Crack - 1 Whitney Houston - 0

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:35 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Whitney Houston's mom is Cissy Houston. Cissy was part of the sweet insperations, Elvis Presley's singing group on tour. Cissy brought young Whitney aged 6 to meet Elvis backstage in Las Vegas,
Go to you tube, and watch the interview that Whitney gives recounting her meeting with the KING.
She is asked what did she say to Elvis? And Whitney says, "You dont talk to elvis, you just stare at him, I just stared at him he was so stunningly beautiful", end quote.
Before this post, I didn't think Brad's Elvis obsession could possibly get any gheyer.

I was wrong.

Terry, no wonder you live in Crapchester, you are FULL OF CRAP!! Those were Whitney's sentiments about the KING you idiot.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:49 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:No, I don't wish ill health or death on anyone, but I do prefer it happen to someone that I'm not close to.

How close are you to Nick Saban?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:18 am

Sudden Sam wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:No, I don't wish ill health or death on anyone, but I do prefer it happen to someone that I'm not close to.
How close are you to Nick Saban?
He's my uncle.

I wish excellent health for that SOB!

Of course...aren't all you people in AL related?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:25 pm

Her bodyguard sure did a shitty job.

Sin,
Kevin Costner

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:08 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Her bodyguard sure did a shitty job.

Sin,
Kevin Costner

No way costner would have let her drown like that, no way.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:18 pm

It's too bad that Bobby Brown didn't take a shine to bradhusker at a young age.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:29 am

Van wrote:It's too bad that Bobby Brown didn't take a shine to bradhusker at a young age.

Van, im willing to bet the house and the car, that if bobby brown showed up at your crib, you'd drop to your knees and suck him clean.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:36 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:No tears here, Sam, but I do acknowledge the sadness of it. I also find it a bit shocking when someone as close in age to me as she was (only slightly more than a year older) checks out.

You find it shocking when 48 year old junkies drop dead?

I find it shocking when they make it that far.

So what if she was beautiful.

So what if she was extremely talented.

She was a fukking junkie. In the end, this trumps all else.

I'm not glad she's dead. I save that emotion for those truly deserving. I just don't give it any more thought than, yup, being a junkie is a really bad career choice.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:29 pm

smackaholic wrote:You find it shocking when 48 year old junkies drop dead? I find it shocking when they make it that far. So what if she was beautiful. So what if she was extremely talented. She was a fukking junkie. In the end, this trumps all else.

I'm not glad she's dead. I save that emotion for those truly deserving. I just don't give it any more thought than, yup, being a junkie is a really bad career choice.

+1

That pretty much nails it.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:12 pm

Yep, Rack Smackoholic. My sentiments exactly. A great talent who made the choice to be a fuckin' doper....and died. It happens to dopers not named Whitney Houston every fuckin' day. It's just Darwin doin' his thing.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:09 am

smackaholic wrote:being a junkie is a really bad career choice.

Well...it's not for everyone.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:30 pm

Is it just me, or is Congresswoman Maxine Waters a sick disturbed fuck?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:46 pm

nahh, brad, it's not just you.

you're both fukked.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:29 pm

smackaholic wrote:nahh, brad, it's not just you.

you're both fukked.

Please dont EVER group me, a bona-fide "Reagan Conservative", in with a sick fukkin racist pig like Maxine Waters. Thank you in advance.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:48 pm

Fact is, along with Streisand, Christina Aguilera, or Celine Dion, Houston sang in a "chest voice"--which means that without a microphone her belting "huge" voice couldn't be heard in the second row, and couldn't begin to carry over an orchestra. Moreover, her tone was fake (compared to Sarah Vaughn, let's say) and her tunes absolutely unlistenable. In point, I defy anyone to name a listenable Whitney Houston tune. As for her spiral into a blotto has-been hag drowning in a bathtub, maybe some slick video editing can have her singing a late duet with a similarly fat Elvis (who in fact had some "head voice" resonance). What would they croon? Probably some ludicrous religious tripe.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:03 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Fact is, along with Streisand, Christina Aguilera, or Celine Dion, Houston sang in a "chest voice"--which means that without a microphone her belting "huge" voice couldn't be heard in the second row, and couldn't begin to carry over an orchestra. Moreover, her tone was fake (compared to Sarah Vaughn, let's say) and her tunes absolutely unlistenable. In point, I defy anyone to name a listenable Whitney Houston tune. As for her spiral into a blotto has-been hag drowning in a bathtub, maybe some slick video editing can have her singing a late duet with a similarly fat Elvis (who in fact had some "head voice" resonance). What would they croon? Probably some ludicrous religious tripe.

LTS, be very careful about what you say about the KING. Elvis Presley had beautiful tone, a rich resonant baritone with a sweet falsetto.
ALSO, Elvis' voice was so unique in the sacred halls of music, that it completely changed each decade.
In the 1950's, elvis screamed like a young punk rocker, with sexual innuendo, and a punk scream.
In the 1960's, early on, Elvis developed a strong powerful voice, ie.."its now or never". AND a sweet falsetto, which he displayed in his award winning gospel music.
In the late 1960's, his voice changed YET again, with a gritty gravel earthy soul. REAL SOUL, on full display at the famous 1969 memphis sessions.
His rich baritone voice is on full display in, "In the Ghetto", elvis' legendary tone is sublime and beautiful.
In the 1970's his unique voice changed YET again, to a more effortless mellow baritone, "Always on my mind", "I'm Leavin'". etc...

DONT EVER compare Elvis with ANYONE in the music industry. YOU FUCKIN MORON!!!
I just kicked your pimply faggott ass all over this forum, and I havent even rolled up my sleeves yet.
Just wait till I get going.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:11 pm

bradhusker wrote:so unique

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:49 am

Toddowen wrote:I've never been into Whitney.

A chick who I was about to fuck was really into her. And thankfully before I proceeded any further, I found out she had a black boyfriend{who I knew in high school}, and then later still I found out she was pregnant by him, though she wasn't showing yet.

Phew...talk about a brush with catastrophe.

No shit. You almost fucked an adult.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:44 am

Toddowen wrote:I've never been into Whitney.

A chick who I was about to fuck was really into her. And thankfully before I proceeded any further, I found out she had a black boyfriend{who I knew in high school}, and then later still I found out she was pregnant by him, though she wasn't showing yet.

Phew...talk about a brush with catastrophe.

If her boyfriend was indeed black, you would have been a dissapointment to her, she prob'ly had her pussy streched too wide by his black cock,

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:23 pm

bradhusker wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I've never been into Whitney.

A chick who I was about to fuck was really into her. And thankfully before I proceeded any further, I found out she had a black boyfriend{who I knew in high school}, and then later still I found out she was pregnant by him, though she wasn't showing yet.

Phew...talk about a brush with catastrophe.
If her boyfriend was indeed black, you would have been a dissapointment to her, she prob'ly had her pussy streched too wide by his black cock,

Usually, I dismiss anything bh says as ignorant babbling.

Usually.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:43 am

smackaholic wrote:
bradhusker wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I've never been into Whitney.

A chick who I was about to fuck was really into her. And thankfully before I proceeded any further, I found out she had a black boyfriend{who I knew in high school}, and then later still I found out she was pregnant by him, though she wasn't showing yet.

Phew...talk about a brush with catastrophe.
If her boyfriend was indeed black, you would have been a dissapointment to her, she prob'ly had her pussy streched too wide by his black cock,
Usually, I dismiss anything bh says as ignorant babbling.

Usually.

bradhusker knows cock.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:31 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Here ya' go, Brad.

Sam, you werent trying to imply that Elvis was racist? were you? Because I am here to tell you that he wasnt. HOW do I know this? Elvis generously gave to Dr King and his movement. Elvis also showered expensive jewelry and gifts on Cissy Houston and the Sweet Insperations. Elvis gave Sammy Davis Jr. expensive jewelry as well. And Elvis also greatly admired Muhammed Ali, giving him gifts as well.

So, due to these impressive facts, Elvis Presley equally loved ALL of God's children, regardless of race, creed or color.

Ya got it now sam?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 4:07 pm

sounds like he was an equal opportunity queer, going after jewish and muzzie balck cock.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:24 pm

"Memphis Mafia" was really just code for a homosexual club.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:35 pm

mvscal wrote:bradhusker knows cock.

He has spent years of meticulous research and study on the subject of "thick juicy cock & balls."

While killing cases of Capri Sun.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:42 am

Breaking NEWS from the Whitney Houston funeral service!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bobby Brown was allotted 3 seats. He showed up with an entourage of 10 thugs and gangstas. Down by the casket, words were exchanged, and an altercation was narrowly averted. It came dangerously close to fisticuffs by the casket, which could have easily spilled over and knocked over the casket itself, spilling out the body of the dead diva.

NOW, does anybody need ANY proof of just how sick this Brown character is? To act this way at a funeral? Are you fuckin kiddin me?

Did anyone notice the twin 14 yr old asian cuties on each arm of R Kelly??? How was this allowed?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:22 am

Even though Bobby Brown showed up with thugs, the security at the funeral had some bigger dudes, SO, this faggott thug wannabe known as Bobby Brown and the New FAGGOTT edition were shown the street.

I PRAYED to GOD that a "situation" or "scuffle" would break out, knocking over the casket, and Bobby Brown getting beat like the punk ass bitch that he is.

BY THE WAY, did anyone witness the HORRID performances ??? 2 such performances come to mind.
Alicia Keyes was horrible, she was screaming off key, her tone is ugly. and I thought that she absolutely sucked dick.

Stevie Wonder was horrible. He was off key and laughable. The words to his song were so laughable as were the notes as well. It sounded like he threw it together in a matter of minutes, and I felt sorry for him.

THE ONLY HIGHNOTE? THE END, when the casket was being carried out to the angelic sounds of Whitney herself singing "I will always love you". That was the BEST, and there wasnt a dry eye in the house.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:36 am

Yes, of course. I'm sure "lots" of heterosexual men watched Whitney Houston's memorial, brad. That's not in the least bit gay.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:49 am

mvscal wrote:Yes, of course. I'm sure "lots" of heterosexual men watched Whitney Houston's memorial, brad. That's not in the least bit gay.

Kevin Costner was there, and he is absolutely hetero.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:51 am

Cornfed stud—who also claims to be NYC born and raised :? —or Entertainment Tonight-obsessed incontinent old hausfrau in pink curlers and a purple muumuu impotently shaking her liver-spotted fist at the world...

...you make the call, T1B.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:53 am

bradhusker wrote:
mvscal wrote:Yes, of course. I'm sure "lots" of heterosexual men watched Whitney Houston's memorial, brad. That's not in the least bit gay.
Kevin Costner was there, and he is absolutely hetero.

Shot you down, did he?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:14 am

Van wrote:
bradhusker wrote:
mvscal wrote:Yes, of course. I'm sure "lots" of heterosexual men watched Whitney Houston's memorial, brad. That's not in the least bit gay.
Kevin Costner was there, and he is absolutely hetero.
Shot you down, did he?

Van, its a psychological fact, that when you question another man's sexuality, YOU ARE A FAG.
You keep trying to prove others are gay, YET, its YOU who are the board SISSY queer!!!!

ANYONE with half a brain realizes that you VAN are a closeted faggott. How long have you been living with HIV???

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:55 am

bradhusker wrote:Van, its a psychological fact, that when you question another man's sexuality, YOU ARE A FAG.

Actually it's known in these parts as IKYABWAI. In any event, I believe we're far beyond questioning here, brad.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:12 pm

What ^^^^ said.

You've made it quite clear which side of the plate you're on with your disturbing encyclopedic knowledge of "the king" uhhh, I mean KING.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:33 pm

Van wrote:...you make the call, T1B.

Troll who is still getting over.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 3:29 pm

smackaholic wrote:you're

Nice work.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:30 pm

mvscal wrote:Yes, of course. I'm sure "lots" of heterosexual men watched Whitney Houston's memorial, brad. That's not in the least bit gay.

I was in a sports bar yesterday when somebody changed one of the TVs I was watching to the funeral.

I looked to see who was actually watching that bullshit and it was a 300 lb young balck dude with another dude who appeared to be holding his hand.

Homoe comes in many sizes and colors, brad. Even yours.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:32 pm

mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Van, its a psychological fact, that when you question another man's sexuality, YOU ARE A FAG.
Actually it's known in these parts as IKYABWAI. In any event, I believe we're far beyond questioning here, brad.

mvscal, your the poster child for I know you are but what am I, and, from what I can tell, you have severe fag tendencies. In the same way that I am a severe Reagan conservative, YOU are a severe sissy fag.

I hope this clears things up, in a crystal-clear way.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:33 pm

Carson wrote:
mvscal wrote:Yes, of course. I'm sure "lots" of heterosexual men watched Whitney Houston's memorial, brad. That's not in the least bit gay.
I was in a sports bar yesterday when somebody changed one of the TVs I was watching to the funeral.

I looked to see who was actually watching that bullshit and it was a 300 lb young balck dude with another dude who appeared to be holding his hand.

Homoe comes in many sizes and colors, brad. Even yours.

nice, so you hang out in "gay" sports bars. I bet you had a nice tofu salad, ya sissy.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:38 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:you're
Nice work.

All the credit goes to the wonderful team of supportive punctuation coaches here at T1B.

I love you guys. :cry: