T1B

Don't encourage him, he's already self-important, Cleveland probably helps keep him grounded. He'll hit the west coast and like everyone else, his brain will explode and he'll be intolerable. Something negative happens to people when they move west and realise they can't go any further.

smackaholic wrote:I would rather it be northern AZ.

If you're into desolation and nothingness, knock yourself out.

mvscal wrote: My folks live in the Five Cites.

Haven't heard it called that in a long time.
Let me guess, 13th St in Oceano?

But seriously, there is nothing to see here. Move along.

Dinsdale wrote:

smackaholic wrote:I would rather it be northern AZ.

If you're into desolation and nothingness, knock yourself out.

I see you've never been there. Northern Arizona wouldn't be my first choice to settle, but it is very scenic.

Moving Sale wrote:Let me guess, 13th St in Oceano?

Ah, no. Arroyo Grande.

I have indeed been to Northern AZ... not quite as big a shithole as Anywhere, Nevada, but still pretty lame.

I'll take a pass on any of the western desert places.

mvscal wrote:
Plus, if I'm not mistaken, 88 loves golfing.

Those courses suck.
In this case a word is worth a 1000 pics. Blacklake.

Although if 88 moved to Northern AZ, he could then drop a Kingston Steamer on his OL... little change of pace.

Moving Sale wrote:

mvscal wrote:
Plus, if I'm not mistaken, 88 loves golfing.

Those courses suck.
In this case a word is worth a 1000 pics. Blacklake.

If you say so. I don't really play golf. I just smack a white ball around and gawk at scenery/drink mostly I drink. Haven't been to Black Lake. That's in Nipomo, right?

Papa Willie wrote:mvscal - You know I love you brother, but God DAMN if you just didn't pull an m2. :grin:

That's just the way it is...in spring anyway. The central coast is the sweet vagina of planet earth.

mvscal wrote:I just smack a white ball around and gawk at scenery

WAR the White Party.

-Toddowen

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:4 years now... I think that's a Johnny Marr record for holding down a job.

~slowly backs out of thread~

-AP

Really? Hey look dude, Hydrogen Peroxide is cheap and all, but when I have to use a bottle a day to keep my ankles from infection it's getting tired. What's wrong with you? You're such a bitch that looks to be Tardowned and Diego mixed into one super freak. Now go freeze your ass off in that shithole in Michigan.

The pics mvscal posted are around Pismo Beach, San Luis Obispo, Morro Bay etc. and Nipomo is a bit south. I was just there 3 weeks ago and had some good sea food. That area is where I'll end up living when the time is right.

Atomic Punk wrote:That area is where I'll end up living when the time is right.

Noooooooooooo!!!!

Moving Sale wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:That area is where I'll end up living when the time is right.

Noooooooooooo!!!!

Portland suddenly doesn't seem so gloomy, eh?

Moving Sale wrote:

mvscal wrote:
Plus, if I'm not mistaken, 88 loves golfing.

Those courses suck.
In this case a word is worth a 1000 pics. Blacklake.

You musn't know golf all too well. Monarch Dunes is the best course in the central coast, by far. Black Lake and it's sister course, Avila Beach, can't touch 'em. Hell, La Purisima blows 'em away... and actually, may be the best course of them all.

mvscal wrote:Nipomo

A casual roadhouse atmosphere that caters to grossly obese white folk looking to get their coronary on, but good luck finding a better meal. Just straight baked beans, plain bread, and the biggest fucking steaks you'll ever see. And, yes, they do (or did) have the obligatory "If you can down it, it's free!" 472-ounce monster.

The one I saw was literally shaped like a football, and nearly as large. It was oblong, with a decided rise in the center crowned by some badass salsa. Straight-up evil.

If you're ever anywhere near Solvang, Santa Maria or Pismo, you owe it to your Inner KC to make the journey to Nipomo and Jocko's Steakhouse.

Van wrote:If you're ever anywhere near Solvang, Santa Maria or Pismo, you owe it to your Inner KC to make the journey to Nipomo and Jocko's Steakhouse.

Either those or the Hitching Post in Casmalia or Buellton... preferably Casmalia.

Ken, I'll take your word for it. I was referred to Jocko's by an old-timey trucker dude I sold a Cadillac to back in the early '80s. This guy was Mr. Been There, Done That, and he was unrelenting in his efforts to compel me to take the drive up from Ventura to Nipomo, just so I could try Jocko's. Never tried those other places.

If I ever regain my taste buds, fuck it, one of the first things I'll do is make a pilgrimage back to Jocko's.

88 wrote:The only thing Cleveland has going for it is that Detroit is twice as shitty on a grander scale. But Cleveland is right on Detroit's heels in terms of suckatude.

"I don't like going to Detroit," Allen said. "I'll be honest, it's gloomy, it sucks. Everything is brown and then there is snow on the ground. There's like Brownstones everywhere and I'm like, 'Awesome.' I don't know, I couldn't do it. If I had to live in Detroit, I think I'd just drown myself in the river that was across the way. I'm not trying to be mean, but it's just depressing when I go there,"

--Jared Allen

"I don't like going to Detroit," Allen said. "I'll be honest, it's gloomy, it sucks. Everything is brown and then there is snow on the ground.

In fairness, he's used to Minnesota, which is obviously a tropical paradise in the winter months.

Moving Sale wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:That area is where I'll end up living when the time is right.

Noooooooooooo!!!!

Can't wait!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

"I don't like going to Detroit," Allen said. "I'll be honest, it's gloomy, it sucks. Everything is brown and then there is snow on the ground.

In fairness, he's used to Minnesota, which is obviously a tropical paradise in the winter months.

Snow makes tracking and killing animals easier.

mvscal wrote: "I don't like going to Detroit," Allen said. "I'll be honest, it's gloomy, it sucks. Everything is brown and then there is snow on the ground. There's like Brownstones everywhere and I'm like, 'Awesome.' I don't know, I couldn't do it. If I had to live in Detroit, I think I'd just drown myself in the river that was across the way. I'm not trying to be mean, but it's just depressing when I go there,"

--Jared Allen

Jared Allen hates balck dudes who aren't on his team. He said he hated New Orleans, too. How can you hate visiting New Orleans? Tard and 1/2.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

mvscal wrote: "I don't like going to Detroit," Allen said. "I'll be honest, it's gloomy, it sucks. Everything is brown and then there is snow on the ground. There's like Brownstones everywhere and I'm like, 'Awesome.' I don't know, I couldn't do it. If I had to live in Detroit, I think I'd just drown myself in the river that was across the way. I'm not trying to be mean, but it's just depressing when I go there,"

--Jared Allen

Jared Allen hates balck dudes who aren't on his team. He said he hated New Orleans, too. How can you hate visiting New Orleans? Tard and 1/2.

The guy is a tool. If the Vikings get more wins than he gets DUIs, he probably considers the season a success.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Kansas City Kid wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:At least metro Detroit is a pleasant place to live.

You are thinking of the CITY of Detroit, moron. Metro Detroit has some very affluent areas. Oakland County in particular. You are clueless.

The entire metro and city suck ass and everyone looks at it as a fucking joke and embarrassment.

At least Detroit has produced something other than gay porn, beastiality, and KC kid.

Kansas City Kid wrote:The entire metro and city suck ass and everyone looks at it as a fucking joke and embarrassment.

An opinion from somebody who doesn't even know the difference isn't really worth the slightest bit of fuck, now is it?

88 wrote:But Mrs. 88 has an unexplainable aversion to California for some reason. Won't even consider it.

So she lives in a toilet but has an aversion to California...

I laughed. Has she ever even been to California?

mvscal wrote: So she lives in a toilet but has an aversion to California...

I laughed. Has she ever even been to California?

You're missing the point... in Cleveland, Mrs. 88 is considered HOT.

If she moves to California... 88 would leave her in about a month for something something.

It's a rather simple equation.

I think "Porky" has a crush on "the truth".


Sin,

everyone on the board.

mvscal wrote:

88 wrote:I'm going to head west, my friends. Not sure how far. But I'm getting the fuck out of here.

Take it all the way. The central coast region of California is definitely God's Country.

Plenty of God's Country east of Cleveland. Finger Lakes, SE West Virginia, the Adirondacks, New Hampshire, etc.

PSUFAN wrote:
Plenty of God's Country east of Cleveland.

Ok, you lost me...



One of my favorite surf spots in Sonoma County...

Salmon creek beach... California








Dam at "the Russian river"














m2

My Gran has those landscapes knitted on the front of her sweaters.

Dr_Phibes wrote:My Gran has those landscapes knitted on the front of her sweaters.

was your dad not available that week ?




m2

PSUFAN wrote:

mvscal wrote:

88 wrote:I'm going to head west, my friends. Not sure how far. But I'm getting the fuck out of here.

Take it all the way. The central coast region of California is definitely God's Country.

Plenty of God's Country east of Cleveland. Finger Lakes

Canandaigua Lake



Watkins Glen



Letchworth Park



Taughannock Falls



Chimney Bluffs



Sunset at Oswego

Just to name a few.

BSmack wrote:

That's not a lake... twit... that's called an ice-rink 11 months a year








This is what we call a lake in "California"

BSmack wrote:Canandaigua Lake

Watkins Glen



Letchworth Park



Taughannock Falls



Chimney Bluffs



Sunset at Oswego

Just to name a few.







Ok, I laughed

m2 likes his wilderness like he likes cock, VERY LARGE.

BSmack wrote:m2 likes his wilderness like he likes cock, VERY LARGE.

ummm... ok.


Are you the brightest "bulb" in Canada ?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Kansas City Kid wrote:The entire metro and city suck ass and everyone looks at it as a fucking joke and embarrassment.

An opinion from somebody who doesn't even know the difference isn't really worth the slightest bit of fuck, now is it?

Agreed. You are attempting to tell us Detroit and surroundings are nice.

'Bode

Kansas City Kid wrote:
Agreed. You are attempting to tell us Detroit and surroundings are nice.

'Bode

Shut your fucking pizza hole, you bottom-feeding moron.