T1B

RACK Trev....excellent judge of character.

Left Seater wrote:I know plenty about French food,

You obviously don't know anything. Why do you even bother to pretend?

mvscal wrote:

Left Seater wrote:I know plenty about French food,

You obviously don't know anything. Why do you even bother to pretend?

He's not pretending.

I guess you've never heard of "French Fries" and "French Toast"?




Look, the guy's only 50 years old and he's sporting a boiler the size of an 80 year old grandpa with a waistband riding up around the throat... and his tit's are bigger than his daughters.

He could pretty much eat a whale... and still be hungry.






He's had his fair share of "French" going down his gullet.

And yet despite all your claims m2, you still melt in the face of the tri challenge.

Step up and let's do an Olympic distance tri. Loser donates $1,000 to the winners charity of choice.

lefty, what are your Olympic triathalon times, including splits?

Best splits:

Swim - 32:18
Bike - 1:12:36
Run - 1:02:02


Best overall:

2:58:44

Left Seater wrote:Best splits:

Swim - 32:18
Bike - 1:12:36
Run - 1:02:02


Best overall:

2:58:44

Those are pretty damn good fatt fukk numbers. Today, I might be able to match that bike number, might not. Depends on the course, I guess. Pretty sure I could make the running number with a little training. Would definitely need to spend some time in the pool to get to the swimming number. I swam in HS and every now and then when I do get in a pool, I am reminded that swimming is definitely something you need to do regularly to do even decently. I can still pretend to be a good swimmer for about 4 laps. Then my form quickly goes to something resembling a drowning victim.The other two events simply require a decent level of fitness. A regular cyclist can run once a year with decent times and vice cersa.

Rack you for being a reasonably fit fat fukk.

Unrack your broken metabolism/diet.

LeftSeater wrote:Rental car in Santorini, second time I wanted to kick my own ass.

In addition to more scantily clad Mrs. L ass shot, this PET could have used a pic of your jumbo ass wedged into that thing.

Smack,

I know I can drop the swim time by another 2-3 minutes. If I did that distance in a pool I could drop 5-6 minutes. People are usually amazed when I climb out from the swim. They think I am the one that will need a rescue, not someone who finishes the swim in the top quarter of the field. Too bad it goes down from there. My run though is usually a negative split surprisingly. Takes me a few KM to get the legs going after the bike.

I have finished top 3 in every tri I have done in the Clydesdale division. And I have won both that had super Clydesdale divisions.

Agreed on the shot of me wearing that car as a backpack. Debateable on who would have won in a race between me and that Smart car carrying the other up a hill. Crappy car had two hamsters as its power source, plus it would shut the engine off as soon as you depressed the brake. Problem was it wouldn't restart the engine until the brake was fully released. So stopped going uphill became a challenge. You had to engage the parking brake, release the foot brake and gun the gas. Then you used the parking brake to control your speed. Pain in the ass.