arrested for bringing a clock to school

[poptart]

:wink:

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I was going to cram a DiS joke in here somewhere, but I'm busy packing to go see my folks for Yom Kippur.

[Diego in Seattle]

I was going to cram a DiS joke in here somewhere, but I'm busy packing to go see my folks for Yom Kippur.

I hope you're seated next to Ann Coulter on the plane.

[Rooster]

Here's the story behind the story:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... withahmed/

As is noted in the article, Ian Tuttle of the National Reviews points out that, "America has become extra-paranoid of late: students have been suspended for gun-shaped Pop Tarts, cap guns, finger guns, and saying the word gun, among other grave offenses. And we don’t even need weapons to suspend students anymore: wearing an American flag at the wrong time or donning a Confederate flag t-shirt will do it."

So challenging a student bringing a briefcase with a beeping incendiary-looking device inside is no longer prudent? What PC foolishness. This is what the Left has wrought.

[Jay in Phoenix]

:wink:

A wink is as good as a nod,

- sarcastically yours,

Eric Idle and the other Pythons

Or is it, stupididly yours,

Poptard

I am ConFused, after all...

[Rooster]

Strangely enough, at the same time Left wing America was going apoplectic because of the overt racism and anti-Muslim attitude so blatantly on display in Texas over what is so obviously an alarm clock, the White House was shut down for an hour over something that didn't come close to resembling a gen-u-wine Muslim-made time keeping piece. Funny how that works. Makes you wonder if the Secret Service will even examine our intrepid Ahmed Mohammed's wonderful clock when arrives for his photo-op with the Prez. Just because, you know, Muslims would never even consider constructing an IED. Right? Right?!?

http://www.newsweek.com/white-house-pla ... ama-373003

[Wolfman]

Yeah. What timeIS it?



Of course every sharp young boy wants to build clocks. You didn't? And when you did you certainly would put it into a briefcase, maybe a pressure cooker if your Mom has one. And you obviously would make it difficult to actually like tell time, don't you know. Folks always like their clocks inside of things where you can't see them. You don't?
The rest of the story is creeping out and it may have something to do with conflict between a certain group and the mayor down there. Pending.

[Rooster]

And this article points to the sheer scale of inappropriate response in two different situations when it comes to schools.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/09/20/te ... p=trending

[Mikey]

:wink:

A wink is as good as a nod,

to a blind horse?

[Jay in Phoenix]

Or bat. Say no more, nudge nudge.

[Goober McTuber]

"Ooopss! Did I do that? Gee, Mr., I'm awful sorry!"

I see you working.

[Rooster]

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... ke-threat/

In a video, Mohammed states he knew that his "clock" could-- or would --be seen as a bomb. Case closed. Once again, Muslims are agitating and the Left facilitates and encourages it. Thanks, assholes.

[LTS TRN 2]

I was going to cram a DiS joke in here somewhere, but I'm busy packing to go see my folks for Yom Kippur.

What..you've got something to repent for?..the repentance feeling of which might be enhanced by an empty tummy?


Got a little guilt thing that might require a fucking holiday? :twisted:

[smackaholic]

Ever wonder why they didn't write operas in Arabic?

Me neither.

Not sure if he was singing or trying to clear his throat.

[Rooster]

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... s-earlier/

Our little clock maker's Muslim sister was suspended from school a few years back for making <gasp!> a bomb threat! What is it about Muslims and bombs?

[Goober McTuber]

What is it about Muslims and bombs?

Hard to figure.

Sincerely,

[Moving Sale]

What is it about Muslims and bombs?

[Rooster]

Mmm hmm. Love me some Hellfire missiles and 2.75" rockets. Especially when slung under an Apache. Of course, as an old Cobra driver that there is mighty newfangled and complicated compared to the 40mm 'nade chunker and miniguns of my day, but even someone as dumb as a helicopter pilot like me knows those aren't bombs, Sale. You need to leave your drum circle and get out a little more often, dude. You made a mistake that would be the equivalent of me mistaking a lawyer and a jizz mopper-- similar in nature, but different. KnowutAh'msayin, Vern?

[Goober McTuber]

Cobra

I remember him from the boards years ago. What a fucking tard.