T1B

This thread has been the best present ever.

Hey Goobs, did you move to Kansas City because they use chain saws instead of wax to rid you of pubes?

You can gauge the current status of Ana's relationship with her babby-daddy by the raciness of the pics she posts.
She's quite transparent in that regard, really.

For example:

LEVEL ONE - not speaking with baby-daddy for a few days = cutesy-pie shots dressed in pink...lots of lip gloss

LEVEL TWO - harsh words spoken between them = extreme cleavage shots...dog-pushed-up-between-the-bossoms shots

LEVEL THREE - he's moved out again...possibly leaving a wake of broken furniture = ass shots...possible areola sightings...


It's her passive-aggressive swipe at him. You can almost set your watch to it.

Ana Ng wrote:



Any better?

Great...now I feel bad that I haven't phoned my grandmother to say hello since Christmas.

:(

Way to bum me out, Ana.

Sudden Sam wrote: Dammit. I musta been out that day.

Trust me...Mr. Ng must have come home with the stink of strange on his crank more than once, 'cause there's plenty of those pics floating around.

You sound like a screeching Canadian queen, Marty. Maybe you and Phibes could knock off early for some coffee and vigorous anal sex.

mvscal wrote:You sound like a screeching Canadian queen, Marty. Maybe you and Phibes could knock off early for some coffee and vigorous anal sex.

Calm down, Nacho...I didn't say I wouldn't want to hose down her knockers with my Miracle Whip.

You people need to show Ana a little more respect. The behavior in this thread is crude and appalling.

Myself, I would treat Ana to a nice Italian dinner, which I prepared myself, of course. Afterward, we would sit ocean-side, sharing laughs, good wine and good conversation. I would stroke her hair in the glow of the moonlight. And while the night was still young I would deliver her home, safe and sound. Because I'm a gentleman like that. Then I would escort her to the front door, bid her farewell, and park myself in front of the peephole I drilled into the side of the house earlier that day, and vigorously beat off to her voluptuous tittays for the next 6 hours.

I believe Marty has just won the award for the "creepiest" SOB on this board. Pretty amazing achievement, given some of the slags that post here.


I'm not really sure why you're looking for me to lay into you, Marty? Have you mistaken me for a black cock?



Either way, thanks for all the awesome compliments and stuff T1B'ers.

Ya. I'm gonna take most of those comments as "compliments".

Ana Ng wrote:I'm not really sure why you're looking for me to lay into you, Marty? Have you mistaken me for a black cock?

Ana Ng wrote:I believe Marty has just won the award for the "creepiest" SOB on this board. Pretty amazing achievement, given some of the slags that post here.


I'm not really sure why you're looking for me to lay into you, Marty? Have you mistaken me for a black cock?

Easy there, sweetheart. Haven't enough of the boys here told you how "hot" you look?

Now if you're done with your haircut, I'd like my bowl back. I'm making a Waldorf tomorrow night for all my gay, Canadian friends.









P.S. ~ are you coming on to me?

We REALLY need to recruit some more female posters here.


It's clear that Trev, AP, and myself just aren't gettin' it done. :/

Ana, disregard what I said earlier...

I actually cherish your posts and find you to be delightful. You are a beautiful woman with a beautiful smile.

Ana, grow the bangs back. They're cute on you and hide that 5 head nicely. Also, as marty said, you do look like a grandma a bit in the other pics. Of course the bang pic was, shall we say, nicely accessorized. Be a sweetheart and give us a similar grandma hair pic using the same well thought out camera angles which may or may not have been influenced by your marital harmony at that time.

Marty, shifty eyed emoticon dude was funny, the first 793 times you used it. I suggest you put it on hiatus for a bit

And what's with Ana throwing around the funnay this evening. Nice yob.

Martyred wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:



Any better?

Great...now I feel bad that I haven't phoned my grandmother to say hello since Christmas.

:(

Way to bum me out, Ana.

I was thinking GMILF with jowls.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jowls
noun
1.a fold of flesh hanging from the jaw, as of a very fat person.
2.the meat of the cheek of a hog.
3.the dewlap of cattle.
4.the wattle of fowls.

Bangs are terrible.

Can google analytics measure how many right click/save as functions have happened since January 12th?

Atomic Punk wrote:I was thinking GMILF with jowls.

You know how I know you're lying?

jiminphilly wrote:Can google analytics measure how many right click/save as functions have happened since January 12th?

How 'bout 'dem Flyers?

Ana Ng wrote:

jiminphilly wrote:Can google analytics measure how many right click/save as functions have happened since January 12th?

How 'bout 'dem Flyers?

I'm in love with you. Let's make this happen.

This is about as close to Philly as I get.





(from 3yrs. ago)

Ana = female Goobs

Can Google Analytics tell how much trolljizz is spilled per Ana pic post?

Heck, I have a tubesock I named Ana.

Atomic Punk wrote:female Goobs

Redundant.

Ana Ng wrote:This is about as close to Philly as I get.





(from 3yrs. ago)

Since you're a woman, Screwy hates you already but you've just put yourself in serious danger by posting a picture of yourself in a Flyers jersey. If you have any photos of you wearing a Phillies or Eagles team gear, you'd likely have to change your identity.

my fav photo, btw. Let your hair grow past your shoulders again.

Atomic Punk wrote:Ana = female Goobs

And of course we don't have far to look for a female AP, do we?

When Goalie Ron Hextall retired from the Flyers, I stopped watching NHL... except for the Olympics.

Atomic Punk wrote:jowls.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jowls
noun
1.a fold of flesh hanging from the jaw, as of a very fat person.
2.the meat of the cheek of a hog.
3.the dewlap of cattle.
4.the wattle of fowls.

This is without a doubt, your best post ever. You're really on to something here.

jiminphilly wrote:Since you're a woman, Screwy hates you already but you've just put yourself in serious danger by posting a picture of yourself in a Flyers jersey. If you have any photos of you wearing a Phillies or Eagles team gear, you'd likely have to change your identity.

my fav photo, btw. Let your hair grow past your shoulders again.

I took this on the morning of the "Winter Classic".

I'm a Rags fan by marriage, but a Kings fan by birth.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:jowls.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jowls
noun
1.a fold of flesh hanging from the jaw, as of a very fat person.
2.the meat of the cheek of a hog.
3.the dewlap of cattle.
4.the wattle of fowls.

This is without a doubt, your best post ever. You're really on to something here.

Meh.

SECOND best post ever, actually. :choniegate

Gosh, even I'm envious of Ana's beautiful eyes.

Sudden Sam wrote:Could you maybe get someone to take a pic of you?

Seems sad that you have to do it yourself all the time.

Ana Ng wrote:

Ok, this is going to send us into couples counseling.

Happy belated b-day, Ang.

One question though, when ST visits, does the hubby get booted to the couch for the weekend?

Thanks for the question, David.


When your wife squeezes through your front door, do you get pushed out into the backyard?

Ana Ng wrote:When your wife squeezes through your front door, do you get pushed out into the backyard?

Yes, Ana, her tits are bigger than yours.

Co'oo'g's, except for the two days every year when they get to play "Show Off My Tits in Ridiculous Slut Wear" (Halloween and the annual prilgrimage to the local Renaissance Faire) Fat Chix(tm) get zero credit for having big tits. When the belly swallows the nipples...game over.

...Anna

Ana Ng wrote:I'm not really sure why you're looking for me to lay into you, Marty? Have you mistaken me for a black cock?