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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

Please, don't tard up another thread.

Meaning what Marty? Be specific.

Holy reindeer shit.

Listen up assholes. Jayne, Gobbles and poptard are especially on notice. Oh yeah, that includes you Martyred, you Jew fuck. We reindeer are sick of your backstabbing, whining, bitching bullshit. If you don't want lumps of rough edged coal stuffed up your worm holes this year, better back the fuck off each other and embrace true, spiritual Christmas cheer.

You are all on a timeout, ass wipes.

The rest is up to you.

Merry fucking Christmas.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

Please, don't tard up another thread.

Meaning what Marty? Be specific.

Trying to draw "flat earth" discussion into the reindeer thread is a 'tard move.
Everyone knows this.

poptart wrote: Trying to draw "flat earth" discussion into the reindeer thread is a 'tard move.
Everyone knows this.

Really pops? Everyone knows that any discussion Into a reindeer thread is a 'tard move?

It is incumbent upon you to prove otherwise. As a casual observer, I say piss off.

Weirdo.

Merry fucking Xmas lizard brain.

Hey, Blitzen, eat a dick. Given a choice, I'm sure you'll go for Rudolph. No wonder Diego makes you so self-conscious.

Goober McTuber wrote:Hey, Blitzen, eat a dick. Given a choice, I'm sure you'll go for Rudolph. No wonder Diego makes you so self-conscious.

This, coming from a decrepit old dude posting nearly nude pics for other dudes.

Right.

Given a choice, I am sure you would gobble Diego's McTubesteak, just to satisfy your sad peanut brain.

It's fucking Christmas time douche nozzle, lighten up. Currently, you are off the reindeer radar, but keep bitching and it will be game on you senile asshole.

Here is some sound and sensible reindeer advice.

Get over yourself.

Lighten up and embrace holiday cheer.

Stop your old, wrinkled noggin from posting into threads that don't concern you.

Take a couple of Xanax and change your soiled Depends.

Then, go pound some beach sand from your fabricated vacations and fuck off.

Now go wax your droopy jingle balls.

Merry asshole Christmas, Peanut McDumbfuck.

The majority of the reindeer are entertaining. You are without question the weak link. The best thing that could happen would be for you to become this kind of link:

BTW, who else posts single sentence paragraphs, Shitzen? In this very thread, I mean.

Goober McTuber wrote:BTW, who else posts single sentence paragraphs, Shitzen? In this very thread, I mean.

Poptard, obviously. Otherwise, what is your point?

Single sentence threads or lines are indicative of poptart's "supposed" style.

We reindeer are just adapting and applying the method to fuck with the mental defective.

What's your problem, beach boy? Obsessing much?

Go pound some sand and call your psychologist in the morning.

Happy Holidays and shit, butt monkey.

poptart and Jay both post in that manner. Though were it poptart with his hand up your ass, you'd probably be a much more entertaining puppet.

Oh? Really? Because you say so?

Goober McTuber wrote:poptart and Jay both post in that manner. Though were it poptart with his hand up your ass, you'd probably be a much more entertaining puppet.

Goober, just to be clear, up until poptart went flat earth nutzo, I have never posted in one-line style. I did it here and in other threads as a goof on 'tart. Normally, I hate the one-line approach. Can't speak for the reindeer trolls, though it's a pretty fair guess they caught on and are using it to fuck with a couple of us. 'Tis the season...

Every body Pauses and stares at me
My purse is very old as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is a brand new purse,
a brand new purse,
see a brand new purse!

Gee, if I could only
have a brand new purse,
then I would wish you
"Merry Christmas."
It seems so long since I could say,
"Sister Sissy look I have a brand new purse!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only match my shoes

All I want for Christmas
is a brand new purse,
a brand new purse,
see a brand new purse.

Sin,
KCSissy

I made a song!!!!

And OMG I love reindeer sausage. I should get some delivered for Christmas.

Up on the one board Molly shows
Her new tits cause she's a ho
and some of her with new sex toys
all for the little trolls
Fapping joys

Ho, ho, ho!
Oh she would blow
Ho, ho, ho!
Even T V O
Up on the one board
Click, click, click
In her PMs
She wants Dick Pics

First to the in box
Of M V S
Oh, dear GOD
is she a mess
Give him a clam shot
That's canyon wide
Takes one look
Then shuts his eyes

Ho, ho, ho!
In the butt
Ho, ho, ho!
she's a slut
Up on the one board
fart, fart, fart
She'll even send them
to poptart

Next comes the inbox
Of 88
She hopes he will
Masturbate
Fill up a tube sock
with lots of gack
Jizz all over
her flabby back

Ho, ho, ho!
Trev also knows
Ho, ho, ho!
She'll go Lesbo
Up on the one board
lick, lick, lick
she'd gobble down
Trev's rusty Clit

Comet wrote:

Purse, purse, purse
Purse, purse, purse
Purse, purse, purse, purse, purse

Purse, purse, purse
Purse, purse, purse
Purse, purse, purse, purse, purse

Rack!



Oh the weather outside is frightful
But this plug is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let me blow! Let me blow! Let me blow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And so to my knees I'll be dropping
The lights are turned way down low
Let me blow! Let me blow! Let me blow!

When we finally kiss good night
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll ram it in me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as you love me so
Let me blow! Let me blow! Let me blow!

Away in Korea, dirt floor for a bed,
The little tard poptart laid down his sweet head.

ROUND stars in the sky looked down where he lay,
The little tard poptart asleep and still gay.

The bullies are growling, his bowels they do ache
But little tard poptart no crying he makes.

I love Thee, tard poptart, look up in the sky
ROUND planets look down til morning is nigh.

Oh JSC, Oh JSC,
You'll ever be so flaming
A symbol of the Liberal shill
Addicted to so many pills

Each percodan
Each percocet
You' beg for meds
From liberal vets

Oh JSC, Oh JSC,
You'll ever be afflicted
Oh JSC, Oh JSC,
Elective surgery conflicted

Each new carve
Each Chinese part
Closer to death
with every shart

Oh JSC, Oh JSC,
Soon you'll be convicted
Oh JSC, Oh JSC,
Because your porn addicted

Each new search
Each new hunt
Fills your need
for Teeny Cunt

Oh JSC, Oh JSC,
Soon you'll be arrested
Oh JSC, Oh JSC,
Your daughters you molested

Call in Favs
From the judge
Angola Pen
They'll pack your fudge

Oh JSC, Oh JSC,
Liberal loving pander
Oh JSC, Oh JSC,
No pardon Bernie Sanders

What I want for christmas is for Molly to show us her magnificent tits. All of the other reindeer would be glad. Except for one (who will go un-named) who is a fag and sucks yak penis.

Blitzen wrote:Oh yeah, that includes you Martyred,

he doesn't believe in you......

molly wrote:And OMG I love reindeer sausage

uh....nevermind....

molly wrote:I made a song!!!!

And OMG I love reindeer sausage. I should get some delivered for Christmas.

So you're looking for a sausage delivery? Sounds like a girl after my own heart.

Goober McTuber wrote:

molly wrote:I made a song!!!!

And OMG I love reindeer sausage. I should get some delivered for Christmas.

So you're looking for a sausage delivery? Sounds like a girl after my own heart.

You're looking for Sausage delivery too, old fruit?

Try putting a naked pic of yourself on a board full of dudes

wait

That's what's up. Goober posts a picture of dark meat reindeer sausage and thinks he's getting over? Kind of,seems like a self admitted outing. Stay loud, stay proud Goober. The rainbow coalition awaits you.

What happened to the reindeer trolls? They used to have a sense of humor, not to mention mad smack skills.

Dark meat reindeer sausage? Is there a white meat reindeer sausage?

Reach down in your old man pants, and if you find a sausage tell is if it black or white. Or if is as wrinkled up and shriveled as the rest of your disgusting body don't bother responding. We'll know you are a has-been fag dreaming of the good old days. Reindeer sausage's only place is still up your ass and in your dreams.

Thanks for proving my point, Rudy.

Goober McTuber wrote:Thanks for proving my point, Rudy.

No probs old man. Thank you for a double confirmation on you taking it up the ass and being of not questionable sexuality, but a confirmed and true fag.

Carry on and Merry fuckkin' christmas.

The point obviously went right over your misshapen head, Trudy. Carrion, indeed.

Some are funny some of the time. Too much chaff, not enough wheat.

I used to post here wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:What happened to the reindeer trolls? They used to have a sense of humor, not to mention mad smack skills.

Yeah, this is sad to read. The original's left the board around 10 years ago.

Original Reindeer-

Comet = Biggie
Dasher = PrimeX
Blitzen = DMike
Sammy = JCT
Vixen = ppanther
Rudolph = itsanalias
Plato = Dinsdale
Prancer = e
Donder = Bacefelice
Dancer = Vic and Jimmy Meds

Nice avatars btw. :)

Interesting. Thanks for posting that.

Memories light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories of the way we were....

That's quite a list there. I can still feel the pain of donder's infliction. Comet was always especially nice to me.

:grin:

The reindeer are not individuals but rather a concept. And you can't take my picture away you BULLY!

Dasher wrote:The reindeer are not individuals but rather a concept.

I used to post here wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:What happened to the reindeer trolls? They used to have a sense of humor, not to mention mad smack skills.

Yeah, this is sad to read. The original's left the board around 10 years ago.

Original Reindeer-

Comet = Biggie
Dasher = PrimeX
Blitzen = DMike
Sammy = JCT
Vixen = ppanther
Rudolph = itsanalias
Plato = Dinsdale
Prancer = e
Donder = Bacefelice
Dancer = Vic and Jimmy Meds

Nice avatars btw. :)

Ah yes, the misty path of memories. That is a great former list, but that was then and this now.

The most important thing to consider is, time and reindeer change. The reindeer are still equally funny, but what is not being recognized is targeting. For every reindeer season, there a few disgruntled assholes. Since the first season of reindeer, there are posters bitching about being targeted. That is still the case. Gobbles in particular is clenching his old man Depends for the figurative reaming he is taking.

The reindeer are still active and amusing. If you happen to get in their sights, you had it coming.

You receive what you post, asshole bitching whiny babies.

Merry fuck you Christmas bitches.

Sin, all of the reindeer.

Blitzen wrote:

I used to post here wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:What happened to the reindeer trolls? They used to have a sense of humor, not to mention mad smack skills.

Yeah, this is sad to read. The original's left the board around 10 years ago.

Original Reindeer-

Comet = Biggie
Dasher = PrimeX
Blitzen = DMike
Sammy = JCT
Vixen = ppanther
Rudolph = itsanalias
Plato = Dinsdale
Prancer = e
Donder = Bacefelice
Dancer = Vic and Jimmy Meds

Nice avatars btw. :)

Ah yes, the misty path of memories. That is a great former list, but that was then and this now.

The most important thing to consider is, time and reindeer change. The reindeer are still equally funny

I laughed. *




*Not really.

I used to post here wrote:Original Reindeer-

Comet = Biggie
Dasher = PrimeX
Blitzen = DMike
Sammy = JCT
Vixen = ppanther
Rudolph = itsanalias
Plato = Dinsdale
Prancer = e
Donder = Bacefelice
Dancer = Vic and Jimmy Meds

Wrong.

I used to post here wrote: I mean, how did your avatars just disappear yesterday from my fototime account?

Why do that?

Those were legacy - I'd think you had some pride seeing they were still in use and as an homage to you and the rest of the originals