Lose your house, your car, work floods,and now the Mrs. want

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:20 am

schmick wrote:
Derron wrote:
schmick wrote:Congrats on getting your freedom back, hope you get to keep everything you paid for.
You have never been divorced have you ??
No, but I did pay about 200k in child support.

I paid about 220, plus property settlement of 250. Took me years to get clear of that mess.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:33 am

Derron wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:OMG you are dumb.... And dumber.
But I own several properties and you don't.

Keep paying rent, no sense building wealth in real estate.

You really are stupid.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:35 am

Left Seater wrote:I don’t get the rent vs own arguement. Both my wife and I have employees that try to make the renting is cheaper and easier arguement. Renting might be a bit easier when it comes to maintenance but that is about it.

I was talking about women you retards.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:49 am

Moving Sale wrote:Renting is so much cheaper and easier.

Not even a crazy, ugly fatty with 5 kids would marry a piece of shit like you.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:01 pm

Moving Sale wrote: I was talking about women you retards.

We got that Board Bitch. Women don’t want you long term. The novelty is interesting for a few hours, but quickly fades. Others though took the thread towards mortgages. Do your best to keep up.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:16 pm

Left Seater wrote:
Moving Sale wrote: I was talking about women you retards.
We got that Board Bitch. Women don’t want you long term. The novelty is interesting for a few hours, but quickly fades. Others though took the thread towards mortgages. Do your best to keep up.

Apparently making love to the same woman that you actually care about, on a regular basis, is over rated. I suspect it basically comes down to the fact that no one ever came back for seconds of midget cahk.

I pity him.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:10 pm

Like I have never had a chick break up with me because I wouldn't ask her to marry me. Bitch please. Dumbest contract ever.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:13 pm

Left Seater wrote: Others though took the thread towards mortgages.

Yes Duhron when he thought I was taking about housing. You really are an idiot. Nobody had even argued that renting was better and yet you still went off and melted.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:58 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:...s a divorce.

What nice sucker punch to walk into when you’re two weeks away from moving back in. What a shitty five months it’s been.

About to be divorced and I just turned 40 a week ago. I’m fucked.

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Sorry to hear this, but the good news is you're gonna wonder why the hell you got married in the first place. Because you would have just ended up like shutyomouth--fat, bitter, and irritating.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:01 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Happily married for 29 years next Wednesday. Taking the lucky lady back to the Caribbean for a week.

Oh, that reminds me. If anyone has any special photo requests....

And no, that would not include wifey.

Thanks for sparing us.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:03 pm

Derron wrote: Sounds like your friends had their shit together chasing the Great American Consumer Dream. Big houses, new cars with the payments, I mean what the fuck could possibly go wrong when your whole life is fashioned around gross consumption. Because having a big house will make your bitch happy.... right....

Rack this take. The older you get, the more you realize this is a horrible, horrible idea.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:04 pm

Joe in PB wrote:Out here buying as much house as you can afford usually ends up good. Some people are paying as much for their 3 or 4 bedroom mortgage as it now costs to rent a 1 or 2 bedroom apartment.

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An incredibly moronic, but predictable, take.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:08 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Renting is so much cheaper and easier.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:09 pm

Derron wrote: But I own several properties and you don't.

Keep paying rent, no sense building wealth in real estate.

He's talking about marriage, you god forsaken moron.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:10 pm

smackaholic wrote: Apparently making love to the same woman that you actually care about, on a regular basis, is over rated. I suspect it basically comes down to the fact that no one ever came back for seconds of midget cahk.

I pity him.

Making love? What is this, 1950?

When's the last time your wife blew you?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:16 pm

Left Seater wrote:I don’t get the rent vs own arguement. Both my wife and I have employees that try to make the renting is cheaper and easier arguement. Renting might be a bit easier when it comes to maintenance but that is about it.

On the cheaper arguement, no way. I know my employee is paying about $750 per month more in rent for his 2 bedroom apartment with a garage than we pay in mortgage payments. I know this exactly because he took over the lease from the company when he signed on. We had it for another employee previously. I also know the house across the street from ours is renting for about $1000 a month more than our mortgage. This we know as the owner told us what he was getting.

When you factor in insurance and taxes on our crib at approx $13,500 a year we pay a bit more than the above examples. However, we are also about 6-8 years from paying off our current mortgage. At that point our costs will drop well below that of a renter. Plus we have huge equity in our house which a renter never has.

This is a very simplistic response to a very complex and personal question. There is no doubt that for those with the financial wherewithal, buying a home is usually better deal than renting. But a ton also depends on where you live, what your profession is, your family situation, your marriage situation and what your future ambitions are.

You and your wife are financially well to do, and you live in San Antonio, an affordable housing market, and plan to stay there. Owning makes perfect sense.

There are a lot of people who make very stupid financial decisions because they are chasing the aura that owning is ALWAYS better than renting, and that is simply not true. Look at Rumps---owning his home ruined his marriage. He was working mad hours to save the family home and his wife told him to hit the bricks. If they had been renting, they would have only had to find a new place, although it a heated rental market due to the flooding, and he could have spent "more time" with his wife.

Lastly, remember that historical appreciation of homes is around 6.3%. There are better financial investment. Then again, buying a home is not an investment.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:17 pm

Hey Rumps, please share with us how much you pay for your divorce. I've always wondered how much it costs guys to get divorced.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:17 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Apparently making love to the same woman that you actually care about, on a regular basis, is over rated. I suspect it basically comes down to the fact that no one ever came back for seconds of midget cahk.

I pity him.
Making love? What is this, 1950?

When's the last time your wife blew you?

Last night.

Hasn't always been a regular thing over 27 years, but the last few months she realized she enjoyed giving/getting head. Been pretty much playing porn star as of late.

Life is good.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:35 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Like I have never had a chick break up with me because I wouldn't ask her to marry me. Bitch please. Dumbest contract ever.

Perhaps you have this opinion because you’ve never been in a marriage which is satisfying? I always find it strange that those who haven’t experienced a happy marriage assume that it isn’t possible, thus is “the dumbest contract ever.” You become the male version of that woman who tells everyone she meet at the bar that all men are pigs. I’m kind of embarrassed for you, dude.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:49 pm

Be as happy as you want.
Stay together as long as you want.
Be as monogamous as you want.
Getting legally married is stupid.
I have had long term relationships that lasted a lot longer than many a marriage. The only difference is we broke up on our terms not the governments' terms.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:01 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Hey Rumps, please share with us how much you pay for your divorce. I've always wondered how much it costs guys to get divorced.

I stand to lose $275k in assets.

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Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:24 am

Rooster wrote:I always find it strange that those who haven’t experienced a happy marriage assume that it isn’t possible, thus is “the dumbest contract ever.”

More Americans are unmarried than married for the first time in generations.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:24 am

Go Coogs' wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Hey Rumps, please share with us how much you pay for your divorce. I've always wondered how much it costs guys to get divorced.

I stand to lose $275k in assets.

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Damn, sorry to hear that.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:33 pm

No Longer Care...Hire a good lawyer and move the fuck on...Sucks regardless...

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:05 pm

Look on the bright side, you're not McGoober.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:29 am

smackaholic wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Apparently making love to the same woman that you actually care about, on a regular basis, is over rated. I suspect it basically comes down to the fact that no one ever came back for seconds of midget cahk.

I pity him.
Making love? What is this, 1950?

When's the last time your wife blew you?
Last night.

Hasn't always been a regular thing over 27 years, but the last few months she realized she enjoyed giving/getting head. Been pretty much playing porn star as of late.

Life is good.

You do realize that you are now Screwys new jerk fantasy with your porn star blow job allegations?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:22 pm

What is the problem with Pornstars?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:17 am

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Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:15 pm

Well, I’m done groveling and begging and telling her it’s all my fault. Need to get my dignity back, so I kicked her to the curb last night. Told her if she wants a divorce and feels convicted in needing to meet someone else and see if she still loves me, then she doesn’t also get to enjoy the fruits of our newly rebuilt home.

She honestly thought we could stay in the house and live in separate rooms and be separated. Not gonna happen.

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Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:27 pm

No wonder she left you. You are an asshole. I had a friend whose husband tried that once, I called the cops and he ended up getting kicked out.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:32 pm

Moving Sale wrote:No wonder she left you. You are an asshole. I had a friend whose husband tried that once, I called the cops and he ended up getting kicked out.

So you got your friend kicked out of his house. Some friend you are. But sounds about right for you.

Props to you Coogs. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wouldn’t stand for that same shit if you told her you needed to meet someone else to see if you still loved her.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:10 pm

Learn to read. My friend is the female.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:11 pm

Left Seater wrote:
Props to you Coogs. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wouldn’t stand for that same shit if you told her you needed to meet someone else to see if you still loved her.

Legal advise from a (shitty) pilot.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:38 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Legal advise from a (shitty) pilot.

I know I’m not legally allowed to do what I did, but her solution to being separated for some time was a dumb one. Think how emotionally and psychologically screwed up it would be when we’re both staying in the house and one of us doesn’t come home one night? I can’t go through that...no way in hell am I going to allow myself to be put through that kind of torcher if I’m on the receiving end of it.

I figure if she wants to see what’s out there and give up on 14 years of marriage and 19 years of being together, then that comes at a cost. She can do her bachelorette thing somewhere else. Of course, I’m going to have to help her with rent since she can’t live here. I realize that.

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BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:43 pm

Props to Coogs for avoiding this.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:56 pm

As long as you understand it's probably not what your atty would advise.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:02 pm

Go Coogs' wrote: She can do her bachelorette thing somewhere else. Of course, I’m going to have to help her with rent since she can’t live here. I realize that.

Tell bitch to get the fuck out and support herself on her own. She wants to have it all and you can pay for it. Then when she is tired of trying to "find herself", also know as fucking every swinging dick around then coming back to you with buckets of jizz running out of her well worn snatch because she can't support herself, and the cycle will start all over again, and you will take her back.

Kick her out, put the house up for sale, give her half of everything and start over, because that is how it is going to end anyway. Save yourself a lot of money and grief.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:20 pm

I’m no monster. Call me stupid, but I still do love the woman. No one else has been able to wrangle my heart they she does.

It’s been a tough go of it these last 11 days. But it’s easier now that I don’t have to see her in the mornings and evenings. Much easier.

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Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:42 pm

Left Seater wrote:Props to you Coogs. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wouldn’t stand for that same shit if you told her you needed to meet someone else to see if you still loved her.

x2

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:36 pm

torcher is a bitch