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War Wagon wrote:
The Ozarks are older than any mountain range in the continental U.S.

Hate to break it to you, but whoever told you that... fucking lied.

Although the oldest mountains on earth (in non-poptart geology) are in the United States, they're to the east of you.

And memo to Flyovers -- calling those pimples "mountains" does nothing to dispel the rest of the country's impression of your intelligence level. I walk up a bigger hill going to my friend's house up the street.

If I can ride my bicycle over it in a few minutes, it's not a "mountain."

mvscal wrote:Well, I suppose I just don't know "good music" the way you do.

You realize that you're dealing with a guy who thinks Foghat is god's gift to music, right?

Dinsdale wrote:...the oldest mountains on earth (in non-poptart geology)...

Dinsdale wrote:

mvscal wrote:Well, I suppose I just don't know "good music" the way you do.

You realize that you're dealing with a guy who thinks Foghat is god's gift to music, right?

No. I'm dealing with a guy who thinks good music grabs you by both ears and shoves its ten inch cock down your throat until it gags you into submission. You know...like REO Speedwagon.

mvscal wrote: No. I'm dealing with a guy who thinks good music grabs you by both ears and shoves its ten inch cock down your throat until it gags you into submission.

I think KC Scott just dusted off his guitar...

Dinsdale wrote:Foghat is god's gift to music

Common knowledge, of course they are. Thanks for helping me get my Friday night TT requests in early.

Should you dispute these facts, you are free to make requests yourself. You know, put yourself out there, open to ridicule.

But like so many others, you won't... because you're skeered.

So listen to this and you better fucking like it.

Mikey wrote:Oh year, I forgot one major member of the legacy category.

Focus

That's just a bunch of hocus pocus.

KC Scott wrote:
Speaking of Hollers you should have gave us one when you passed thru, we'd have bought you a beer or two

New bier brewed here in town: http://kcbier.com/

Dunkel is PDG

Appreciate it, but that was a quick, desperate trip after the flight from Denver to Springfield was cancelled, and nothing was available to get us there on time, except a car.

I did quaff a couple of offerings from Boulevard Brewing. It was fucking awful.

War Wagon wrote:He obviously wouldn't know what good music was if it grabbed him by both ears and shoved its 10 inch cock down his throat until it gagged him into submit.

Yikes

Holy shit, looks like a 'spray/goldilocks love child.

Saw them with Chicago last summer. It was a pretty good show.

Looks like Gold Dust from the WWE with a guitar.

War Wagon wrote:To start with, I've never seen you post in the music forum or check into chat/radio. Why is that?

Same reason as Goobs, you both have a life outside of T1B.

FTFY.

Goober McTuber wrote:

War Wagon wrote:To start with, I've never seen you post in the music forum or check into chat/radio. Why is that?

Same reason as Goobs, you both have a life outside of T1B.

FTFY.

Besides waxing your shriveled ball sack and malodorous taint, what other things do you do in your spare time?

Do mv and yourself get together for a nice game of pong?

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

War Wagon wrote:To start with, I've never seen you post in the music forum or check into chat/radio. Why is that?

Same reason as Goobs, you both have a life outside of T1B.

FTFY.

Besides waxing your shriveled ball sack and malodorous taint, what other things do you do in your spare time?

Do mv and yourself get together for a nice game of pong?

Not sure how you became aware of the aromatic nature of my taint. Your old lady was sworn to secrecy. And for the last time, I don't wax my own genitalia. (Nor anyone else's, BTW).

When it comes to Friday or Saturday evenings, the last thing I'm going to do is sit in front of a PC chatting with strangers and listening to music that you picked out. I'd rather be out having dinner, tasting wines, catching a show, reading a good book, watching college football, watching a documentary, etc.

Only at T1B can a thread go from discussing the death of a rock guitarist to the odor of Goober's taint.

Goober McTuber wrote:When it comes to Friday or Saturday evenings, the last thing I'm going to do is sit in front of a PC chatting with strangers and listening to music that you picked out. I'd rather be out having dinner, tasting wines, catching a show, reading a good book, watching college football, watching a documentary, etc.

Pffft. You wouldn't know a good time if it was shoving its veiny delicious cock down your throat.

-War Wagon

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Only at T1B can a thread go from discussing the death of a rock guitarist to the odor of Goober's taint.

You have to give the people what they want.

Sudden Sam wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:

Was kind of shocked to hear about this until I saw a 2 year old picture of him^^^. Yeah - looks like he'd gotten just a little run down.

That's Gary Richrath?!?!

Whoa.

Oh...

I thought that was Molly

...I'll just be getting my coat...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Oh...

I thought that was Molly

That was cold blooded.

Winter comes early in The 'Gloo, my south-of-heaven bro.

Goober McTuber wrote:When it comes to Friday or Saturday evenings, the last thing I'm going to do is sit in front of a PC chatting with strangers and listening to music that you picked out. I'd rather be out having dinner, tasting wines, catching a show, reading a good book, watching college football, watching a documentary, etc.

Right.

You sit at home and beat off to porn all night while your wife plays bingo, admit it.

At least she tells you she's going to play BINGO while you tell her you'll be a good boy - stay at home and watch "documentaries".

She's got your "documents" alright... while you've got one hand on your dick, the other on your mouse.

I'll wager you can switch hands w/o missing a stroke.

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:When it comes to Friday or Saturday evenings, the last thing I'm going to do is sit in front of a PC chatting with strangers and listening to music that you picked out. I'd rather be out having dinner, tasting wines, catching a show, reading a good book, watching college football, watching a documentary, etc.

Right.

You sit at home and beat off to porn all night while your wife plays bingo, admit it.

At least she tells you she's going to play BINGO while you tell her you'll be a good boy - stay at home and watch "documentaries".

She's got your "documents" alright... while you've got one hand on your dick, the other on your mouse.

I'll wager you can switch hands w/o missing a stroke.

Sehr interessant. Tell me more about zis..."Goober's" intimate habits, ja? Vas he enchoying "gut music"...as vell?

'twas as surmised... Goobs and mv sit at home on Friday and Saturday nights and swap chicken parmesan recipes.

among other things of which I don't need or want to know about.

This is headed to a bad place...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:This is headed to a bad place...

TROTS?

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:This is headed to a bad place...

TROTS?

Fresno?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Oh...

I thought that was Molly

Tits are too big to be Molly.

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:When it comes to Friday or Saturday evenings, the last thing I'm going to do is sit in front of a PC chatting with strangers and listening to music that you picked out. I'd rather be out having dinner, tasting wines, catching a show, reading a good book, watching college football, watching a documentary, etc.

Right.

You sit at home and beat off to porn all night while your wife plays bingo, admit it.

At least she tells you she's going to play BINGO while you tell her you'll be a good boy - stay at home and watch "documentaries".

She's got your "documents" alright... while you've got one hand on your dick, the other on your mouse.

I'll wager you can switch hands w/o missing a stroke.

You've got quite the imagination there, Whitey. A lot of the activities I mentioned include my wife.

Sad that your idea of a well-rounded life involves hanging out with KFC Paul.

Refused to participate in chat.

You get what you play for.

~Joe Walsh

I wouldn't know. I never go in there.

Who's on first?

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Oh...

I thought that was Molly

That was cold blooded.

But sooooo good....

Papa Willie wrote: That was really a question for anybody. My bad.

That's very mind-fuckish of you.

:|

Papa Willie wrote: I fuck so good I want to fuck myself.

I too wish you would fuck yourself.

Papa Willie wrote:I've rarely seen Wags in there (though I can't make it a lot of times).

Question - is Wags as much of a bitter old cunt in there as he is on the board?

I have rarely seen wags not there and yes, he is as much a boring bitter ole twat as here. He is easily run though by playing anything other than overplayed classic rock or the one or two other odd bands he likes for some reason. Pretty sure he kicks his dog whenever smackie plays any big band jazz.

Ken wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Oh...

I thought that was Molly

That was cold blooded.

But sooooo good....

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!