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Enough with the farming talk, let's get this thread back to the AP pile-on.

War Wagon wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Farming is one of the most noble professions there is.

Especially the family farmer, of whom there are too few left. True 'salt of the earth' type people.

Or so they would have you believe. I don't hold farmers in any special reverence. Some are great people, more are worthless shitbags. They're no different than anyone else.

War Wagon wrote:You woke up with a rooster crowing as your alarm clock and did chores sunup to sundown to earn your dinner.

Could you get any more cliche?

Are you sure that was your family's farm and not the dozens of farms you've seen in movies and TV shows?

Cliche is comfort to simpletons like Whitey.

Whitey, on the farm with a cock in his hand:

Sudden Sam wrote:As far as the guitarist, you just can't beat this dude:



Watch that moron/hack poorly pretend to be playing. We play this regularly just to make fun of these cretins...and the fat chicks in the boat. The fact that these guys actually make money doing this shit makes me madder than ISIS lopping heads off.

Real answer: Mick Taylor.

I blame Kid Rock for this bullshit. Of course what I find even funnier is how "rebel proud" they profess to be when the only combat they have seen is at a Luby's buffet. But even worse? Check out their bio...

The homegrown sound of Moccasin Creek is the most progressive and raw voice to hit the music scene since Hank Williams Jr and Jamey Johnson...

I think I just threw up in my mouth. Unrack.

War Wagon wrote:I didn't really know it at the time but in hindsight, those were some of the best days of my life.

Of course they were. The remainder of your life has been spent chain smoking marlboros, swilling mega-brew lite and jockeying a forklift.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

War Wagon wrote:You woke up with a rooster crowing as your alarm clock and did chores sunup to sundown to earn your dinner.

Could you get any more cliche?

Are you sure that was your family's farm and not the dozens of farms you've seen in movies and TV shows?

Why the hell would I make that up, to impress the dorks and assholes who reside here?

Not bloody likely.

Smackaholic does have a point.

Wait? Did I say that?

Sudden Sam wrote:The fact that these guys actually make money doing this shit makes me madder than ISIS lopping heads off.

remember where you're at Sammy, we're the country that would shell out $7.99 for a pet rock....as far as the fat dude playing guitar, it looks to me like he knows three chords.....Elvis made a career out of three chord songs....but yeah, those guys really suck...

real guitarist.....Steve Lukather

No, Lukather was the standard L.A. studio player who peaked with Toto. Like Kenny G or Neal Schon, there's nothing really beneath the schmaltzy cliches. Here's a young Phil Keaggy with his early band, Glass Harp. Allow for the crappy recording and less than stellar vocals of the bass player, and the bright lit ambiance of this TV gig, and check out Phil's playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ya8WXSMgA

Dang LT2!

Nice find! Keaggy was/is amazing. The old possible quote was when a reporter asked Jimmi Hendrix what it was like to be he best guitar player in the world. and he said, "Ask Phil Keaggy".

LTS TRN 2 wrote:No,

no? fuck off...start your imaginary band with whoever you like....

Lukather is a great player but the only reason I chose him was I happened to have met him

War Wagon wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

War Wagon wrote:You woke up with a rooster crowing as your alarm clock and did chores sunup to sundown to earn your dinner.

Could you get any more cliche?

Are you sure that was your family's farm and not the dozens of farms you've seen in movies and TV shows?

Why the hell would I make that up, to impress the dorks and assholes who reside here?

Not bloody likely.

Besides, most of these fruits would be unimpressed he only woke up to one cock in the morning.

BSmack wrote:

Sudden Sam wrote:As far as the guitarist, you just can't beat this dude:



Watch that moron/hack poorly pretend to be playing. We play this regularly just to make fun of these cretins...and the fat chicks in the boat. The fact that these guys actually make money doing this shit makes me madder than ISIS lopping heads off.

Real answer: Mick Taylor.

I blame Kid Rock for this bullshit. Of course what I find even funnier is how "rebel proud" they profess to be when the only combat they have seen is at a Luby's buffet. But even worse? Check out their bio...

The homegrown sound of Moccasin Creek is the most progressive and raw voice to hit the music scene since Hank Williams Jr and Jamey Johnson...

I think I just threw up in my mouth. Unrack.

Wow. I finally listened to this or, at least, as much as I could stomach. They are uh...uniquely horrible.

There's never a drone strike around when you need one.

mvscal wrote:
Wow. I finally listened to this or, at least, as much as I could stomach. They are uh...uniquely horrible.

There's never a drone strike around when you need one.

i watched a little of it again and noticed a couple of things.....first the fat chicks all have those beer cozies for keeping their drinks cold.....

if that doesn't scream redneck I don't know what does.....

second, I'm pretty sure the guitar that dude is holding is an Epihone Les Paul that he probably paid about $250 for......

mvscal wrote: Wow. I finally listened to this or, at least, as much as I could stomach. They are uh...uniquely horrible.

To my credit, I got through probably almost a full 15 seconds.

It's like the unlikely incarnation of an even less talented Linkin Park, after getting sodomized by Kid Rock.

Is that popular or something?

Dinsdale wrote:...an even less talented Linkin Park...

That's mathematically impossible.

And 10 minutes ago, I would have strongly agreed with you.

Then, I clicked on that video.

I'd blow the reward money I got for saving Brooke Shields from drowning on having Linkin Park play my birthday before I clicked on that video again.