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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 5:31 pm Speak in Holly's voice.

Let's not.

https://youtu.be/xwzGeYthL2M/youtube]

EAP wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:02 pm

Is that Margot Robbie? And why was Jonah Hill jerking off?

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:36 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:02 pm

Is that Margot Robbie? And why was Jonah Hill jerking off?

Yes, Margot Robbie. You've heard of her?

And the answer to your second question is because he's on quaaludes and not a fag

Any more silly questions?

EAP wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:05 pm Any more silly questions?

I'm sure you're working on a few right now...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:10 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:05 pm Any more silly questions?

I'm sure you're working on a few right now...

Touche' rabbi.
Oh, btw, he wasn't on quaaludes in that scene.

EAP wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:05 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:36 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:02 pm

Is that Margot Robbie? And why was Jonah Hill jerking off?

Yes, Margot Robbie. You've heard of her?

And the answer to your second question is because he's on quaaludes and not a fag

Any more silly questions?

In the story, why is Jonah jerking off?

Margot is the mudshark who fucked Will Smith during filming of Focus in order to acquire relevancy in Hollywood. I didn't recognize her body, I recognized her accent, the Harley Quinn voice.

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:28 pm ...Will Smith...

Will Smith is a fruit and a member of a comet-chasing cult. Do you understand what Hollywood does to young, black boys entering show biz?

Buttsys bestest friend(s)

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 4:35 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:23 am

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:21 am I was hoping you could do a little better this time.

Why?

Everybody deserves a second chance;

Stanley is far beyond his second chance.

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:28 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:05 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:36 pm

Is that Margot Robbie? And why was Jonah Hill jerking off?

Yes, Margot Robbie. You've heard of her?

And the answer to your second question is because he's on quaaludes and not a fag

Any more silly questions?

In the story, why is Jonah jerking off?

Margot is the mudshark who fucked Will Smith during filming of Focus in order to acquire relevancy in Hollywood. I didn't recognize her body, I recognized her accent, the Harley Quinn voice.

Why do you care ?
Scorsese films are known to be quirky sometimes. Edgy.
In the scene, Margot walks in looking like a Goddess, so jonah's dick gets hard and he whips it out and starts beating ferociously.
Then his wife starts beating him over the head for being so uncouth and sleazy.
Margot does an authentic Brooklyn accent. She's Australian.

EAP wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:44 am
Why do you care ?
Scorsese films are known to be quirky sometimes. Edgy.
In the scene, Margot walks in looking like a Goddess, so jonah's dick gets hard and he whips it out and starts beating ferociously.
Then his wife starts beating him over the head for being so uncouth and sleazy.
Margot does an authentic Brooklyn accent. She's Australian.

Why do I care? You've been here 20 years. EHFAR is a scientific principle, not a catchphrase. Scorsese isn't Kubrick, but he's top ten or twenty (the list gets contentious depending on era and output).

That party scene was crawling with hot babes. Margot's man wanted to bail. Why give him a reason to, by acting like a chimpanzee?

Didn't know she was Aussie. She still fucked her way to relevancy.

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:18 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:44 am
Why do you care ?
Scorsese films are known to be quirky sometimes. Edgy.
In the scene, Margot walks in looking like a Goddess, so jonah's dick gets hard and he whips it out and starts beating ferociously.
Then his wife starts beating him over the head for being so uncouth and sleazy.
Margot does an authentic Brooklyn accent. She's Australian.

Why do I care? You've been here 20 years. EHFAR is a scientific principle, not a catchphrase. Scorsese isn't Kubrick, but he's top ten or twenty (the list gets contentious depending on era and output).

That party scene was crawling with hot babes. Margot's man wanted to bail. Why give him a reason to, by acting like a chimpanzee?

Didn't know she was Aussie. She still fucked her way to relevancy.

Ok.
The scene was introducing us to a true goddess. In a party full of drugs and hot babes, the director clearly wanted to make a crystal clear point. This absolutely stunning woman was going to be with Leo come hell or high water.

She's light years better than any whore at that party, as illustrated by jonah's big fat 13 inches on full display.
Scorsese is a master, few if any director alive today could pull off a scene like that and not take serious flak from the "me too" or any other left wing snowflake activist group.

I'm surprised Gloria Allred hasn't organized a class action suit on behalf of any woman who may have been offended at the sight of jonah's massive juicy schlong.
Allred is the reason why so many distrust lawyers.
Remember when she found women who were allegedly raped and molested by trump? She's a crook-nose ambulance chasing filthy whore.

The point being is that you totally missed the flow here.
It's a brilliant biopic on that era of wall st. Excess, which Scorsese captured perfectly like he always does.

EAP wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:49 pmjonah's big fat 13 inches on full display.
...
the sight of jonah's massive juicy schlong.

We understand. You're a fan of man meat. No one's surprised.

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:05 am

EAP wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:49 pmjonah's big fat 13 inches on full display.
...
the sight of jonah's massive juicy schlong.

We understand. You're a fan of man meat. No one's surprised.

Talking about it is clearly not the same thing as shoving it down your throat.

EAP wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:12 am

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:05 am

EAP wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:49 pmjonah's big fat 13 inches on full display.
...
the sight of jonah's massive juicy schlong.

We understand. You're a fan of man meat. No one's surprised.

Talking about it is clearly not the same thing as shoving it down your throat.

But describing it using the same terminology for a delectable ribeye pretty much tells us the throat action is on your mind. Don't sweat it, though. We're not judging you, as long as the shoving isn't on full display.

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:21 am We're not judging you, as long as the shoving isn't on full display.

Are you making an allowance for tasteful displays of eroticism?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:26 am

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:21 am We're not judging you, as long as the shoving isn't on full display.

Are you making an allowance for tasteful displays of eroticism?

It's all good as long as it's part of the "shtick".

Lots of mentally unstable funny men got lost in the "shtick".

These were uneven keeled gentlemen who could make you laugh by just entering a room.

Lenny Bruce, chris Farley,
John Belushi, sam kinison, robin Williams, etc....funny guys who just wanted to make you laugh to mask their own inner torture.

So just because you imagine being throat fucked by dice clay?
Just remember, it's all part of the shtick.

EAP wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:09 pm Lenny Bruce, chris Farley,
John Belushi, sam kinison, robin Williams, etc....

Andy Kaufman

What's the frequency, Stanley? Stanley? What's the frequency?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:26 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:09 pm Lenny Bruce, chris Farley,
John Belushi, sam kinison, robin Williams, etc....

Andy Kaufman

Oh, how could I possibly forget that genius!
His elvis impressions were very good. He'd do a bunch of impressions first, but always with Latka's voice.
Then he'd announce he'd do elvis Presley next, and BAMM! It was a FULL ON impersonation!
Right down to the glass of used gatorade!!!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:27 pm What's the frequency, Stanley? Stanley? What's the frequency?

1400 GHz

https://youtu.be/9kpBzUQHYtM [/youtube]

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:05 am

EAP wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:49 pmjonah's big fat 13 inches on full display.
...
the sight of jonah's massive juicy schlong.

We understand. You're a fan of man meat. No one's surprised.

He is a fan of Long Dong Silver.

https://youtu.be/ppttxQoc74Q [/youtube]

Slap wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:56 pm

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:05 am

EAP wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:49 pmjonah's big fat 13 inches on full display.
...
the sight of jonah's massive juicy schlong.

We understand. You're a fan of man meat. No one's surprised.

He is a fan of Long Dong Silver.

Rae Dawn Chong.
Or how bout william Howard Taft?

EAP wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:49 pmNothing.
It's a new F150 under full warranty.
Turns out it had a bum battery from the factory.
There putting in a brand new one at no cost to me.
Shouldn't of had 3 doughnuts though.

Turns out? You can't diagnose a battery? For fuck's sake.

It's time to Make Men Great Again.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:01 am

EAP wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:49 pmNothing.
It's a new F150 under full warranty.
Turns out it had a bum battery from the factory.
There putting in a brand new one at no cost to me.
Shouldn't of had 3 doughnuts though.

Turns out? You can't diagnose a battery? For fuck's sake.

It's time to Make Men Great Again.

Dude, you'd be very surprised at what I can diagnose.

EAP wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:30 am Dude

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:01 am

EAP wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:49 pmNothing.
It's a new F150 under full warranty.
Turns out it had a bum battery from the factory.
There putting in a brand new one at no cost to me.
Shouldn't of had 3 doughnuts though.

Turns out? You can't diagnose a battery? For fuck's sake.

It's time to Make Men Great Again.

EAP says he's elderly. I forgot about that. Would you want your 90 year old Dad messing around under the hood?

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 2:30 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:01 am

EAP wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:49 pmNothing.
It's a new F150 under full warranty.
Turns out it had a bum battery from the factory.
There putting in a brand new one at no cost to me.
Shouldn't of had 3 doughnuts though.

Turns out? You can't diagnose a battery? For fuck's sake.

It's time to Make Men Great Again.

EAP says he's elderly. I forgot about that. Would you want your 90 year old Dad messing around under the hood?

I've messed under more hoods than you could ever dream of messing under.

I don't like messing around under hoods because, once one issue is fixed, another presents itself -- and I don't think like an engineer. A trustworthy mechanic truly is (to steal a phrase) a pearl of great price.

When the warranty ends, will you keep it, or is it a throwaway truck?

Roach wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:52 pm So EAP posts a video of a guys dick.

Ok. Pretty much settles his diagnosis.

I just see Kaufman, and the Johnnys Carson and Cash. What happened?

Roach wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:52 pm So EAP posts a video of a guys dick.

Ok. Pretty much settles his diagnosis.

How has this thread not been shitcanned yet?

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:04 pm

Roach wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:52 pm So EAP posts a video of a guys dick.

Ok. Pretty much settles his diagnosis.

I just see Kaufman, and the Johnnys Carson and Cash. What happened?

https://youtu.be/8H9T7427EbI [/youtube]

If that doesn't raise the hair on your neck and balls, you're clinically dead.