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Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:06 pm
by Mace
Screw_Michigan wrote:Mace wrote:
Would you prefer a discussion about your psychotropic meds?
Take a lap, moron.
I've got one of those 4 hour boners right now, so the lap will have to wait. You not taking your meds pretty much explains the incoherence of your posts. Refill your prescription, Screwy.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:13 pm
by Goober McTuber
4 hour boners = Screwball stimulus package
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:29 pm
by Dinsdale
4 hour boner = Screwy's mom should seek medical attention immediately
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:33 pm
by Van
That's pretty damn harsh however one wishes to interpret it.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:37 pm
by Mikey
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Take a nap, moron.
FTFY
You obviously don't know much about the aging process.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:54 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Dinsdale wrote:And gimme some head... and hair. Long, beautiful hair.
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen...
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:47 am
by Bizzarofelice
Bizzarofelice wrote:i am in love with roxanne roxanne
this should have been in the 'Do you believe in UTFO' thread.
does blackula post here
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:16 am
by Go Coogs'
R-Jack wrote:I love.....lamp.
I love... carpet.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:37 am
by H4ever
Go Coogs' wrote:R-Jack wrote:I love.....lamp.
I love... carpet.
linoleum is better
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:26 am
by missjo
I love to love, but my baby just loves to dance
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:40 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:59 pm
by Goober McTuber
Yeah, this Jerramy Stevens:
On June 2, 1998, Stevens was arrested on charges of second-degree assault armed with a deadly weapon and fourth-degree assault. According to a police report, Stevens and a friend engaged in a fight with a 17-year-old and witnesses said Stevens stomped on the man's face. Stevens agreed to a plea deal of a charge of misdemeanor assault.
On July 10, 1998, Stevens tested positive for marijuana and served a day in jail.
On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman. Stevens initially denied having sex with the accuser, but later admitted to having sex with her in the yard of a fraternity house in the early morning hours of June 4, 2000, after a fraternity party, but maintained it was consensual. However, a UW student who walked by and witnessed them having sex called 911 to report it as a possible rape, noting that the woman appeared to be drugged; he described her as "half passed out ... eyes glazed ... no one home."[7][8] Stevens's semen was found in the victim, who was penetrated vaginally and anally, and numerous witnesses testified that she acted as if drugged at the party. Police suspected a date rape drug was given to the woman at the party, but blood samples were taken too late for testing.
Despite these suspicions, the King County prosecutor declined to file rape charges against Stevens due to "confusing and conflicting statements".[7][8]
A civil suit, which resulted in a settlement, was later filed by the victim. The civil settlement was not publicly disclosed, but according to published reports included a $300,000 payment by Stevens to the plaintiff. The investigation and aftermath of this incident and the subsequent decision to not charge Stevens were reported by the Seattle Times.[7][8]
On May 4, 2001, Stevens was cited for reckless driving and hit and run after crashing into a nursing home. Stevens pleaded guilty to hit-and-run and causing property damage and was sentenced to 240 hours of community service.
On April 3, 2003, Stevens was stopped by Medina, Washington police and was charged with reckless driving and driving while intoxicated. He pleaded guilty to reckless driving and was fined $1,000 and was sentenced to two days in jail because the judge ruled Stevens violated his probation from the hit-and-run case.
On March 13, 2007, Stevens was arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona for suspicion of DUI after his blood alcohol content was measured at 0.204, over twice the legal limit of .08 and considered "extreme DUI" in Arizona. He was later found guilty in a court trial, and was subsequently sentenced to 12 days in jail and fined $3,160.[9] This sentence was later decreased to 10 days by a Scottsdale city judge.[10]
On March 20, 2007, the Seattle Times reported that multiple complaints were raised against Stevens by other residents in his condominium complex. The complaints included vomit on their doors, used condoms on the back porch, loud parties at all hours of the night, and various noise complaints.[11]
On October 23, 2010, Stevens was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana. Stevens had been pulled over for playing loud music, when the officer smelled marijuana, and discovered 38 grams of it in his car.[12]
On March 3, 2011, Stevens was arrested and charged with felony battery for punching two bouncers in a Tampa, Florida bar. According to his attorney, who denied the charges, after Stevens was released from jail, he was treated for "multiple broken ribs and extensive bruising to his body and face." [13]
On November 12, 2012, Stevens was arrested on investigation of assault following an altercation that left his fiancée, soccer star Hope Solo injured.[14] [15]
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:36 pm
by Smackie Chan
Sudden Sam wrote:Hope Solo is obviously dumb as a brick as well.
Perhaps he thought that he could marry Hope, and change.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:04 pm
by Dinsdale
Jerramy Stevens, Hope Solo, and Ted Bundy all have something in common.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:16 pm
by Goober McTuber
Yes, they're all from the U&L. Big whoop.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:29 pm
by Dinsdale
No, they're all Fuskies.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:38 pm
by Goober McTuber
And they're all from the U&L. Bunch of degenerates and serial killers.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:49 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Sudden Sam wrote:Teams have got to stop giving these fuckups continued opportunities. What I recall of him in the Super Bowl sure as hell doesn't warrant him still having an NFL job. Hope Solo is obviously dumb as a brick as well.
To your credit, he's been out of the league for a few years.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:54 pm
by Trampis
Dinsdale wrote:No, they're all Fuskies.
Hopes from Richland, which means shes a spoiled rich snob. Attractive though.
oligatory pic
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:43 pm
by Derron
Trampis wrote:Dinsdale wrote:No, they're all Fuskies.
Hopes from Richland, which means shes a spoiled rich snob. Attractive though.
oligatory pic
Of course now she is destined to a life of fucking black dudes, just did not like the white boys I guess.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:55 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Derron wrote:
Of course now she is destined to a life of fucking black dudes, just did not like the white boys I guess.
Not being a criminal piece of shit is just not attractive to people like Solo. Some mudsharks just have to learn the hard way.
Wonder what her family will think when he shows up for Thanksgiving dinner. From what I heard about her upbringing, they'll probably welcome him.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
LOVE
Another beaut that grew up in the U&L.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:21 pm
by Mace
Sudden Sam wrote:WTF is up in your neck of the woods, Dins?
Gary Ridgway, Ted Bundy, Courtney Love. Lotta total fuckups come outta your area.
Thank goodness I live down here where everyone is normal and healthy.
Let's not forget Tonya Harding.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:40 pm
by Moving Sale
Sudden Sam wrote:Anyone with that many arrests should be in prison.
You mean convictions right Cletus?
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:01 pm
by Mace
What's love got to do with it?
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:30 pm
by BSmack
Sudden Sam wrote:Is that the Jerramy Stevens who dropped pass after pass in the Super Bowl several years ago?
But, but.. IT WAS THE REFS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!
~ Idiot Seahawks Fans
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:38 pm
by H4ever
Mace wrote:Sudden Sam wrote:WTF is up in your neck of the woods, Dins?
Gary Ridgway, Ted Bundy, Courtney Love. Lotta total fuckups come outta your area.
Thank goodness I live down here where everyone is normal and healthy.
Let's not forget Tonya Harding.
Gotta be all that cloudy, damp weather for days on end. Had an uncle that lived in Pendleton for a couple decades. Sold out, moved back and said it was like a breath of fresh air. Upper west coast is a nice place to visit no doubt but that dreary weather. Isn't the suicide rates higher out there?
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:59 pm
by Dinsdale
H4ever wrote:Gotta be all that cloudy, damp weather for days on end. Had an uncle that lived in Pendleton for a couple decades. Sold out, moved back and said it was like a breath of fresh air. Upper west coast is a nice place to visit no doubt but that dreary weather.
WTF are you and your idiot uncle talking about, Idiot?
Pendleton is several hours from "the coast."
And Pendleton is in the fucking desert, dumbass. Averages over 300 clear days a year. Pendleton averages 12 inches of precipitation a year (one of the wetter places on the Dryside), Omaha, NE averages 30 inches.
But it's clear stupidity runs in your family.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 6:06 pm
by Dinsdale
Roach wrote:Portland beauty queen:
FTFY
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:14 pm
by Trampis
Dinsdale wrote:H4ever wrote:Gotta be all that cloudy, damp weather for days on end. Had an uncle that lived in Pendleton for a couple decades. Sold out, moved back and said it was like a breath of fresh air. Upper west coast is a nice place to visit no doubt but that dreary weather.
WTF are you and your idiot uncle talking about, Idiot?
Pendleton is several hours from "the coast."
And Pendleton is in the fucking desert, dumbass. Averages over 300 clear days a year. Pendleton averages 12 inches of precipitation a year (one of the wetter places on the Dryside), Omaha, NE averages 30 inches.
But it's clear stupidity runs in your family.
Your uncle must not like cowboys or just cant live without Cornhusker football is all I can figure to prefer Nebraska over Pendleton.
Pendletons a nice cowboy town that butts up against the Blue Mountains in EASTERN Oregon and is not too far from the Eagle Cap Wilderness. Its about 5 hrs or so from the Ocean. It bares no resemblence to Portland or Seattle what so ever in climate or culture. If you live there you can hike around the Blues and Eagle Caps or better yet ride a horse or snowmobile. If you own a boat (or not), the Columbia River isnt far away for all your fishing/water sports needs. If rodeo, or getting hammered on whiskey with cowboys or wannabe cowboys is your thing, the Pendleton Roundup is every year in September. Also sports one of those Indian casinos just outside town.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:13 pm
by Jerkovich
Trampis wrote:Dinsdale wrote:No, they're all Fuskies.
Hopes from Richland, which means shes a spoiled rich snob. Attractive though.
oligatory pic
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:06 pm
by Dinsdale
Bullshit, Tramp -- it's that cloudy and damp for days on end that's so typical of deserts that drove him away.
Classic -- but I'm not sporting this sig for no reason.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:14 pm
by mvscal
Sudden Sam wrote:Anyone with that many arrests should be in prison have his arms and legs surgically removed and be left in a shopping cart on the side of the road.
FTFY
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:17 pm
by Dinsdale
I think it's pretty darn funny that a woman who has been promoted so heavily as a role-model for young girls took up with a known sexual predator.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:19 pm
by Dinsdale
But then again, she's a Fusky, so I'm sure she had a beating coming for something. Probably practices voodoo and tortures bunny rabbits in her spare time.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:28 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Dinsdale wrote:tortures bunny rabbits
not cool
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:12 am
by Cuda
Goober McTuber wrote:LOVE
Another beaut that grew up in the U&L.
That's AP with a bleach job
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:09 am
by H4ever
Dinsdale wrote:H4ever wrote:Gotta be all that cloudy, damp weather for days on end. Had an uncle that lived in Pendleton for a couple decades. Sold out, moved back and said it was like a breath of fresh air. Upper west coast is a nice place to visit no doubt but that dreary weather.
WTF are you and your idiot uncle talking about, Idiot?
Pendleton is several hours from "the coast."
And Pendleton is in the fucking desert, dumbass. Averages over 300 clear days a year. Pendleton averages 12 inches of precipitation a year (one of the wetter places on the Dryside), Omaha, NE averages 30 inches.
But it's clear stupidity runs in your family.
Turns out it WAS Portland, afterall, that he was referring to. He lived there and Pendleton with most of his time out there spent around the Portland area. You can take a deep breath now, Googles-dale.
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:24 am
by Van
Dinsdale wrote:But then again, she's a Fusky, so I'm sure she had a beating coming for something.
:)
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