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Papa Willie wrote:Too many cows to read. What do they do?

shutyomouth corp: You have a cow sized deep frier and suddenly no cows

Terry Corp. - Has two cows. No longer bothers with milking with big mean one (black angus, I think) as doing so generally ends in trip to the ER.

m2 cows- one he claims grazes on the slopes of Mt.Tam when it isn't running a sub-4 second 40 in Kal's spring camp, the other is worshipped as a God of sexual plenty in every rennaisance fair west of the Rockies.

His claims are then all debunked after it's proven that the pics he posts are of cattle grazing in moutainous pastures, a witched pic of a bovine mascot, and a bunch of scantily dressed Hindus lovingly carressing a cow.

m2 Corp. Your cow produces wind chimes, not milk. You prance around the country selling the windchimes at Ren Faires, while regaling anyone who will listen with tales of your Al Bundy-esque high school football career.

Smackaholic Corp. Your shoddily-constructed barn collapses, killing all your cattle. You wonder how that could have happened. You wind up buying a number of square-headed deck screws from Dins Corp. in an effort to prevent a recurrence of this problem.

Dins Corp. Your bull is full of shit. You are able to recoup some of your losses by selling square-headed deck screws to Smackaholic Corp.

R-Jack Corp. Your adult bull looks like a calf.