HAPPY MAY DAY!

[Mikey]

Four days until Cinco de Mayo
Five days until Willie Mays’s birthday
Seven days until I become Medicare eligible (and my sainted mother’s birthday)

[EAP]

Four days until Cinco de Mayo
Five days until Willie Mays’s birthday
Seven days until I become Medicare eligible (and my sainted mother’s birthday)

if I was in your exact same position?
I'd plan a big celebration at Bern's Steakhouse in Tampa, Florida.
Opened in 1956, they feature award winning "dry aged" steaks, and the largest wine vault east of the Mississippi.
After dinner, you'll be ushered to their Internationally famous "dessert room" to enjoy the finest
Most luscious delicate pastries that would make french chef's pea green with envy.
As you enjoy the finest Cuban cigars and King Louis XIII de Remy Martin cognac.

Afterwards, head on over to Mons Venus for an experience you'll never forget. The private VIP quarters once shared by Hillary, Putin, Trump and Pelosi.
Obama was rumored to have been there as well. But not with the aforementioned. He showed up with the honorable Louis farrakhan, Dennis Rodman and some unnamed black panther types.

Anyhow, enjoy yourself.

[Mikey]

Four days until Cinco de Mayo
Five days until Willie Mays’s birthday
Seven days until I become Medicare eligible (and my sainted mother’s birthday)

if I was in your exact same position?
I'd plan a big celebration at Bern's Steakhouse in Tampa, Florida.
Opened in 1956, they feature award winning "dry aged" steaks, and the largest wine vault east of the Mississippi.
After dinner, you'll be ushered to their Internationally famous "dessert room" to enjoy the finest
Most luscious delicate pastries that would make french chef's pea green with envy.
As you enjoy the finest Cuban cigars and King Louis XIII de Remy Martin cognac.

Afterwards, head on over to Mons Venus for an experience you'll never forget. The private VIP quarters once shared by Hillary, Putin, Trump and Pelosi.
Obama was rumored to have been there as well. But not with the aforementioned. He showed up with the honorable Louis farrakhan, Dennis Rodman and some unnamed black panther types.

Anyhow, enjoy yourself.

Thanks, but there's not much chance of heading to Florida.

I'll probably just grill up some NY strips, make a Caesar salad, open a bottle of good red and hang out around the pool at Chez MIkey.

[EAP]

Four days until Cinco de Mayo
Five days until Willie Mays’s birthday
Seven days until I become Medicare eligible (and my sainted mother’s birthday)

if I was in your exact same position?
I'd plan a big celebration at Bern's Steakhouse in Tampa, Florida.
Opened in 1956, they feature award winning "dry aged" steaks, and the largest wine vault east of the Mississippi.
After dinner, you'll be ushered to their Internationally famous "dessert room" to enjoy the finest
Most luscious delicate pastries that would make french chef's pea green with envy.
As you enjoy the finest Cuban cigars and King Louis XIII de Remy Martin cognac.

Afterwards, head on over to Mons Venus for an experience you'll never forget. The private VIP quarters once shared by Hillary, Putin, Trump and Pelosi.
Obama was rumored to have been there as well. But not with the aforementioned. He showed up with the honorable Louis farrakhan, Dennis Rodman and some unnamed black panther types.

Anyhow, enjoy yourself.

Thanks, but there's not much chance of heading to Florida.

I'll probably just grill up some NY strips, make a Caesar salad, open a bottle of good red and hang out around the pool at Chez MIkey.

Holy fuck!
For a minute there, your crib reminded me of the oasis that was the playboy mansion while Hef was alive.
I think Hef's iconic mansion should be turned into an historic building, a museum of decadence and debauchery if you will. If they don't do something quickly, it will end up looking like the "Munsters crib" on 1313 mockingbird lane for christ's sakes.
But I digress....
You're missing out on a truly memorable experience down in Tampa.

[Screw_Michigan]

Wow - the midget sets new ground by melting down at 2 year old posts.

Fantastic!

Gave me a good chance to revisit this gem of yours

Screwy - you're late on paying your dome rent. I went up. $4k per month now.

If Screwball is paying rent, that would indicate he was residing in your dome. Not the other way around. Is there anything you're not capable of fucking up?

[Kierland]

Swing and a miss. I was actually pretty liberal and certainly on Team D up thru college. My grandparents voted Southern Democrat for most of their life. Same for my mom. But the old southern democrats were shown the door in the modern Team D and found a home with the GOP.

But so glad you thought of me and brought up a long dead thread.

Old dead thread? So now there are rules in talking about the past? Nazi.
As for why you are a POS. That is exactly what I said. I did not say it happened overnight. Yeah it took time, you have always been kinda slow, but you went from a decent party (Dems decades ago) to a shit party and you didn’t even care because all you care about is yourself.

So what if granny got hit by a DUI driver and lost a lot of her money to lost wages and med bills (no Medicare in your world remember) and oh let’s say the DUI driver had a good atty and she really didn’t get much out of it and she is hungry. Let her starve?

[Kierland]

This is your day, comrades. Not shutyomouth's, not Duhhron's, not Rooster's and not Left Behinder's day. Your day.

Enjoy it!

Oh..no you are quite wrong. This is the day we wait all year for. It is called fuck an anarchist protestor liberal in the face with bear spray. Then get up so we can bitch slap with you a billy club.

Spray baby Spray. Good facist.

[Left Seater]

As for why you are a POS. That is exactly what I said. I did not say it happened overnight. Yeah it took time, you have always been kinda slow, but you went from a decent party (Dems decades ago) to a shit party and you didn’t even care because all you care about is yourself.

So what if granny got hit by a DUI driver and lost a lot of her money to lost wages and med bills (no Medicare in your world remember) and oh let’s say the DUI driver had a good atty and she really didn’t get much out of it and she is hungry. Let her starve?

Lots of strawmen here. Get off you high horse, you aren't any better than anyone else here.

Let's start with you pointing out a single place where I said Medicare should be abolished for the elderly.

And if you want to play in a make believe world, go right ahead. As for those of us in the real world, it is our responsibility to take care of family. My wife and I purchased a condo in San Antonio for my in-laws. We pay the mortgage, they pay the bills and taxes. At some point we may take that over as well. We already pay their cell phones, and a few other items. If they were to need cash for food, we would certainly provide that. I certainly wouldn't expect you or Screwy or 88 or Diego or anyone else to have to take care of them.