Commercial Crabbing

[BSmack]

It kind of goes along with the rest of the gibberish that he has been posting in this thread.

I'm convinced he just dumps out a tin of tuna across the keyboard, then lets his cat walk across it.

His cat must be really into white flags and balck cock.

[Kierland]

So, you have fantasies about me being female, Derron being shorter than you, and you being intelligent.

You are one truly fucked up individual.

Two white flags in a row. Good job girl.

Pumpkins
Sand in soil
Ray Charles birth
100% humidity causing fog
And yet he knows ALL of human history. What a tard.

At 6’3” aren’t you like circus freak tall for a girl?

[Kierland]

It kind of goes along with the rest of the gibberish that he has been posting in this thread.

I'm convinced he just dumps out a tin of tuna across the keyboard, then lets his cat walk across it.

His cat must be really into white flags and balck cock.

You people real are idiots.

[smackaholic]

You people real are idiots.

sig worthy....almost.

[Kierland]

Auto correct smack. Good job. The day you stupid fucks are worth a proof read is the day you have an IQ above 60.

[Rooster]

I have a brain.

That is clearly up for debate.

[Smackie Chan]

I have a brain

So do birds & reptiles, but similarly, they're really not that impressive.

[Smackie Chan]

Like the monkey flinging his fecal load
I have a brain, I have a brain.
Like the homo gobblin’ on my choad
I have a brain, I have a brain.
And I boast about it like the Donald did
But my smack is weak, like a first grade kid.
Takin’ the Hershey highway, must admit that I’m gay
Giving some head til jizz gets spewed in my eye.

About my partner’s gender I can’t lie
He’s got a dong, he’s got a dong.
When he’s in balls-deep it makes me cry
He’s got a dong, he’s got a dong.
And when he cums it makes me scream out loud
He splatters my tramp stamp, and I wear it proud.
Takin’ the Hershey highway, must admit that I’m gay
Giving some head til jizz gets spewed in my eye.

And I'm all of five foot three.

Like the queer I am and I'll always be
I've got a dream, to lift and steam.
KC Scott ain’t got nothin’ on me
I've got a dream, to lift and steam.
Oh, I would buttfuck you if you'd want me to
Up that brown dirt byway, I'll push your poo.
Takin’ the Hershey highway, must admit that I’m gay
Giving some head til jizz is spewed in my eye.
Takin’ the Hershey highway, must admit that I’m gay
Giving some head til jizz is spewed in my eye.

[Carson]

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Like the monkey flinging his fecal load
I have a brain, I have a brain.
Like the homo gobblin’ on my choad
I have a brain, I have a brain.
And I boast about it like the Donald did
But my smack is weak, like a first grade kid.
Takin’ the Hershey highway, must admit that I’m gay
Giving some head til jizz gets spewed in my eye.

About my partner’s gender I can’t lie
He’s got a dong, he’s got a dong.
When he’s in balls-deep it makes me cry
He’s got a dong, he’s got a dong.
And when he cums it makes me scream out loud
He splatters my tramp stamp, and I wear it proud.
Takin’ the Hershey highway, must admit that I’m gay
Giving some head til jizz gets spewed in my eye.

And I'm all of five foot three.

Like the queer I am and I'll always be
I've got a dream, to lift and steam.
KC Scott ain’t got nothin’ on me
I've got a dream, to lift and steam.
Oh, I would buttfuck you if you'd want me to
Up that brown dirt byway, I'll push your poo.
Takin’ the Hershey highway, must admit that I’m gay
Giving some head til jizz is spewed in my eye.
Takin’ the Hershey highway, must admit that I’m gay
Giving some head til jizz is spewed in my eye.

[Dinsdale]

Took me a few lines to get the tune (one of my favorite artists).

Giant ball of awesome.

[Mikey]

Took me a few lines to get the tune (one of my favorite artists).

Giant ball of awesome.

Second.

His son is playing a gig locally on Sunday. Hear he's definitely worth seeing and was thinking about going, but just don't have the time.

[Kierland]

Glad to see you brought out a 50 cal... for why again?

You people slay me.

[Derron]

Glad to see you brought out a 50 cal... for why again?

You people slay me.

Says the subject of Smackies ditty and the dude who had his fudge packed pretty bad in this thread.

[atmdad]

Took me a few lines to get the tune (one of my favorite artists).

Giant ball of awesome.

Second.

His son is playing a gig locally on Sunday. Hear he's definitely worth seeing and was thinking about going, but just don't have the time.

Thanks for the tip, just bought a pair of tickets.

[Mikey]

Should be a good show.

Have you ever been to the venue? It's a pretty nice concert hall. I've seen several shows there - Keb Mo', Alison Krauss & Union Station, Bela Fleck a couple of times. Maybe others that my addled brain can't remember.

[atmdad]

Never been to a show inside. Have been to a few of the freebie Saturday afternoon shows they have out in the park. The pic on the website looks pretty cool and small, 400 seat capacity or something like that. Got a pair of tixs front row of mezzanine level, only seats on the floor were all in the back.