Today's my first Thanksgiving without any football

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:58 pm

Mgo wrote:How do you not have Adblock?

I already have enough blockage in my life.

/S/

cockaholic

mvscal wrote:I think the modern day Jimmy Stewart comparison refers to Hanks' ability to portray the 'Average Joe' thrust into exceptional circumstances much like Stewart did. As actors they aren't all that far apart.

I never thought Hanks was a terrible actor; he's pretty good, imo. Now if we'd been talking about Brendan Fraser or Jack Black or Kevin Costner...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:11 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:I already have enough blockage in my life.

/S/

cockaholic

I will have you know that CB has been behaving himself these last few years.

I am not sure about the reason. Perhaps he has seen the light and realizes that CBing is a sin, even when the target is his old man. Or maybe the little bastid has evolved from CBer to voyeur and he had a live video feed to his PC.

Whatever the reason, I honestly could give two fukks. All I know is that for the last few months I have been getting more ass than a toilet seat, and yes, it has all been from Mrs smack. Not really sure why, but, if I had to venture a guess, I think it might be some sort of sexual grand finale before the long cold sexual winter of menopause hits.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:32 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Felix wrote:all of the words in green are hyperlinks that when I roll over them with your mouse bring up a small pop up window.....I don't get it.....
How do you not have Adblock? This is 2013, right? Going on 2014?

blocking programs serve a certain function, but it won't stop rogue programs if you happen to click on the wrong link......I ran Rogue Killer and Hijack This and they took care of the problem.....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:11 pm

Good to see you handled it yourself instead of blaming the board.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:04 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Good to see you handled it yourself instead of blaming the board.

i was going to blame you but then thought better of it.....

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:36 pm

Felix wrote:
all of the words in green are hyperlinks that when I roll over them with your mouse bring up a small pop up window.....I don't get it.....

[dins]Just restore to a previous date.[/dins]

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:25 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:The g/f and I are going to her friends' place for Thanksgiving, and since they are uber-liberal wankers who "aren't football people," as my g/f described, they host "T. Hanks Giving," where they watch Tom Hanks movies all day and eat Thanksgiving dinner.

In contrast, in my family growing up, on both sides, football is more Thanksgiving than fucking turkey.

Kill me right fucking now.

Guess we know who'll be wearing the pants in this family, and who'll be wielding the mop. Pathetic, but predicktable.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:45 pm

smackaholic wrote: I think it might be some sort of sexual grand finale before the long cold sexual winter of menopause hits.

You starting to get hot flashes?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:44 pm

Not yet.

You must be about done with the hot flashes by now? What did ya take for them?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:36 am

smackaholic wrote:Not yet.

You must be about done with the hot flashes by now? What did ya take for them?

He took some I, K, Y, A, B, W, A, I...

aka the FUCKING KANSAS CITY COCKTAIL.

Jeebus.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:10 pm

Screwy, how's she going to fuck up your New Years Day plans? Nice day long trip to a Sally Field film festival?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:11 pm

She'll play four hours of live Zeppelin.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:57 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:She'll play four hours of live Zeppelin.

While you fold the laundry.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:41 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I've missed funerals because of football games. Weddings? No way in hell I'm going. Anyone stupid enough to schedule a wedding in the fall down here doesn't deserve to have anyone in attendance.

A Tom Hanks film binge? Screwey, you really shoulda thought more about this before starting this thread.

Says the three time loser?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:42 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: While you fold the laundry.

We don't live together. Stick to getting your ass kicked in the Big 11/ACC Challenge thread.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:34 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: While you fold the laundry.
We don't live together.

Doesn't stop her from carrying your shriveled sack around in her purse, bitch.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:40 pm

You've been extra cranky lately, Goobs. Has the well officially dried up on the old lady?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:26 pm

Oh please. I've always enjoyed slinging shit with Screwball. I come here to amuse. Myself, primarily. The next time I am genuinely cranky in here will be the first. And you'll be the first to know it, you vapid fuckstick.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:51 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:And you'll be the first to know it, you vapid fuckstick.

Creepy, Goober is now channeling his own inner dwarf lawyer. What's next, you gonna call someone a black cock sucking fuck sofa?

Be afraid.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:04 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: I'll take 3 wives over missing football on T-Day any time.

I'm sure you would, being you live in Bammer and all. How much did you pay in your two previous divorces in alimony, child support, court fees and lawyers?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:17 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You've been extra cranky lately, Goobs. Has the well officially dried up on the old lady?

The "other" well never dries up, Goobs.

Lay it to her shit-pipe, bro.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:17 pm

Sam's halfway there...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:34 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You've been extra cranky lately, Goobs. Has the well officially dried up on the old lady?

The "other" well never dries up, Goobs.

Lay it to her shit-pipe, bro.

There's more than one "other" well, Marty. Tell me you knew.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:39 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: I'll take 3 wives over missing football on T-Day any time.
I'm sure you would, being you live in Bammer and all. How much did you pay in your two previous divorces in alimony, child support, court fees and lawyers?

Fuck. You're not even married and you're already paying.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:40 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You've been extra cranky lately, Goobs. Has the well officially dried up on the old lady?

The "other" well never dries up, Goobs.

Lay it to her shit-pipe, bro.
There's more than one "other" well, Marty. Tell me you knew.

I was specifically referencing the "mocha mineshaft"...but yes, you are correct.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:49 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Fuck. You're not even married and you're already paying.

:?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:23 am

Hey Screwed, is your gf taking you to an Oscars party tonight?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:13 am

A case of messageboards imitating life -- there's no venue in which Screwed isn't an inferior little bitch.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:52 am

poptart wrote:Hey Screwed, is your gf taking you to an Oscars party tonight?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:56 am

poptart wrote:Hey Screwed, is your gf taking you to an Oscars party tonight?

I think she did. He was helping "her" hand out pizza slices and was never tipped in the traditional sense.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:10 pm

R-Jack wrote:
poptart wrote:Hey Screwed, is your gf taking you to an Oscars party tonight?

You are pretty lippy for a child molester.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:18 pm

Tom lost his cool here.

There is a very naughty word in this video, so you've been warned.

I thought he was a very gentle soul.

Don't fvck with the wife!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:51 pm

Dan Vogel just wanted an excuse to dig up this thread.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:52 pm

Moving Sale wrote: ↑Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:10 pm You are pretty lippy for a child molester.

Hey Kierland, what was R-Jerk's big secret here?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 11:25 pm

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:46 pm
BSmack wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2013 7:24 pmJimmy Stewart was a real life badass who was personified class in everything he did. Hanks is a an actor who made a movie about a war Jimmy Stewart fought in.
Mr. Hanks has focused his considerable talents in New Orleans at the National WWII Museum, and for that I am forever grateful to him.

Every American should visit that museum and see Beyond All Boundaries. It is an incredible and humbling experience.

He also played a major role in getting the National WWII Monument in DC built.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:18 am

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:52 pm
Moving Sale wrote: ↑Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:10 pm You are pretty lippy for a child molester.
Hey Kierland, what was R-Jerk's big secret here?

There is a reason he is no longer on the board. I had forgotten I ran him too.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:37 am

Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:18 am There is a reason he is no longer on the board. I had forgotten I ran him too.

Lemme guess? Got divorced and banged some underage broad?

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 5:11 am

Think Donald and Ivanka.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:28 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 5:11 am Think Donald and Ivanka.

Wut