Lawn mowing stories...funny and strange

[Y2K]

Bayer Advanced works great...use it whenever I see anything messing with my lawn.

[Moby Dick]

this thread reminds me of the smell of fresh dog shit.


because we had 3 big dogs in the back yard when i was a teenager...and there's nothing quite like the smell of plowing thru fresh dog shit because i let the grass get too high.



oh yea...it also reminds me of anytime dad would help mow and weedeat....if i was weedeating and he was mowing it's like he was always aiming at me with the discharge of the clippings or whatever he was running over....it sucked ASS.

[War Wagon]

I'll give that Bayer stuff a try someday but I've always had good results with this.

[Grass Clippings]

Hey buds, sorry I'm late to the party. I've been pretty busy lately with this hot little piece of fescue from down the street...if you know what I'm sayin. Things are pretty good here, just wrecking as many high priced SUVs as possible that dare roll past my domain. I've really been hitting the gym lately and my points are sharp as fuck.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Hey buds, sorry I'm late to the party. I've been pretty busy lately with this hot little piece of fescue from down the street...if you know what I'm sayin. Things are pretty good here, just wrecking as many high priced SUVs as possible that dare roll past my domain. I've really been hitting the gym lately and my points are sharp as fuck.

RACK GC