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Bizzarofelice wrote:

trev wrote:s he too honest for you?

no. he isn't honest. he throw tantrums. I'm a grownassman. I've got a job. If someone in my office acted like him, he would be kicked the fuck out. as a housewife you may not understand this.

Not politically correct enough?

If you're asking this question, then you don't know me.

You are throwing a tantrum.

Van wrote:I think it's more his arrogant fatness, actually.

trev, there have been countless obese, candid, powerful men. Why him? Why not Al Capone or Dom DeLuise?

In fact, if you like powerful men so much, why don't you like Obama too? He's plenty powerful. Unlike Chris Crisco, however, he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.

You really want to get to the bottom of this girl crush I have, don't you? :)

trev wrote: You are throwing a tantrum.

hardly, hausfrau. I simply put you in your place. no change in blood pressure. unlike your crybaby idol. do you like him enough to serve him soft serve off your elastic waistband indentioned tummy?

Bizzarofelice wrote:

trev wrote: You are throwing a tantrum.

hardly, hausfrau. I simply put you in your place. no change in blood pressure. unlike your crybaby idol.

Yes, that is why you resort to personal attacks. Transparent.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Van wrote:In fact, if you like powerful men so much, why don't you like Obama too? He's plenty powerful. Unlike Chris Crisco, however, he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.

3some?

That already looks like a threesome.

I understand that Screw is clamoring for a men's fashion forum.

#1 Your belt should NEVER hike up over your gut.

#2 Never acquire such a massive gut.

#3 If your collar lies down flat due to the girth of your neck, you should consider not being fat.

trev wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:

trev wrote: You are throwing a tantrum.

hardly, hausfrau. I simply put you in your place. no change in blood pressure. unlike your crybaby idol.

Yes, that is why you resort to personal attacks. Transparent.

you mean... like Chris Christie? you have kicked your own recliner-softened ass.

No, I think you have a chip on your shoulder and may be all too familiar with being the one bullied.

trev wrote:No

was I too honest with you? can you not handle the honesty? you are not worth Chris Christie's attention.

trev wrote:You really want to get to the bottom of this girl crush I have, don't you? :)

That's exactly what I'm worried about!

trev wrote:chip on your shoulder

:paul: :paul: :paul:

-Chris Christie

Bizzarofelice wrote:

trev wrote:No

was I too honest with you? can you not handle the honesty? you are not worth Chris Christie's attention.

Nor yours either. Get lost in Obama's twat.

Bizzarofelice wrote:

trev wrote: You are throwing a tantrum.

hardly, hausfrau. I simply put you in your place. no change in blood pressure.

If that's your criterion, why do you constantly accuse mvscal of melting? His blood pressure never changes. Hell, how could it? He'd need to have a beating heart before that could happen.

Guys, guys, guys. Please, can we take this to the trev is inexplicably attracted to belt-hiking slobs with slicked back hair and slicker talking points who mistake their sweaty little sausage fingers for actual sausages and funnel ass crack sweat onto trev's tingly parts providing much needed lube forum? I mean really, we have these sub forums for a reason.

trev wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:

trev wrote:No

was I too honest with you? can you not handle the honesty? you are not worth Chris Christie's attention.

Nor yours either.

Get lost in Obama's twat.

I said nothing about Obama, did I? Did I?


This thread is about Chris Christie, the object of your jiggly roll-it-in-flour admiration. You mentioned that he was powerful. You brought him up. I brought you back down.


If you'd like to attach Obama to me, do it in a thread where I defended him.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Guys, guys, guys. Please, can we take this to the trev is inexplicably attracted to belt-hiking slobs with slicked back hair and slicker talking points who mistake their sweaty little sausage fingers for actual sausages and funnel ass crack sweat onto trev's tingly parts providing much needed lube forum? I mean really, we have these sub forums for a reason.

I'm quite enjoying the funnies here. Except for bace getting all serious. More fun to keep it here.

You've got to be really desperate to get weak-kneed for the governor of the Olive Garden State.

It's obvious that the reason he didn't throw his hat into the ring for POTUS or VPOTUS is that he's got skeletons in his closet (along with the boxes of Twinkies & Ho-Ho's from Costco). Just a matter of time.

Actually, he probably didn't run for POTUS to avoid having to walk down Pennsylvania Ave. after an inauguration...He'd make William Harrison look like a long-serving POTUS after attempting that stroll (perhaps he could use that helo that he used to see his son's baseball game the rest of the way).

I heard Chris Christie went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close down the restaurant..........and trev made her couch cushions messy

You can't take Jerry Nadler seriously because he is an idiot not because he's fat. That being said...

The words Chris Christie and "action" don't exactly fit together.

Roach wrote:Despite the troubles he has had with accusations of no bid contracts and fraud, he seems to be his own man

Yeah, no problems there. Good for him for telling those pesky reporters to fuck off!

Hate to play the "FTFY" card, but...

Roach wrote:he seems to be his own men

Smackie Chan wrote:Hate to play the "FTFY" card, but...

Roach wrote:he seems to be his own men

smackie chan = solid gold

Roach wrote: Christie at least has the balls to say what he thinks

if he were an intelligent man, this may not be scary.


but he isn't


and humility from such a flawed fat fuck would be admirable.

mvscal wrote:You can't take Jerry Nadler seriously because he is an idiot not because he's fat. That being said...

Another good fat man song. Might need more cowbell though.