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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:46 pm

The Declaration of Independence most certainly was treasonous, to the Brits. Fortunately for its signers, they won, so it didn't matter.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:51 pm

ML@Coyote wrote:Do you consider the Declaration of Independence to be a "treasonous" document?

To whom?

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:07 pm

Was it a treasonous document or not?

You're the "expert." I'll let you figure out to whom.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:18 pm

Then no. There were no US laws broken in its writing nor in its delivery.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:33 am

HERO OF THE MUNTH
Presented by The Ignatius J. Reilly University

This munth's coveted honor gos to the one and only Moving Sale, a beloved alumni and credit to our skool. For the past several weeks Moving Sale has set himself miles apart from his fellow graduates with his relentlessly childish behavior and marvelously inane posts. It is with grate, grate pryde that we announce Moving Sale as our...Hero of the Munth! Who else but Moving Sale would have the curage to stand up and claim that it's impossable to drive a kar without braking a law? Never mind that millions of people do it every day. And who else would clame with a perfectly strate face that traffik laws are ritten not for traffic safety, but in a conspiracy to arrest harmless drug dealers? I mean, honestly, can you believe this shit? He even claimed that illegal aliens violate no laws...while violating the laws! And he claimed the Declaration of Independence was not a prelude to a new guverment. Bah, a shot across the bow he called it. LOL! And now to top it all off, he claims the Declaration was not an act of treeson becuz it broke no US laws. You've got to stop this good friend. We're laughing until it hurts! We're going to bust a gland! Oh, who knew when we propped you up in your booster chair and handed you your urine stained sheepskin that you wuld go on to achieve great things in this world. But seriously, we had no idea how far you could go in just a few weeks! Our hats are off to you our deer friend. You make all of us here at the skool stand tall and cheer! Hip, hip, hooray for our one and only Moving Sale.

And BTW, nice white flag.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:10 am

I take it back Marty. You are the second most boring person on this board.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:25 am

Sorry MS. I had to do something to break the monotony of watching everyone here kick your ass.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:38 am

You could have just made logical arguments instead of pounding your face against your keyboard.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:55 am

Your "logic" has a consistent tendency to be illogical. But, what the heck. What subject would you like to argue about other than illegal immigration and drug dealer's rights?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:29 am

Flat earth?
911?

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:56 am

The Mandela Effect?
Faked moon landings?
The real Paul McCartney?
Crop circles?

Where the heck is LTS?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:43 am

Flat earth?
Faked moon landings?

They've been done.
To say the least.

Too bad you missed it.

Mandela?

I touched on it at .net maybe a year ago.
Pedo-loving mouth-breathers didn't have much at all to contribute.
No interest.
No contribution.

I find it to be an interesting psychological topic.

Let's just keep things ---> stupid <--- in here.
It's more peaceful.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:20 am

Softball Bat wrote:Mandela?

I touched on it at .net maybe a year ago.
Pedo-loving mouth-breathers didn't have much at all to contribute.
No interest.
No contribution.

I find it to be an interesting psychological topic.

My youngest (and slightly gullible) son brought this to my attention. He was completely freaked out, but I talked him down from the building ledge. It is an interesting topic. Could've swore I ate Jiffy peanut butter when I was a kid.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:50 am

“Luke, I am your father.”

Nope

"It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.”

Nope

"If you build it, they will come."

Nope

:)

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:38 pm

Not a Mandela, but my fav misquote is Neil Armstrong misquoting himself "on the moon"
One sm step for A man
One giant leap for mankind

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:47 pm

Yeah, Neil fucked that one up.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php ... eally-say/

What a sad, disgraceful man.

#loser

MsCJ · Post by **MsCJ** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:12 pm

Participation trophies started in the 00's? Nope, they were started by the Daughters of the Confederacy.

Let's end participation trophies once and for all. I'll clear the soccer ones out of my kids rooms and everyone else clear those fuckers from the public squares.

While we're at it the Vietnam memorial needs to go. We didn't win that fucker either.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:24 pm

I'm pretty sure I had sex with your mom. I got a perspiration trophy. Can I keep that?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:39 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I'm pretty sure I had sex with your mom. I got a perspiration trophy. Can I keep that?
As old as you are, you could easily be anybody's dad.

True story. I went to the grandson's soccer tournament last weekend. They were charging admission - $6 per ticket, $4 for seniors/kids. The MILF selling the tickets wasn't convinced I was old enough for the senior rate. I asked her how old you had to be. She said 55.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:44 pm

MsCJ wrote:While we're at it the Vietnam memorial needs to go. We didn't win that fucker either.

Yeah, fuck every one of those dead crybabies, and their families too. No one likes a loser.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:33 pm

ML@Coyote wrote:
MsCJ wrote:While we're at it the Vietnam memorial needs to go. We didn't win that fucker either.
Yeah, fuck every one of those dead crybabies, and their families too. No one likes a loser.

Oh-oh. Looks like MsCockJockey just made a new friend.

MsCJ · Post by **MsCJ** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:14 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I'm pretty sure I had sex with your mom. I got a perspiration trophy. Can I keep that?

My dad is on the Vietnam memorial, I'll gladly trade up for a winner that didn't die.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:10 pm

MsCJ wrote:My dad is on the Vietnam memorial

For me it's a coin toss:

Heads...you're a liar.
Tails...you're a liar.

My dad was Red Adair's right hand man. My mom was Jackie Kennedy's voice coach.

Prove me wrong.

MsCJ · Post by **MsCJ** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:47 pm

Ok, ya got me, I'm a liar. This is fun.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:56 am

MsCJ wrote:Ok, ya got me, I'm a liar. This is fun.

Moving Sale troll ??

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:01 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I'm pretty sure I had sex with your mom. I got a perspiration trophy. Can I keep that?
As old as you are, you could easily be anybody's dad.
True story. I went to the grandson's soccer tournament last weekend. They were charging admission - $6 per ticket, $4 for seniors/kids. The MILF selling the tickets wasn't convinced I was old enough for the senior rate. I asked her how old you had to be. She said 55.

The day I pay admission to a kids sporting event is never. What the fuck kind of snooty club ass socqueer does your grandson play anyway ??

I only saw about a dozen socqueer trophy's on the shelf at Goodwill yesterday..seems like ten years is the outside anybody gives a fuck about them anyway.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:52 pm

Wait goodwill is selling trophies?

1) Who would buy a trophy for something they didn't earn

B) What with participation trophies common now even no talent bench warmers get one

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:10 pm

My sons both played hockey from the age of six. I don't remember any participation trophies. Is this a soccer thing?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:22 pm

Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: As old as you are, you could easily be anybody's dad.
True story. I went to the grandson's soccer tournament last weekend. They were charging admission - $6 per ticket, $4 for seniors/kids. The MILF selling the tickets wasn't convinced I was old enough for the senior rate. I asked her how old you had to be. She said 55.
The day I pay admission to a kids sporting event is never. What the fuck kind of snooty club ass socqueer does your grandson play anyway ??

He plays for his high school. Madison high schools don't charge admission. This soccer invitational was in a town south of us. The name of the town is......Milton.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:03 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
He plays for his high school. Madison high schools don't charge admission. This soccer invitational was in a town south of us. The name of the town is......Milton.

Our hs charges 2 dollars for adults and 1 for kids for varsity football games. It's worth it.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:47 pm

BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
He plays for his high school. Madison high schools don't charge admission. This soccer invitational was in a town south of us. The name of the town is......Milton.
Our hs charges 2 dollars for adults and 1 for kids for varsity football games. It's worth it.

That is a good deal. In some areas here where football programs are top notch charge quite a bit. Students get in for free, general admission tickets can go for $15, reserved bench seats from $20 and season tickets in chair back type seats from $45. In fact officials of Varsity football games in Texas are paid a portion of the gate. For some games this can be $250-$350 per official. For State Title games this can be $1500-$2000.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:38 pm

schmick wrote: but I would fight for California if Oregon invaded.

Why would Oregon ever invade that fucked up piece of real estate ?? We already have more water than you do, we grow better weed than you do and if you want hatred, just mention Californian outside of the Portland filthy hipster liberal area and people will spit on the ground at the mere mention of your shit hole state. Keep your fucking illegals there and let them finish the destruction of your society.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:30 pm

Lee was a POS, and you shine that turd all you want but it's still a POS.
As for OR pot, there are tons of places out west growing great weed, Oregon's is nothing special.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 pm

You are either one fucked up individual or a brilliant troll schmuck, I'll take the latter.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:55 pm

schmick wrote:Family has bought a lot of property in Oregon, I can't stand it up there though.

I just used Oregon because it's north of here.

Of course you cannot stand it here. You are one of those California leaches who come up here and fuck up the real estate markets and then bitch about the weather. Stay the fuck in California and everybody will be good.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:03 am

Bucmonkey wrote:You are either one fucked up individual or a brilliant troll schmuck, I'll take the latter.

Definitely the former. A tard of the highest order.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:26 am

schmuck wrote:he inherited some from in-laws and set them free

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:32 am

Moving Sale wrote: As for OR pot, there are tons of places out west growing great weed, Oregon's is nothing special.

Indoor growing ... innovated in the Portland area (upon the advent of fluorescent lighting.

Indica/sativa hybrids? Yup, you guess it -- Oregon.

HID lighting for growing... seeing a trend? That came from Oregon.

Decriminalization? You guessed it.

I can walk into the store and buy 30% for... cheap (for which there's no need, since it's legal to grow it, and I know a ton of people who do just that).

Know your role, Little Fella.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:48 am

Indoor weed.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:52 am

Yeah, because being able to control myriad variables is baaaaaaad.

You... not very smart.

And I have friends reaping pounds upon pounds of outdoor right now.

You should thank your superiors, rather than idiotically laughing at them.