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BSmack wrote:Then I realized transubstantiation is gross.

Especially when you try and wipe it off. Ewww.

Not long after Leroy left the nest

Schmick wrote:When did the rabbit with the colored eggs show up?

poptart wrote:It was the serpent, not a snake.

Dude, you're not helping your cause. That sounds even more like something out of a Tolkien novel.

At what point did Gandalf show up and bitch slap the serpent?

Moving Sale wrote: Can I keep my eyes open and my head up?

Too easy.

^^^^^^^
Yes you can, and you don't even need to kneel if you wish. I seldom bow my head or close my eyes during prayer and kneeling kills my knees. It's interesting how some folks are so ignorant about religions. There are so many forms of worship, if you shop around, you are almost certain to find one within your comfort zone. I also find it interesting that some are uncomfortable in a motel room because there is a Bible in the nightstand. It won't keep you awake or stop you from having a roll in the hay with your wife/GF.

Wolfman (catholic light aka Episcopalian)

"I can't get past the fact I'm just listening to some fuckin' guy. You ever think of that shit? That's just some dude."

Believers are used to mockery and most of us couldn't care less what you think. At least we're not getting our domes lopped off or being burned aline, thrown to the lions, etc. here-----yet. I'd search for a believer comedian mocking atheism on U-Tube, but it would be a waste of my time and I don't want to insult my friend 88. Have a nice day.

Wolfman wrote:I'd search for a believer comedian mocking atheism on U-Tube, but it wouldn't be funny

Fixed.

Not believing in talking serpents and the like isn't very fertile grounds for good comedy. You're better off just playing the "both sides are full of shit" card.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...bitch slap the serpent?

"Oh hell YEAH."

Sincerely,

Mgo wrote:Dude, you're not helping your cause. That sounds even more like something out of a Tolkien novel.

At what point did Gandalf show up and bitch slap the serpent?

Oh, you don't have to believe the Bible.
You can believe whatever you want.

I was just letting schmick know what the Bible really says.

And if he's happy letting the funny men "educate" him, so be it.
It seems an appropriate level for him, to be honest.

l to r: The Book of Genesis

Doug Stanhope is one twisted fukk. Funny as hell though.

Jsc wrote:What makes you think that you have the ultimate interpretation of the Bible?

Do you disagree that the serpent in Genesis 3 is satan?

Do you want to consult with the funny men?


It's not a point of interpretation.

"Now, who could it be? Could it be Satan?

smackaholic wrote:Doug Stanhope is one twisted fukk. Funny as hell though.

Not really funny at all actually.

Hotel room Bible scorecard this week:

Monday: The Lodge at Vail - Bible

Wednesday: Westin Detroit Airport - Bible

Thursday: Omni Charlotte - No Bible

Friday: Marriott Austin North - Bible and Giddeon Bible

Sudden Sam wrote:Well, hell, I have...the Book of Mormon (haven't cracked it open yet).

I suggest seeing it in person. I laffed many times during the show.

Papa Willie wrote:Nothing's funnier than watching a Schmick religion rant. It doesn't appear to make Mgo quite as mad, but I think with a little work - he can get there... :grin:

What is there to get mad about? Religion was prominent in my family growing up. Anger was never part of the deal, I just simply didn't "get it." I was in church this morning as a matter of fact for a funeral service. The sheeple aspect of it all "creeps" (sup Screw) me out a little bit, but mostly I just get a kick out of the whole spectacle.

Left Seater wrote:Hotel room Bible scorecard this week:

Monday: The Lodge at Vail - Bible

Wednesday: Westin Detroit Airport - Bible

Thursday: Omni Charlotte - No Bible

Friday: Marriott Austin North - Bible and Giddeon Bible

Nice humblebrag.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The sheeple aspect of it all "creeps" (sup Spray) me out a little bit, but mostly I just get a kick out of the whole spectacle.

FTFY

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Left Seater wrote:Hotel room Bible scorecard this week:

Monday: The Lodge at Vail - Bible

Wednesday: Westin Detroit Airport - Bible

Thursday: Omni Charlotte - No Bible

Friday: Marriott Austin North - Bible and Giddeon Bible

Nice humblebrag.

Zyclod would be proud of that effort.

Who is this Zyclod and why is he all up in your dome?

Diego in Seattle wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Left Seater wrote:Hotel room Bible scorecard this week:

Monday: The Lodge at Vail - Bible

Wednesday: Westin Detroit Airport - Bible

Thursday: Omni Charlotte - No Bible

Friday: Marriott Austin North - Bible and Giddeon Bible

Nice humblebrag.

Zyclod would be proud of that effort.

I can't accept a Zyclone reset till LS is taking pics of his Ruth Chris reciept

BTW....I'll be in Vegas this week being low key. I'll give you the bible report from the MGM, Cosmopolitan (sup Dio), Wynn and Bellagio penthouses.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Left Seater wrote:Hotel room Bible scorecard this week:

Monday: The Lodge at Vail - Bible

Wednesday: Westin Detroit Airport - Bible

Thursday: Omni Charlotte - No Bible

Friday: Marriott Austin North - Bible and Giddeon Bible

Nice humblebrag.

Yeah, because commercial pilots should stay in Hotel 6 and never get more than 300 miles from base. Fly that approach into Vail in minimal IFR and you can brag too.

The departure in crap weather makes you pucker a little too. 14,000 foot rocks help focus the concentration.