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Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:43 pm
by smackaholic
Yeah, terry, those foxnews cowboys have been known to shoot from the hip, unlike those at the rest of the networks. Why those fukkers are so thorough in their fact checking that they still haven't said anything on benghazi.
So, looks like dude did get an honorable discharge, but, apparently wasn't much of an officer.
11 year reserve O with a deployment and not so much as a NAM? = shitbag slacker
I suspect that he just got his walking papers from the reserves because there wasn't a chance in hell he'd ever make lcdr. And the military bends over backwards to promote minority officers.
I think we have a pretty decent picture of what this guy is, a loser slacker who fails at shit, then points the finger at his seniors and cries racism.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:23 pm
by Mace
Smackaholic appears qualified for a job at FoxNews.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:05 pm
by Mikey
I have a feeling that in the long run they'll be getting a lot more than a new truck.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:19 pm
by Smackie Chan
Mikey wrote:
I have a feeling that in the long run they'll be getting a lot more than a new truck.
If I'm LAPD, I give them a new truck only if they sign an ironclad agreement to seek no further compensation. Otherwise, they take the truck, then sue the dept for a fuckload of caysh. Not saying they're not entitled to it, but why make a compensatory offer that will effectively serve as merely a down payment on what they'll ultimately be awarded in court?
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:28 pm
by mvscal
Smackie Chan wrote:why make a compensatory offer that will effectively serve as merely a down payment on what they'll ultimately be awarded in court?
Probably because they are trying to shape public opinion which (quite correctly) perceives the LAPD to be kill crazed lunatics operating without any discipline, restraint or control.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:18 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Smackie Chan wrote:Not saying they're not entitled to it, but why make a compensatory offer that will effectively serve as merely a down payment on what they'll ultimately be awarded in court?
mvscal wrote:
Probably because they are trying to shape public opinion which (quite correctly) perceives the LAPD to be kill crazed lunatics operating without any discipline, restraint or control.
Yup. This is "short term" PR.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:21 pm
by Mikey
Smackie Chan wrote:Mikey wrote:
I have a feeling that in the long run they'll be getting a lot more than a new truck.
If I'm LAPD, I give them a new truck only if they sign an ironclad agreement to seek no further compensation. Otherwise, they take the truck, then sue the dept for a fuckload of caysh. Not saying they're not entitled to it, but why make a compensatory offer that will effectively serve as merely a down payment on what they'll ultimately be awarded in court?
You'd think they might offer to spring for some Band-Aids too.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:51 pm
by Cuda
Smackie Chan wrote:
If I'm LAPD, I give them a new truck only if they sign an ironclad agreement to seek no further compensation. Otherwise, they take the truck, then sue the dept for a fuckload of caysh. Not saying they're not entitled to it, but why make a compensatory offer that will effectively serve as merely a down payment on what they'll ultimately be awarded in court?
Well, they both
were hit by some of the bullets, weren't they? I don't know how many fuckloads of caysh it will take before it occurs to them to maybe not be triggerhappy
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:15 pm
by Mikey
After reading your post it suddenly occurred to me why they're paying for the new truck.
Cuda wrote:
Well, they both were hit by some of the bullets, weren't they? I don't know how many truckloads of caysh it will take before it occurs to them to maybe not be triggerhappy
FTFY
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:58 am
by mvscal
Cuda wrote: I don't know how many fuckloads of caysh it will take before it occurs to them to maybe not be triggerhappy
That lightbulb will flicker on when the cash starts coming out of
their pockets.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:08 am
by Cuda
mvscal wrote:Cuda wrote: I don't know how many fuckloads of caysh it will take before it occurs to them to maybe not be triggerhappy
That lightbulb will flicker on when the cash starts coming out of
their pockets.
In other words, never, right?
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:12 pm
by nostra
Apparently they found a note that read:
Nothing is over! Nothing!
You just don't turn it off!
It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you!
And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win!
And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap!
Who are they to protest me? Who are they?
Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:58 pm
by Derron
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:06 pm
by Derron
Listening to it live right now. 18,000 listening never seen that many. LA PD swat enroute by helicopter.
http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?feedId=13038
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:14 pm
by Derron
Media advised to cut their live feeds. Officers down.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:42 pm
by Derron
Radio feed taken off line for officer safety. FAA put up 5 mile TFR for media helicopters.
Dude is going to be summarily executed any time now.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:10 pm
by Mikey
That sucks. This shit should be on live TV.
We're entitled.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:27 pm
by Bucmonkey
HeH...tune in tomorrow asshats...
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:12 am
by Screw_Michigan
Damn, I was hoping for Branch Davidians Part Deaux to pre-empt the SOTU.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:21 am
by M2
The color of the smoke suggests Dorner will not be the next Pope...
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:03 pm
by Mikey
Apparently they haven't confirmed that the charred human remains are actually Dorner.
Maybe he tied up a hostage and let him burn, hoping the body would be mistaken for him, and rode off into the sunset.
On second thought, it's probably Dorner.
Sort of appropriate for Ash Wednesday.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:24 pm
by atomicdad
KC Scott wrote: back to normal for socal
Ehh, i'm not a police officer, don't hang with with any police officers, and don't frequent where they hangout so I was never concerned.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:41 pm
by R-Jack
M2 wrote:The color of the smoke suggests Dorner will not be the next Pope...
RACKs given where RACKs are due. That was a legit LoL'er.
Please tell me what site you stole that from.
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:51 pm
by Derron
They should have laid this track over the video of them burning him out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1iBqPxOB6I
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:52 pm
by Python
Mikey wrote:
Maybe he tied up a hostage and let him burn, hoping the body would be mistaken for him, and rode off into the sunset.
That could actually work.

Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:34 am
by Dr_Phibes
I'll never laugh again at the gun arguments. After that little display of institutional cowardice, people need as much firepower as they can get. When I'm commissar of Buffalo, entitlements are a chicken in every pot and a Bofors gun in every driveway. RACK.. errr.. Kirk Douglas :?