Dumber than Sarah Palin:

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:12 pm

I already answered your question, you cum-drunk faggot.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:03 am

You did not you stupid jug eared Mexican. All you did was spout generalities. How's the weather today you vile racist?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:45 pm

A question was asked. It was answered a suggestion of where to start.

The weather is quite nice, thanks for asking. 68 and sunny. I just fired up the smoker and laid in a pork loin I've been prepping since Thursday evening. We'll have some mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli with a smoked cheddar cheese chipotle sauce and homemade applesauce for dessert.

Have a nice day being short, bitter and inferior.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:09 pm

mvscal wrote:A question was asked. It was answered a suggestion of where to start.

Felix asked what you would do as POTUS, or what Obama should do. The only thing you could vomit was:

mvscat wrote:Try not embarrass the nation with your stupidity, trite slogans and empty threats.

You didn't answer the first portion, and you punted with the latter half. I'm sure you'd have Putin quaking in his boots by not saying anything.

Once again mvscat leaves himself looking & sounding like a mongloid, having to resort to rhetoric instead of presenting a cogent point.

Or are you to sore from your wife beating you last night to type anything more than that?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:30 pm

Spit the baby's dick out of your mouth and try makes some kind of sense if you are able.

What should Obonenose do? Nothing. He shouldn't do anything. He shouldn't say anything. It's none of our business. We should not be agitating for anything or anyone in Ukraine. We could make a discreet offer to mediate if it would be welcome otherwise just ignore it.

Threatening consequences when everybody on Planet Earth knows that there aren't going to be any makes us look weak and Barry look stupid. That's his game though. He just flaps his dicksucker and then turtles every time his idiotic bluff is called. There isn't anyone in his entire so-called administration who isn't a pathetically stupid failure.

Keep waving those pom poms, you fucking moron.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:57 pm

He should look Putin in the eye so he can get a sense of his soul.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:59 pm

Mikey wrote:He should look Putin in the eye so he can get a sense of his soul.

Bath House Barry, the Kenyan Faggot, is more apt to look Putin in the belly button with his purple lips wrapped around a Russian rocket and getting a sense of his load.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:45 pm

Ah poor mvskkkal even on your best day you are still a distant 2nd. It was 75 here today. We went to the beach and then hit a fine sushi restaurant. How's the fresh seafood in Omaha?

And back to the thread, can you please hook us up with when the POTUS threatened sanctions? And could you also remind us of how deep you sucked Bushs cock prior to his two failed Wars? I'm in no hurry you can wait for the black man to cum in your ass first.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:44 am

Moving Sale wrote:And could you also remind us of how deep you sucked Bushs cock prior to his two failed Wars?

Didn't happen.

Gotta be honest. mv was one of the first to hop on the Bush Curb-Stomp Express.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:47 am

Barry has been nothing but threats....except to allies where he actually does fukk them over. How about the link to mvscal's bushcock sucking? He has been on record as not much caring for him, other than maybe to say he was a damn site better than the clueless monkey we have now.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:59 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Gotta be honest. mv was one of the first to hop on the Bush Curb-Stomp Express.

Go fuck a porcupine you stupid cum filled doughnut. He was on the WMD bandwagon from day one. He pimped the invasion of both countries until they looked hopeless and then he jumped ship like the rat he is. Now go suck a dick you vapid piece of felched milquetoast.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:15 pm

Most everyone was on the bandwagon early on. Where bush fukked up was in thinking he could do it without the Iraqi army. If he had played cards with the existing Iraqi military leadership, that entire thing would have gone much smoother and a surge would not have been necessary. Of course, Barry has fukked it all away by pulling out completely. As for Afghanistan, we should have either stayed the fukk out or made it clear we were there for the long run and would call the shots for as long as it took. The moment Karzi gave us the slightest bit of lip, we should have whacked him and replaced him with another puppet. Rinse, repeat as necessary. Of course, it wouldn't be necessary more than a time or 3.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:38 pm

smackaholic wrote:Most everyone was on the bandwagon early on. Where bush fukked up was in thinking he could do it without the Iraqi army. If he had played cards with the existing Iraqi military leadership, that entire thing would have gone much smoother and a surge would not have been necessary. Of course, Barry has fukked it all away by pulling out completely. As for Afghanistan, we should have either stayed the fukk out or made it clear we were there for the long run and would call the shots for as long as it took. The moment Karzi gave us the slightest bit of lip, we should have whacked him and replaced him with another puppet. Rinse, repeat as necessary. Of course, it wouldn't be necessary more than a time or 3.

That worked so well in Vietnam.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:19 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:And could you also remind us of how deep you sucked Bushs cock prior to his two failed Wars?
Didn't happen. Gotta be honest. mv was one of the first to hop on the Bush Curb-Stomp Express.

I supported both actual wars. I was never on board with the nation building plan in Afghanistan. I thought we should have nuked Tora Bora and then left. I also said Petraeus' gameplan would fail spectacularly...and it did.

I fully supported pimp slapping Saddam. He definitely had it coming. He was bluffing on a busted flush and got called. Tough shit for him. I kept an open mind on the nation building project there. It was a worthy objective had it actually worked. The execution of it was a total jugfuck and I called Paul Bremer out as a total failure at the time as well.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:34 pm

See Marty I told you mvskkkal was a war mongering idiot and down with both of Bush's Wars. Now go fuck a moose.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:48 pm

BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Most everyone was on the bandwagon early on. Where bush fukked up was in thinking he could do it without the Iraqi army. If he had played cards with the existing Iraqi military leadership, that entire thing would have gone much smoother and a surge would not have been necessary. Of course, Barry has fukked it all away by pulling out completely. As for Afghanistan, we should have either stayed the fukk out or made it clear we were there for the long run and would call the shots for as long as it took. The moment Karzi gave us the slightest bit of lip, we should have whacked him and replaced him with another puppet. Rinse, repeat as necessary. Of course, it wouldn't be necessary more than a time or 3.
That worked so well in Vietnam.

that is not why we failed in vietnam. we failed mostly because we fought it with one hand tied behind our back and blindfolded.

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:51 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Now go fuck a moose.

Wouldn't that be "Now go vapidly fuck a moose," or "Now go fuck a vapid moose."

Grammar nazi judges- could we please get a ruling?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:35 pm

Here you go Fat Boy.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =2&t=29081

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:52 pm

smackaholic wrote:that is not why we failed in vietnam. we failed mostly because we fought it with one hand tied behind our back and blindfolded.

The point was that whacking Diem did nothing to alter the rules of engagement. Just as whacking Karzai would not have stopped Pakistan from giving aid and comfort to our enemies.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:09 pm

FLW Buckeye wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Now go fuck a moose.
Wouldn't that be "Now go vapidly fuck a moose," or "Now go fuck a vapid moose."

Grammar nazi judges- could we please get a ruling?

Go suck a black cock you vapid no take having mogoloid.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:15 pm

BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:that is not why we failed in vietnam. we failed mostly because we fought it with one hand tied behind our back and blindfolded.
The point was that whacking Diem did nothing to alter the rules of engagement. Just as whacking Karzai would not have stopped Pakistan from giving aid and comfort to our enemies.

No, just having the right puppet in place is not enough, but, it is a good start. If you are going to go to war, your fukking pimp hand needs to be in top form tactically, strategically and politically.

What we have there now is something akin to Germany 1947, uprisings all over and a nazi running the show. We did not have such a situation because back then, our leaders had balls and brains. We did have former nazis taking care of shit so long as they did exactly what we told them.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:11 pm

smackaholic wrote:What we have there now is something akin to Germany 1947, uprisings all over and a nazi running the show. We did not have such a situation because back then, our leaders had balls and brains. We did have former nazis taking care of shit so long as they did exactly what we told them.

We also didn't have another country giving aid and comfort to our enemies with few, if any repercussions. Talk about not having your pimp hand together, bin Laden was hiding out in Pakistan's West Point and shit all was done about it by the Pakistani government.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:23 pm

BSmack wrote:We also didn't have another country giving aid and comfort to our enemies with few, if any repercussions.

Other than the Soviets and Red Chinese?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:36 pm

mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:We also didn't have another country giving aid and comfort to our enemies with few, if any repercussions.
Other than the Soviets and Red Chinese?

In 1947 Germany? I think not.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:11 pm

BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:We also didn't have another country giving aid and comfort to our enemies with few, if any repercussions.
Other than the Soviets and Red Chinese?
In 1947 Germany? I think not.

In 1947 the Soviets sure the fukk were meddling with germany. they outright owned one side and would have loved to fukk with us in the other. But, a I said before our pimp hand was still quite functional from the workout it had just been through. Of course, the fact that the german people were civilized made dealing with them a bit easier than the savages in 'stan.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:19 pm

The Soviets were "meddling"?

I'd say the Germans got off easy, if you ask me.

smackaholic wrote:Of course, the fact that the german people were civilized...

Yeah...civilised...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:53 pm

Marty, you look foolish arguing a subject like this with suckaholic. Dude had a perfect score on the internet civics quiz, you know.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:40 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:The Soviets were "meddling"?

I'd say the Germans got off easy, if you ask me.

smackaholic wrote:Of course, the fact that the german people were civilized...
Yeah...civilised...

Nice dodge pansy.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:44 pm

BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:We also didn't have another country giving aid and comfort to our enemies with few, if any repercussions.
Other than the Soviets and Red Chinese?
In 1947 Germany? I think not.

So the Berlin Blockade in 1948 just happened out of thin air? No lead up or anything? Is that how it went down?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:39 pm

mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:In 1947 Germany? I think not.
So the Berlin Blockade in 1948 just happened out of thin air? No lead up or anything? Is that how it went down?

You're completely full of shit. Please feel free to name on instance where the Soviets gave aid and comfort to members of the former 3rd Riech working against Allied Occupiers. Just one.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:43 pm

Guess again.

http://www.dw.de/book-claims-stasi-empl ... -1760980-1

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:43 pm

Well, OK, name 2. I double dog dare you.

-Bsmack

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:53 pm

T1B Rules to Live By:

1. Don't argue history with mvscal
2. Don't argue BBQ with Truman
3. Don't argue women's lingerie with AP

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:55 pm

4. Don't argue weight gain with shutyomouth.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:22 pm

mvscal wrote:Guess again.

http://www.dw.de/book-claims-stasi-empl ... -1760980-1

Those guys were in custody and not fighting against the western Allies.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:33 pm

There were Nazis working as ranch-hands in Paraguay after the war too.

Means nothing. Just means there were a lot of Nazis picking up odd jobs here and there.
A good part of Europe's modern intelligence structure is based on the Abwehr.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:45 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:4. Don't argue weight gain with shutyomouth.
5. Don't argue cum-drinking or {coin-operated} washers & dryers with Screwy.

FTFY

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:46 pm

BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:Guess again.

http://www.dw.de/book-claims-stasi-empl ... -1760980-1
Those guys were in custody and not fighting against the western Allies.

No, they weren't. They were working for the Stasi or can you not read?

"The Stasi deliberately and systematically recruited Nazi criminals, sometimes those who orchestrated massacres, as informers and agents both in the east and the west," Leide said.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:59 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:4. Don't argue weight gain with shutyomouth.
5. Don't argue cum-drinking or washers & dryers with Screwy.

IKYABWAI?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:04 pm

No real surprise to see that our resident mop driving mongoloid is unclear on the simplest of concepts.