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Goober, not to get all last wordy and stuff, but buddy I am not fat, nor was I in that picture. You on the other hand, we have all unfortunately seen dans le buff and you were barely sucking that boiler in. The hot women I've been with on the other hand would just be a bit too much for you, as you've been scraping that same sandy hole for the last six decades, so I understand your envy. Finally, I am at least 10 years or more younger than you my friend, so deal with it. As to beauty, well that's all eye of the beholdery. At least I don't look like a seedy, decrepit version of that manager from Major League.

Enjoy your golden years Goober. All one of them.

Goober McTuber wrote:3. The fact that you're still dating (allgedly) at your advanced age tends to actually support the subject: your inability to maintain a real relationship.

Who says Jay isn't able to maintain real relationships? He just chooses not to live with, nor be contractually obligated to, the women he fucks.

Screw gets this one, at least half right. I have lived with a few of these women over the years, but marriage was rarely a realistic option. Many reasons why, it just never really worked out that way, and probably that's a good thing.

Sudden Sam wrote:I hate to say it, but being married for a long time doesn't necessarily indicate stability to me.

It often simply indicates defeat...abdication...surrender.

:grin: :grin: :grin:

Sudden Sam wrote:...being married for a long time...

Be sure to let us know when that ever happens to you.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

Sudden Sam wrote:...being married for a long time...

Be sure to let us know when that ever happens to you.