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Dee Snutz wrote:I edited when I saw this hillbilly was just some trailer park rube.

Be sensitive to his feelings. His wife has been cheating on him with her trainer and they are getting divorced.

I hope you're happy with your uncalled for behavior. :(

leave, stay, whatever.

this may be the first time I've seen somebody announce their retirement and then take it back... in the same thread.

I'd call you a SIM, but I don't know you well enough yet. But if this performance is indicative of how you negotiate with people in everyday situations...

how the hell did you stumble into T1B anyway?

152 posts and I have no idea who you are.

trev wrote:152 posts and I have no idea who you are.

He's likely to tell you that he's left his mark on this board in record setting time but, in reality, the beatings he's taken in here are leaving marks on him.

War Wagon wrote:leave, stay, whatever.

this may be the first time I've seen somebody announce their retirement and then take it back... in the same thread.

I'd call you a SIM, but I don't know you well enough yet. But if this performance is indicative of how you negotiate with people in everyday situations...

how the hell did you stumble into T1B anyway?

You're just horrible people. On every level. I'm compelled to stay here just to remind some of you what a low life you are.

Mace wrote:

trev wrote:152 posts and I have no idea who you are.

He's likely to tell you that he's left his mark on this board in record setting time but, in reality, the beatings he's taken in here are leaving marks on him.

We're just typing. And reading. I suppose you take this shit way more serious. That's because you're a loser.

Dee Snutz wrote:

Mace wrote:

trev wrote:152 posts and I have no idea who you are.

He's likely to tell you that he's left his mark on this board in record setting time but, in reality, the beatings he's taken in here are leaving marks on him.

We're just typing. And reading. I suppose you take this shit way more serious. That's because you're a loser.

I told you, dumbass, this is my life. Pay attention.

I've known Mace for many years. This is all he does. He isn't kidding.

I made the decision to pass on a college education and wait for Al Gore to invent the internet so I could become a full time messageboard poster. It's been a great life and I feel so blessed.

Mace wrote:I told you, dumbass, this is my life. Pay attention.

Yes, you're a loser. I got that from your first dumb shit post. Did you feel the need to punctuate it?

Mace wrote:I made the decision to pass on a college education and wait for Al Gore to invent the internet so I could become a full time messageboard poster. It's been a great life and I feel so blessed.

Even this is yawn inducing. You're not funny or clever. Is there anything you're good at?

This thread had gotten really fucking stupid. And apparently I'm a doughy hillbilly, so I am an expert in such manners.

Dee Snutz wrote:

Mace wrote:I made the decision to pass on a college education and wait for Al Gore to invent the internet so I could become a full time messageboard poster. It's been a great life and I feel so blessed.

Even this is yawn inducing. You're not funny or clever. Is there anything you're good at?

Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so. I don't post on the comedy boards, dumbass, so don't expect the funny from me. Any other questions?

Mace wrote:

Dee Snutz wrote:

Mace wrote:I made the decision to pass on a college education and wait for Al Gore to invent the internet so I could become a full time messageboard poster. It's been a great life and I feel so blessed.

Even this is yawn inducing. You're not funny or clever. Is there anything you're good at?

Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so. I don't post on the comedy boards, dumbass, so don't expect the funny from me. Any other questions?

You have made a comfortable living posting on messageboards?

Mace wrote:

Dee Snutz wrote:

Mace wrote:I made the decision to pass on a college education and wait for Al Gore to invent the internet so I could become a full time messageboard poster. It's been a great life and I feel so blessed.

Even this is yawn inducing. You're not funny or clever. Is there anything you're good at?

Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so. I don't post on the comedy boards, dumbass, so don't expect the funny from me. Any other questions?

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Mace, you're a far bigger douchebag than I gave you credit for.

Dee Snutz wrote:Mace, you're a far bigger douchebag than I gave you credit for.

Thank you and good night.

Mace wrote:Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so.

Hey, Mace. Can you direct me to one of those bread winning mesageboard posts?

Mace wrote:

Dee Snutz wrote:Mace, you're a far bigger douchebag than I gave you credit for.

Thank you and good night.

What, you don't wanna rub my nose in it? That you "make a living" posting on messageboards?

You're the biggest douchebag I've encountered yet.

Roach wrote:

Dee Snutz wrote:Mace, you're a far bigger douchebag than I gave you credit for.

And you sir, are a small, meaningless, unhumorous, little attention whore. While your posts to the music threads seemed promising, they were in fact hollow and juvenile.

And your desperate antics in this thread only more prove that.

Bwahahahaha

Mace wrote:
Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so. I don't post on the comedy boards, dumbass, so don't expect the funny from me. Any other questions?

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen. This guy thinks people are paying him for his posts on the internet.

No, the funniest thing is you thinking anybody gives a shit what you think.

Sorry, loser. this might be the greatest quote ever typed on an internet messagebaord. This fucking moron thinks he's made a living.

Mace wrote:
Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so. I don't post on the comedy boards, dumbass, so don't expect the funny from me. Any other questions?

Hey, Mace. Could you take a minute to turn around and take a photo of your estate? The one that you built as a result of your internet messageboard posting?

I hope you're happy now scrote for causing pahtard, the board bouncer to run himself.

It he was still around nutz would have been run after his first post in this thread.

maybe one of you admins could go over to .net and arrange some sort of 1 time consultation.

Dee Snutz wrote:I suppose you take this shit way more serious. That's because you're a loser.

Ahh, because nothing says I'm taking all of this in stride quite like posting a taking-my-ball-and-going-home thread then rescinding it three minutes later.

I like this line better.

Dee Snutz wrote:I'm compelled to stay here just to remind some of you what a low life you are.

Nothing says "get a life you low brow internet losers" quite like starting a thread telling us what horrible people we are... and then constantly reminding us of that.

Try to understand, Wags. Superior human beings log onto message boards to tell a bunch of strangers what awful and pathetic losers they are, and that perhaps some should prepare to die, while announcing that they're leaving after a month of furious posting at a place that they can't stand even though they never had any intention to leave in the first place. I mean, what a wonderful display of character and integrity Mr. Snutz has showed, and I would urge any of you with children to show them this thread so they can learn from his example. Dee Snutz is a lot like Tim Tebow -- we're all better people for having been graced with his presence.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Try to understand, Wags. Superior human beings log onto message boards to tell a bunch of strangers what awful and pathetic losers they are, and that perhaps some should prepare to die, while announcing that they're leaving after a month of furious posting at a place that they can't stand even though they never had any intention to leave in the first place. I mean, what a wonderful display of character and integrity Mr. Snutz has showed, and I would urge any of you with children to show them this thread so they can learn from his example. Dee Snutz is a lot like Tim Tebow -- we're all better people for having been graced with his presence.

Do you ever get tired of pumping your creepy internet life up?

Are you kidding? Mgo has made almost Mace levels of cash doing this shit.

War Wagon wrote:I like this line better.

Dee Snutz wrote:I'm compelled to stay here just to remind some of you what a low life you are.

Nothing says "get a life you low brow internet losers" quite like starting a thread telling us what horrible people we are... and then constantly reminding us of that.

In fairness, not all of you are horrible. You seem like a decent dude. And a few others like Bsmack. But people like Mace and R-Jack are laughable losers w inadequacy issues. They're horrible people that I wouldn't associate with. Life's way too short to argue w angry losers that didn't succeed in their life's endeavors. Like Mace and his umpire career. I don't know anyone that wanted to be an umpire. Except a fag that couldn't actually throw a ball and just wanted to be around those that could.

"Why is everybody laughing? There's nothing funny here...stop laughing! You are all losers. I see nothing to laugh at."

Sincerely, Dee "Grimey" Snutz

R-Jack wrote:Are you kidding? Mgo has made almost Mace levels of cash doing this shit.

Yep, MGO has done well here too and is living the good life. Our most pressing problem is that fucking Obama wants to raise taxes for those of us making over $250,000. Rat bastard.

Dee Snutz wrote: Do you ever get tired of pumping your creepy internet life up?

Yes, I do. Fortunately you're here to serve up a little humility by telling everybody how horrible and pathetic they are. Mother Theresa would be jealous of your work.

Mace wrote:

R-Jack wrote:Are you kidding? Mgo has made almost Mace levels of cash doing this shit.

Yep, MGO has done well here too and is living the good life. Our most pressing problem is that fucking Obama wants to raise taxes for those of us making over $250,000. Rat bastard.

You are on the public dole. You're not smart enough to actually make a living on your wits. So what sector are you drawing off of? And what state is scratching a check to you?

This messageboarding thing is very lucrative kid. Don't get pissy because you're doing it wrong.

Dee Snutz wrote:

Mace wrote:

R-Jack wrote:Are you kidding? Mgo has made almost Mace levels of cash doing this shit.

Yep, MGO has done well here too and is living the good life. Our most pressing problem is that fucking Obama wants to raise taxes for those of us making over $250,000. Rat bastard.

You are on the public dole. You're not smart enough to actually make a living on your wits. So what sector are you drawing off of? And what state is scratching a check to you?

Look, we've turned a shit thread that you started into 3 pages already.....and the cash register just keeps ringing up the sales.

Great post. Way to confirm that you're boring.

Dee Snutz wrote:Great post. Way to confirm that you're boring.

That's it, douchebag, just keep posting and get this abortion of a thread to 4 pages so we can make more money.