USA Eliminated From The World Cup
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Yup. Clearly you missed where I said I doubt dude would have an issue running 7 miles over two hours.
Reading comp much?
Reading comp much?
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To be fair you would need to put Messi at corner. Just like you would need to put Watt at a Center fullback position on a soccer field.schmick wrote:And how many plays would messi last at JJ Watts position in an NFL Game? 3 plays?
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Watt would have been a brilliant English fullback in the 1970's, but he's too fit. Footballers looked like offensive tackles. They all smoked two packs a day, climbed down bedsheet ropes out of their hotel rooms to get pissed and head butted their way to victory. England won a world cup by simply beating the shit out of Pele.
Sort of parallels the way the NHL went. Guy LaFleur smoked two packs a day.
Sort of parallels the way the NHL went. Guy LaFleur smoked two packs a day.
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Brasil didn't make it out of group play in 1966. They never played England.Dr_Phibes wrote:England won a world cup by simply beating the shit out of Pele.
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OK they beat him up in the cup before that. In '66 they cheated against Germany not Brazil.
Same thing, football is a lot like the Nazi's, they both jumped a fast boat to South America after the war.
Sorry, I'm drinking Zima.
Same thing, football is a lot like the Nazi's, they both jumped a fast boat to South America after the war.
Sorry, I'm drinking Zima.
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Dr_Phibes wrote:
Sorry, I'm drinking Zima.
Read somewhere they brought that back. Are you drinking it with a Jolly Rancher?
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It tastes like the 90's :(
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schmick wrote:And how many plays would messi last at JJ Watts position in an NFL Game? 3 plays?
What would you know about JJ Watt?
You said you haven't watched a single second of the NFL in over 23 years!
Do you lie on purpose? Or, are you just too stupid to realize what your posting?
I do know... that you're too stupid to realize that you have a far-left liberal in your avatar. That much I do know.
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Remember when segregation was legal and redlining was law of the land? Good times.Joe in PB wrote:Hard to say that many players are not a bunch of pussies. Fag gets kicked in the shin, rolls on the ground withering in pain and gets carried off on a stretcher. Then 2 minutes later he's back prancing around the field.
I guess that's entertainment for World Cup & European Fooootball when the score at the end of the match is often 1-0, or 0-0.
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If you watch the video, he takes a knee to the dome. Doesn't look too horrific like Gordon Heyward, but a knee to the dome can obviously be fatal.smackaholic wrote:
You posted a story where a guy dies after taking a knee to the upper body somewhere (didn't say head). And the killer plays for a team named "Semen Padang".
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These are not mutually exclusive.FiatLux wrote: Do you lie on purpose? Or, are you just too stupid to realize what your posting?
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Didn't see the video. Wasn't aware there was one. Just read that he took a knee to the "upper body", which I suppose does include the dome.Screw_Michigan wrote:If you watch the video, he takes a knee to the dome. Doesn't look too horrific like Gordon Heyward, but a knee to the dome can obviously be fatal.smackaholic wrote:
You posted a story where a guy dies after taking a knee to the upper body somewhere (didn't say head). And the killer plays for a team named "Semen Padang".
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My wife disagrees.schmick wrote:BSmack wrote:Brasil didn't make it out of group play in 1966. They never played England.Dr_Phibes wrote:England won a world cup by simply beating the shit out of Pele.
You know how we know you're gay?
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OK, so you're bi.
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Haha suckaholic, you act like trump's declaration is something to be proud of.
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Well la dee fucking da. Motherfucker can spell and beat his children.BSmack wrote:schmick wrote:My wife disagrees.
Even when she's fucking you in the ass?
And it's fucking "Brazil," fag
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