: Dude, why would I do that? and miss nebraska beating the fuck piss outta your girly football team this year? Not on your life pal, not on your sissified life!!!
AS OF NOW, the Blackshirts are back, and you are a timid frightenned little drag queen, cowering over in the corner with your vagina in a bunch, ITS YOU who need to "OFF" yourself on the toilet while applying some pink mascara to your "tranny" face!

C'mon husker, your football team sucks smack, at a UConn fan?

They didn't even invent football at UConn until last week. I mean yes, they did get a BCS bowl bid last year, unlike a certain flyover state that has nothing but football. But any UConn fan with a shred of honesty will tell you that was a joke. Maybe someday UConn football will be something. Being a football hope to be beats being a football used to be. You 'holers and domers should know what i'm talkin' 'bout.

Now wanna talk basketball (boys or girls) ?

How many rings do the cornholers have again at round ball?

We been stacking trophies like cord wood around these parts over the last dozen years or so.

smackaholic wrote:

bradhusker wrote: Dude, why would I do that? and miss nebraska beating the fuck piss outta your girly football team this year? Not on your life pal, not on your sissified life!!!
AS OF NOW, the Blackshirts are back, and you are a timid frightenned little drag queen, cowering over in the corner with your vagina in a bunch, ITS YOU who need to "OFF" yourself on the toilet while applying some pink mascara to your "tranny" face!

C'mon husker, your football team sucks smack, at a UConn fan?

They didn't even invent football at UConn until last week. I mean yes, they did get a BCS bowl bid last year, unlike a certain flyover state that has nothing but football. But any UConn fan with a shred of honesty will tell you that was a joke. Maybe someday UConn football will be something. Being a football hope to be beats being a football used to be. You 'holers and domers should know what i'm talkin' 'bout.

Now wanna talk basketball (boys or girls) ?

How many rings do the cornholers have again at round ball?

We been stacking trophies like cord wood around these parts over the last dozen years or so.

OH shit? sorry, For some strange reason I thought you were a big ten homer, my bad, you guys do have one hell of a baqsketball program though.

WMU is taking on UConn this year, Suckaholic. Should be a good matchup. Also heard scU-M AD Dave Brandon is trying to weasel out of their road game at UConn coming up. Your AD should tell them to go fukk themselves.

Screw_Michigan wrote:WMU is taking on UConn this year, Suckaholic. Should be a good matchup. Also heard scU-M AD Dave Brandon is trying to weasel out of their road game at UConn coming up. Your AD should tell them to go fukk themselves.

Our AD has enough problems right now trying to keep himself employed.

Hopefully the huskies will have a QB this year capable of actually throwing a forward pass somewhere in the same area code as one of his receivers. The team as a whole last year was fairly good. Not BCS bowl good, IMO, but decent. But that QB was painful to watch.

Naw, it's just you, Marty.

Curmudgeonly and surly? You bet. But meaner?

Spent about 15 minutes last night sorting through several threads trying to figure out why Blue and Screwey were sportin' Michelle Bachmann's law school pic in their av, when I stumbled upon this gem over in BTPCFB.

This shithole doesn't have the bandwith to contain the racks due all the principals of Page 2. Very rare to see a thread catapulted into Archive-worthy Board Legend in the space of just a few short hours. And it's only through Providence and the benevolence of the players in that thread that kept them from going all-Bat Albert on a naive and unsuspecting JON. The fact his body has yet to be discovered floating face down in the Des Moines River is a tribute to their humanity ...

Truman wrote:Very rare to see a thread catapulted into Archive-worthy Board Legend in the space of just a few short hours.

As one who watched it all unfold (OK, I kinda started it), most of the carnage took place in the space of a few short minutes.

Gang,

We came across this quote today and thought we should share it here:

"It doesn’t take intelligence to be be critical. Criticism is low-hanging fruit –- it’s such an easy and attractive tactic for an unhappy person." Doug Fields

Please keep this in mind when posting.

Thank you,

-The Team

The Deciders wrote:Gang,

We came across this quote today and thought we should share it here:

"It doesn’t take intelligence to be be critical. Criticism is low-hanging fruit –- it’s such an easy and attractive tactic for an unhappy person." Doug Fields

Please keep this in mind when posting.

Thank you,

-The Team

big doug fan over here

Bizzarofelice wrote:big doug fan over here

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