Tony Stewart runs over & kills another racer

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:51 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: No shit. Every other day there's someone in the news getting their 5th, 6th, 9th or 10th OWI.

I was more outraged about the pedestrian dying and the defendant only getting seven years, but yeah, that too.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:59 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: Do you really think you're important enough to spreadsheet, you insufferable halfwit?

I said update your spreadsheet or stfu. You can read right you geriatric asshat?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:59 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Do you really think you're important enough to spreadsheet, you insufferable halfwit?
I said update your spreadsheet or stfu. You can read right you geriatric asshat?

I don't have to do either, you hysterical gnome. Go fuck yourself.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:03 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Do you really think you're important enough to spreadsheet, you insufferable halfwit?
I said update your spreadsheet or stfu. You can read right you geriatric asshat?
I don't have to do either, you hysterical gnome. Go fuck yourself.

The Mother of all cripple fights.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:54 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: I don't have to do either, you hysterical gnome. Go fuck yourself.

I was trying to save you from looking like an idiot by talking shit about something you knew nothing about but by all means flail on.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:56 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:
The Mother of all cripple fights.

Is there something specific you would like to comment on or are you just flinging poo?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:28 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: I don't have to do either, you hysterical gnome. Go fuck yourself.
I was trying to save you from looking like an idiot by talking shit about something you knew nothing about but by all means flail on.

The fact that I know very little about your life does not make me an idiot, it marks me as disinterested.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:30 pm

But then opening your piehole as though you do... that makes you an idiot. That and the fact that I've told you the same thing for the last few posts and you STILL don't get it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:37 pm

Judging from your picture, I assumed you weren't the trial lawyer. I was just jerking you around. It has now ceased to be amusing. Please follow up with your standard white flag rebuttal, so that I can feel complete. You vapid, racist, semi-literate, black cock-wrangling turd burglar.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:53 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I was just jerking you around.

That is not really a white flag it's more of an attempt to save face by lying. You were not just joking around. You actually thought I represented this guy at trial. Why? Because you are an idiot.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:19 pm

You truly are a pathetic little man.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:26 pm

Now THAT'S a white flag. Good job tard face.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:32 pm

There's not much I can do if you can't handle the truth, Tiny. That white flag is probably your tampon string.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:43 pm

Moving Sale wrote:...third grade tactics...

Moving Sale wrote:tard face

Why hold back? You know you want to break out some big stupid doo-doo head smack.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:00 pm

Felix wrote:I know shit about auto racing, but what the hell is a NASCAR driver doing racing at a track that is just slightly better than a rutted dirt road.....we have one of those type tracks here and a NASCAR driver is the last guy I'd expect to see there.....although to be honest, Davey Hamilton who raced for a few years in Indy cars used to drive winged sprints out there.....but not after he started driving open wheel......

That is right you don't know shit about auto racing. Greg Biffle is 1/2 owner of the local track out here in beautiful Banks Oregon. He shows up several times a year, maybe drives a sprint, sometimes a late model. Kenny Schrader is also a U & L boy and he shows up here and at another track down the valley.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:47 am

Derron wrote:beautiful Banks Oregon.

My one day spent working on a pit crew was at Cranks, in the Jalopy races.

Greg Biffle (cut his teeth at St Helens and Portland Speedway) had taken a friend of mine's son under his wing as a junior racer at St Helens (4 cyl only racing, Dad "built" him a Corolloa, or some shit)... because Greg is cool like that. Coached him to the championship his first year racing. Then, Joey (friend's son, coworker in summer while he was in high school) joined the Army, found an IED in Afghanistan, and died in service of his country.

Yeah, that was a fun time.

But Biffle always returns to the home grounds and helps out all the kids and everyone else. Good guy.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:00 am

Driver a few cars back from Stewart said this...

"From what I saw, Tony did everything in his power to turn down away from Kevin to avoid him," said sprint car driver Cory Sparks.

http://rochester.twcnews.com/content/ne ... er-driver/

Python · Post by **Python** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:37 pm

Eh, even if true, he'll be back soon enough.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:09 pm

Papa Willie wrote:http://empirenews.net/nascar-tony-stewa ... ng-driver/

Wow.

Wow. Are you ever stupid.

Python · Post by **Python** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:19 pm

Aren't the articles on those satire sites supposed to be at least a little funny like the Onion?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:02 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Python wrote:Aren't the articles on those satire sites supposed to be at least a little funny like the Onion?
True - but it's kinda funny when you can get ole' heart-dick to throw up in his mouth...

You really are incredibly, painfully stupid.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:04 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:True - but it's kinda funny when you can get ole' heart-dick to throw up in his mouth...
You really are incredibly, painfully stupid.
Did you note the website? I did. And yes - before I made that post. Quit being so old and accept it when you are trollt!

Why would you posting a pitifully stupid and unfunny link make me throw up? It's just business as usual.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:58 pm

Derron wrote: That is right you don't know shit about auto racing. Greg Biffle is 1/2 owner of the local track out here in beautiful Banks Oregon. He shows up several times a year, maybe drives a sprint, sometimes a late model. Kenny Schrader is also a U & L boy and he shows up here and at another track down the valley.

yes, I said I didn't know shit about racing, but apparently you don't know shit about the topic we're talking about....because we were talking about Tony Sterwart killing some guy, and you decided to tell me that Greg Biffle owns 1/2 track in Banks Oregon and that Kenny Schrader also comes from the area.....what exactly does that have to do with Tony Stewart killing a guy? does Stewart own part of the track he was racing on? I'm trying to tie in your useless vapid comment to the discussion at hand.....but thanks for clearing up who owns part of a track in Banks Oregon.....that's been on my mind for a long time

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:17 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Why would you posting a pitifully stupid and unfunny link make me throw up? It's just business as usual.
Because I knew somebody like you would get frustrated.

You give yourself way too much credit, Tubster. But then, who else is gonna?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:32 pm

Yet another non sequitir. It's like talking to a ham hock. Is it painful to be that fucking stupid?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:39 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Yet another non sequitir. It's like talking to a ham hock. Is it painful to be that fucking stupid?
You've seemingly made a life for yourself within the confines of your own stool. How?

More of the same. Pitiful. Just pitiful.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:55 pm

nice white flag.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:34 pm

Now that Sirfuckafist has stopped by, we now have an official T1B Cripple Fight (TM).

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 9:39 pm

Stoner...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 11:38 pm

Papa Willie wrote:You can bet that will see the boy's family go Goldman on him, though.

They can try, but their boy has two strikes against himself, he was high while racing and he was a fucking moron.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 11:47 pm

BSmack wrote:high while racing

Inaccurate.

he was a fucking moron.

Accurate.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 1:03 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
BSmack wrote:high while racing
Inaccurate.

It was enough for the DA to say that his judgement was impaired. That carries some weight in a civil trial. I'm sure some midget lawyer will be banging on the parent's door. Stewart will give them a shut the fuck up settlement and the whole thing will go away.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 1:19 am

Mary-ju-wana in his system. Idiot.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 1:54 am

trev wrote:Mary-ju-wana in his system. Idiot.

that stuff can hang around in your system for a month. he was probly on coke when he got out of his car. rookie mistake

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:03 am

BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
BSmack wrote:high while racing
Inaccurate.
It was enough for the DA to say that his judgement was impaired. That carries some weight in a civil trial. I'm sure some midget lawyer will be banging on the parent's door.

Just so you know, they don't have specific lawyers for each level of racing. Duh.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:09 am

BarFlie wrote: that stuff can hang around in your system for a month. he was probly on coke when he got out of his car. rookie mistake

Exactly. None of the stories I read provided anything beyond the DA saying they found it in his system. You can "have it in your system" for 30 days.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:19 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Exactly. None of the stories I read provided anything beyond the DA saying they found it in his system. You can "have it in your system" for 30 days.

The DA said it was at levels where it could impair your judgement. And cause your family to get laughed out of court if they try to sue.

Ontario County District Attorney Michael Tantillo wrote: The family might have a difficult task: Tantillo disclosed that Ward was under the influence of marijuana the night he died and said two different videos were enhanced, frames were isolated and viewed at at least three different speeds and finally overlaid with grids and data. Both showed Stewart had done nothing wrong.

"The videos did not demonstrate any aberrational driving by Tony Stewart until the point of impact with Kevin Ward, at which point his vehicle veered to the right up the track as a result of the collision. Prior to that, his course was pretty straight," said Tantillo. He added that toxicology evidence from Ward's autopsy "indicates that at the time of operation he was under the influence of marijuana. The levels determined were enough to impair judgment."

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/ ... t-25730057

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:03 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
BarFlie wrote: that stuff can hang around in your system for a month. he was probly on coke when he got out of his car. rookie mistake
Exactly. None of the stories I read provided anything beyond the DA saying they found it in his system. You can "have it in your system" for 30 days.

ESPN, FOX sports and Dan Patrick all have said this morning that it was at such a level that the dude was baking within a few hours.

Stewart should offer the family something less than $100K for their signing a paper giving up their right to sue.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:47 pm

Do not fuck with Tony Stewart. He will put his 900 hp car in reverse and smash your front end to pieces.

He will come and beat your ass to a pulp and have a WWE run in of his boys and start a fucking brawl.

The good fighting starts about 3:55 to about 5:20.

You tell me these good old boys don't love this drama shit ..the fucking necks that watch this and love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qW8iYiFQVE

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:03 pm

Vince McMahon on Line 1...