One of my favorite local bar owners passed away

[Goober McTuber]

Broken again. You have no words. Your surrender is duly noted.

P.S. You fucked that up. You usually put you stupid photos in Goober quotes. This is you asking for it to stop.

[Goober McTuber]

Now you speak for the whole board, Meltie?

Would you like a tissue?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Would you like a tissue?

"Please...allow me..."

Sincerely, Diego

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

C'mon...I've had that one collecting dust on the shelf forever....jeeeezzzz...

[Goober McTuber]

Oh, now that’s cute. When I use an emoticon from my phone, it gives a description![PILE OF POO]

You've got a Papa Willie emoticon on your phone?

[Joe in PB]

Would you like a tissue?

"Please...allow me..."

I don't think Goobs has been around since this was posted. He's probably trying to get one on Amazon Prime before their server crashes again......

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[Goober McTuber]

Hey dumbfuck in PB, I've spent a lot more time on this board than you have. You'll be hard-pressed to find much I haven't seen. If I had actually wanted one of those stupid things, I could have had one by now. Why tissue coming out of a baby's mouth would be funny, I have no idea. Maybe you could EXPLAIN it.

Meltspray is pretty messed up for mid-afternoon.

[Mikey]

Hey dumbfuck in PB, I've spent a lot more time on this board than you have. You'll be hard-pressed to find much I haven't seen. If I had actually wanted one of those stupid things, I could have had one by now. Why tissue coming out of a baby's mouth would be funny, I have no idea. Maybe you could EXPLAIN it.

Meltspray is pretty messed up for mid-afternoon.

Blow in PB bought one and pretends that it's Trumps grill when he...uh...never mind.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Mikey]

[Goober McTuber]

Meltspray is pretty messed up for mid-afternoon.

Obviously, semen

Thanks for the explanation.

[Goober McTuber]

Obviously, semen

Thanks for the explanation.

I’m just sorry I'm such a fucking mess. [WEARY FACE]

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Sad.

Not really.

[Goober McTuber]

How often did you and your dead buddy fuck, Boobs?


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Hi Meltie,

Sorry about the incessant ass-beating you've been subjected to the past couple days from multiple posters in numerous threads. Hopefully, things will start looking up (probably not).

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Goober McTuber]

Quit trying so hard, Marty. Meltspray will be more than happy to hook up with you.

[Joe in PB]

Hey dumbfuck in PB, I've spent a lot more time on this board than you have. You'll be hard-pressed to find much I haven't seen. If I had actually wanted one of those stupid things, I could have had one by now.

We know, the boartd pervert and plastic dolls seems like a match made in Madison. Just beware not all dolls are created equal.

[Goober McTuber]

Just beware not all dolls are created equal.

Just so long as your happy with yours.

[Goober McTuber]

Can you read? I didn't choose it. That's Joe's doll.

[Joe in PB]

I don't accept gifts from this board, so you can hold onto your nooner Goobs.

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