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Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:40 am
by Left Seater
Yup. Clearly you missed where I said I doubt dude would have an issue running 7 miles over two hours.

Reading comp much?

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:47 am
by Left Seater
schmick wrote:And how many plays would messi last at JJ Watts position in an NFL Game? 3 plays?
To be fair you would need to put Messi at corner. Just like you would need to put Watt at a Center fullback position on a soccer field.

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:26 am
by Dr_Phibes
Watt would have been a brilliant English fullback in the 1970's, but he's too fit. Footballers looked like offensive tackles. They all smoked two packs a day, climbed down bedsheet ropes out of their hotel rooms to get pissed and head butted their way to victory. England won a world cup by simply beating the shit out of Pele.
Sort of parallels the way the NHL went. Guy LaFleur smoked two packs a day.

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:45 am
by BSmack
Dr_Phibes wrote:England won a world cup by simply beating the shit out of Pele.
Brasil didn't make it out of group play in 1966. They never played England.

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:49 am
by Dr_Phibes
OK they beat him up in the cup before that. In '66 they cheated against Germany not Brazil.
Same thing, football is a lot like the Nazi's, they both jumped a fast boat to South America after the war.

Sorry, I'm drinking Zima. :oops:

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:55 am
by Left Seater
Dr_Phibes wrote:
Sorry, I'm drinking Zima. :oops:

Read somewhere they brought that back. Are you drinking it with a Jolly Rancher?

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:59 am
by Dr_Phibes
It tastes like the 90's :(

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 5:40 am
by FiatLux
schmick wrote:And how many plays would messi last at JJ Watts position in an NFL Game? 3 plays?

What would you know about JJ Watt?

You said you haven't watched a single second of the NFL in over 23 years!

Do you lie on purpose? Or, are you just too stupid to realize what your posting?


I do know... that you're too stupid to realize that you have a far-left liberal in your avatar. That much I do know.



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Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:09 am
by Screw_Michigan
Joe in PB wrote:Hard to say that many players are not a bunch of pussies. Fag gets kicked in the shin, rolls on the ground withering in pain and gets carried off on a stretcher. Then 2 minutes later he's back prancing around the field.

I guess that's entertainment for World Cup & European Fooootball when the score at the end of the match is often 1-0, or 0-0.


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Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:10 am
by Screw_Michigan
smackaholic wrote:
You posted a story where a guy dies after taking a knee to the upper body somewhere (didn't say head). And the killer plays for a team named "Semen Padang". :lol:
If you watch the video, he takes a knee to the dome. Doesn't look too horrific like Gordon Heyward, but a knee to the dome can obviously be fatal.

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:11 am
by Screw_Michigan
FiatLux wrote: Do you lie on purpose? Or, are you just too stupid to realize what your posting?
These are not mutually exclusive.

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:24 am
by smackaholic
Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
You posted a story where a guy dies after taking a knee to the upper body somewhere (didn't say head). And the killer plays for a team named "Semen Padang". :lol:
If you watch the video, he takes a knee to the dome. Doesn't look too horrific like Gordon Heyward, but a knee to the dome can obviously be fatal.
Didn't see the video. Wasn't aware there was one. Just read that he took a knee to the "upper body", which I suppose does include the dome.

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:24 am
by BSmack
schmick wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Dr_Phibes wrote:England won a world cup by simply beating the shit out of Pele.
Brasil didn't make it out of group play in 1966. They never played England.

You know how we know you're gay?
My wife disagrees.

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:58 am
by smackaholic
OK, so you're bi.

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:52 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Haha suckaholic, you act like trump's declaration is something to be proud of.

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 5:16 pm
by BSmack
BSmack wrote:
schmick wrote:My wife disagrees.

Even when she's fucking you in the ass?

And it's fucking "Brazil," fag
Well la dee fucking da. Motherfucker can spell and beat his children.