How to get rid of despotic rulers in the Middle East

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Todd, props to you for being a fat, lonely loser and not killing yourself.

FRANKIE SAYS - CHOOSE LIFE

[Ana Ng]

Arabic men gross me out.

In what way? How are you basing your assessment?

I'm basing my assessment on the fact that they look as if they smell like the inside of a tauntaun.

[War Wagon]

PS ~ shout-out to Wags...how you rollin' tonight, bro'?

aside from an old self-inflicted war wound, I'm good.

Kinda' disappointed no Radio tonight, but oh well.

How are you, Marty?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Everything is good in the 'Gloo, Wags.

My tomatoes? Not so good this year.

[War Wagon]

My tomatoes? Not so good this year.

I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?

I'm not bragging, but the tomatoes in my back yard were spectacular and delicious. And that's not just my opinion, but that of my friends, neighbors and co-workers who got to share in the bounty as well.

There is a God and my tomato garden is proof of that.

[Ana Ng]

Interwebs gold.

[smackaholic]

My tomatoes? Not so good this year.

I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?

I'm not bragging, but the tomatoes in my back yard were spectacular and delicious. And that's not just my opinion, but that of my friends, neighbors and co-workers who got to share in the bounty as well.

There is a God and my tomato garden is proof of that.

the recipe for great tomatoes is non stop brutal heat. i like a good home grown tomato as much as the next guy, but, they ain't worth living in hell for 3 months.

marty, be patient. we americans are burning carbon based fuels as fast as we can to ensure you upper messicans will have wags' brutal summer weather (and great tomatoes) within a few more generations. of course this does mean that america will become a desert and we'll have to do a little expandin' northward.

not to worry though. we'll set you canucks up on spiffy reservations and allow you a casino monopoly. you'll be rich beyond your dreams.

[Cuda]

poptart was just told tha-fuck

-Marcus Allen

[mvscal]

Just keeps getting better and better...

Arab spring has created 'intelligence disaster', warns former CIA boss

The Arab spring has "delighted al-Qaida" and caused "an intelligence disaster" for the US and Britain, the former head of the CIA unit in charge of pursuing Osama bin Laden has warned.

Speaking at the Edinburgh international book festival, Michael Scheuer said: "The help we were getting from the Egyptian intelligence service, less so from the Tunisians but certainly from the Libyans and Lebanese, has dried up – either because of resentment at our governments stabbing their political leaders in the back, or because those who worked for the services have taken off in fear of being incarcerated or worse.

"The amount of work that has devolved on US and British services is enormous, and the result is blindness in our ability to watch what's going on among militants."

The Arab spring, he said, was "an intelligence disaster for the US and for Britain, and other European services".

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/au ... er-scheuer

[Dr_Phibes]

The Arab spring has "delighted al-Qaida"

I thought Al-Qaida was a franchise, like pizza shops. How can you knock out 'Al Qaida's #2' when they're are so many Al-Qaida locations? How can you know whether Al Qaida is delighted or not

These are the really big questions.