T1B

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 8:16 pm**

:thumbsdownontheimpostertroll:

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 8:19 pm**

How's that gambling addiction going UCanburyyourcockinmyass?? Still getting your ass handed to you by the bookie? As I remember you weren't the best spread picker :wink:

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 8:29 pm**

I'm gonna guess... hmmmmmm.... rozy?

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 8:34 pm**

1tnacU wrote:I'm gonna guess... hmmmmmm.... rozy?

Sorry UCansuckthechromeoffatrailerhitch, this is the real el, your worst nightmare. I had to fricken re-register because my old login wouldn't allow me to login.
How's trix bitch? Still taking it in the ass from the board collective? What's up with the dyslexic nic? Someone turn your manchute inside out again???

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 8:44 pm**

elgrandepeehole wrote:
1tnacU wrote:I'm gonna guess... hmmmmmm.... rozy?
Sorry UCansuckthechromeoffatrailerhitch, this is the real el, your worst nightmare. I had to fricken re-register because my old login wouldn't allow me to login.
How's trix bitch? Still taking it in the ass from the board collective? What's up with the dyslexic nic? Someone turn your manchute inside out again???

Hey El!

Don't forget to root for MY Padres tonight.

Tx

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 8:46 pm**

Loganfan wrote:
elgrandepeehole wrote:
1tnacU wrote:I'm gonna guess... hmmmmmm.... rozy?
Sorry UCansuckthechromeoffatrailerhitch, this is the real el, your worst nightmare. I had to fricken re-register because my old login wouldn't allow me to login.
How's trix bitch? Still taking it in the ass from the board collective? What's up with the dyslexic nic? Someone turn your manchute inside out again???
Hey El!

Don't forget to root for MY Padres tonight.

Tx

I might just do that Logan. My Stro's are taking it on the chin this year. Kind of like UCan on a typical Friday night. I'm still fucking pissed we lost Carlos. These fucking 2 to 1 losses are giving me a fucking ulcer...

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 8:50 pm**

Yeah.....your offense is damn near non-existant.
Wonder how Roger's gonna take that if he has to keep holding the other team to 1 or less runs just to get a win.
And I guess Bagwell's out for a while now?

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 8:56 pm**

Loganfan wrote:Yeah.....your offense is damn near non-existant.
Wonder how Roger's gonna take that if he has to keep holding the other team to 1 or less runs just to get a win.
And I guess Bagwell's out for a while now?

You're damn skippy LoganFudge. The Rocket might end up retiring before the season's up. Bagwell being out isn't all that bad, except for the fact that we have NOBODY to replace him. Fucking Vizciano was playing first the other night. There's still time to turn this fucked up start around, but we'll need to make a couple of trades to get it done.

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 8:57 pm**

elgrandepeehole wrote: LoganFudge..

Sounds like El to me, ErrrrrrrrUcant

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 9:31 pm**

Loganfan wrote:
elgrandepeehole wrote: LoganFudge..
Sounds like El to me, ErrrrrrrrUcant

Who else would this be you fudgepacking freak? How's the Asian kid smuggling ring going? STill producing double digit profits?

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 9:41 pm**

Yep, sounds like the real deal.

I have it on good authority, namely ME, that it is not me.

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 9:52 pm**

rozy wrote:Yep, sounds like the real deal.

I have it on good authority, namely ME, that it is not me.

I am defintely not rozyasscheeks.

Sincerely,
Me.

Are you as down as I am on the Stro's at this point? My kids coach pitch team could probably score more runs then that pitiful lineup...

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 10:02 pm**

Yep

Think

Todd

Helton

:wink:

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 10:06 pm**

rozy wrote:Yep

Think

Todd

Helton

:wink:

I'd settle for Tony Gwynn coming out of retirement at this point...

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 11:08 pm**

elgrandepeehole wrote:
rozy wrote:Yep

Think

Todd

Helton

:wink:
I'd settle for Tony Gwynn coming out of retirement at this point...

Tony's just a bit too chunky for that, these days.

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 11:38 pm**

Sounds like elgrande and Logan need to make a date at the local bathouse.

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 11:43 pm**

Mikey wrote:Sounds like elgrande and Logan need to make a date at the local bathouse.

Sometimes I woinder if you're reading the same threads I am when you post

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 12:56 am**

Mikey wrote:Sounds like elgrande and Logan need to make a date at the local bathouse.

Dicky,
Shut your cumtunnel you little freak. The adults are talking. Go to your room and assume the position, your daddy should be there soon to inject his manjuicde within your cumgarage in the next hour or so.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 4:24 am**

Cumgarage???

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 12:11 pm**

elgrandepeehole wrote:Sorry UCansuckthechromeoffatrailerhitch, this is the real el, your worst nightmare.

The real El would know that he participated in the College World Series. Name the school and the year(s).

Sorry to bust your troll like this, rozy...

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 2:46 pm**

1tnacU wrote:
elgrandepeehole wrote:Sorry UCansuckthechromeoffatrailerhitch, this is the real el, your worst nightmare.

The real El would know that he participated in the College World Series. Name the school and the year(s).

Sorry to bust your troll like this, rozy...

UCanjamyourpurpleheadedlovemissleinmywantingcolon,

I did?? That's news to me. I participated in the Oklahoma State Regional in 88, in which we lost our first game to Witchita St 3 to 1.. W. St. went on to win the World Series that year.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 3:06 pm**

elgrandepeehole wrote:UCanjamyourpurpleheadedlovemissleinmywantingcolon,

Sig material much?

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 3:13 pm**

Cicero wrote:Cumgarage???

I sure hope you don't think you're fooling anyone by acting like you don't know what that is....Geezzz :roll:

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 7:07 pm**

Holding on to a ball that requires a hard collision with the outfield wall would make for an "extaordinary play."

If it requires an "extraordinary play" to make the catch/throw, it's not an error.

Basically, it comes down to whether the error call will reflect poorly on the home team's players, for the most part.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 7:44 pm**

No, that's total home cooking.

The boxscore looks a lot better if homeboy gets an in-park homer, rather than 0 for 1 on the plate appearance.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 8:20 pm**

Why do they call it a "boxscore," when it's only two-dimensional? Everyone knows that boxes are tree-dimensional.

Sin,
YouKnow_The_Who

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 8:43 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Why do they call it a "boxscore," when it's only two-dimensional? Everyone knows that boxes are tree-dimensional.

Sin,
YouKnow_The_Who

This may be a stoopid question, but why do they mark a strikeout in the book as a K instead of an S??

Sincerely,
R...ahhh...you know who I mean...

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 8:51 pm**

Why is it called a "bat," if it can't fly?

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 9:15 pm**

Isn't a baseball diamond actually square?

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 9:17 pm**

elgrandepeehole wrote:I can't believe I actually read this fucking thread. That's five minutes of my life I'll never get back. Thanks dickhead....

But you're perfectly content with the countless hours you have spent describing the acts of sexual intercourse between men?

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2005 9:35 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
elgrandepeehole wrote:I can't believe I actually read this fucking thread. That's five minutes of my life I'll never get back. Thanks dickhead....
But you're perfectly content with the countless hours you have spent describing the acts of sexual intercourse between men?

MgoBlue-BallSpecial,
Better than the countless hours you've spent engaging in them....

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 12:26 am**

Why is home plate pentagonal while the 3 bases are square?

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 3:00 am**

Dinsdale wrote:So......the guy who said this --

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:It would make more sense to have a new category labled "hits"

Isn't reeeeealllllllly trying to run any sort of baseball knowledge, or any other form of "intelligence" smack, is he?

I didn't reeeeeealllllly just read that, did I?

Damn.

Category of "hits" that don't count as either balls or strike totals. Hits count as strikes now, which is illogical. Sorry to confuse you.

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 3:34 am**

Just a "BTW":

19 entries found for strike. The first 10 are listed below.
To select an entry, click on it. For more results, click here.
strike[1,verb]strike[2,noun]called strikefirst strikefly-strikehunger strikerent strikestrike forcestrike offstrike out

Main Entry: 2strike
Function: noun
1 : STRICKLE
2 : an act or instance of striking
3 a : a work stoppage by a body of workers to enforce compliance with demands made on an employer b : a temporary stoppage of activities in protest against an act or condition
4 : the direction of the line of intersection of a horizontal plane with an uptilted geological stratum
5 a : a pull on a fishing rod to strike a fish b : a pull on a line by a fish in striking
6 : a stroke of good luck; especially : a discovery of a valuable mineral deposit
7 a : a pitched ball that is in the strike zone or is swung at and is not hit fair b : a perfectly thrown ball or pass
8 : DISADVANTAGE, HANDICAP
9 : an act or instance of knocking down all the bowling pins with the first bowl
10 : establishment of roots and plant growth
11 : cutaneous myiasis (as of sheep)
12 a : a military attack; especially : an air attack on a single objective b : a group of airplanes taking part in such an attack

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 6:11 pm**

Let it go Shrubb. Geeezzzz...

As I stated earlier the balls and strikes stat is really only used for judging how many pitches a pitcher has thrown in a game. And how many of them were strikes (whether hit or not), and how many were balls. It gives the pitching coach and the pitcher a somewhat accurate assessment of how the pitcher in question performed that particular game.

BTW, why do they call it a pair of pants??

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 6:15 pm**

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: 2 : an act or instance of striking
7 a : a pitched ball that is in the strike zone or is swung at and is not hit fair b : a perfectly thrown ball or pass

According to (2) a hit ball is also a strike.

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 6:51 pm**

Call me crazy, but maybe they call a "hit" a "strike" because the batter freaking swung at it?

I know, I know.....crazy.

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 6:58 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Call me crazy, but maybe they call a "hit" a "strike" because the batter freaking swung at it?

I know, I know.....crazy.

I see you forgot to take your medication again.......

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 8:01 pm**

elgrandepeehole wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
elgrandepeehole wrote:I can't believe I actually read this fucking thread. That's five minutes of my life I'll never get back. Thanks dickhead....
But you're perfectly content with the countless hours you have spent describing the acts of sexual intercourse between men?
MgoBlue-BallSpecial,
Better than the countless hours you've spent engaging in them....

The difference here, el, is that I can bring proof to the table, as to how much time you spend dreaming up scenarios of men having sex with each other, whereas your insult toward me is completely fictitious.

How the hell do you respond to that?

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 8:13 pm**

Leave El alone. You'd be pissed too if you had two dads who had the lisp and couldn't pronounce the name "Chad" when it came time to name give you a name.

T1B

I have a really really stupid question