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Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 7:55 pm First you need to learn how to post a video.

Well.
I pasted the url between the two
^
SO what's my major malfunction?

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 7:55 pm First you need to learn how to post a video.

Ya gotta admit though.
That comfortably numb live at Pompeii 2016. Is almost as good as sex.

EAP wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:07 pm SO what's my major malfunction?

You're trying too hard to establish this character as the guy that can't post YouTube videos...

Inorganic.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:41 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:07 pm SO what's my major malfunction?

You're trying too hard to establish this character as the guy that can't post YouTube videos...

Inorganic.

I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting it correct.

EAP wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:00 pm I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting it correct.

My writer's workshop starts in February. I don't see your name on the list, but I'll see if I can fast-track you.

BTW, you're making remarkable progress...I can see a natural talent in you.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

EAP wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:41 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:07 pm SO what's my major malfunction?

You're trying too hard to establish this character as the guy that can't post YouTube videos...

Inorganic.

I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting it correct.

You don’t paste the entire URL. Just the part after the = sign.


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smackaholic wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:24 pm
You don’t paste the entire URL. Just the part after the = sign.

Stan is coy. You, on the other hand, are an imbecile.

Papa Willie wrote:

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:44 am

The badassery going on in that song is really too much to even discuss.

It is, without question, a serious display of talent, I’m just not feeling it.

All that needs is Steve Vai.

Then they’d have a world class guitar player that sounds like shit, to my ear.


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smackaholic wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:24 pm

EAP wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:41 pm

You're trying too hard to establish this character as the guy that can't post YouTube videos...

Inorganic.

I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting it correct.

You don’t paste the entire URL. Just the part after the = sign.


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What = sign?
When I'm at the video, I press share, then copy. Then I go back to my post, and paste the url between these ] [
But there's no = sign.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:11 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:00 pm I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting it correct.

My writer's workshop starts in February. I don't see your name on the list, but I'll see if I can fast-track you.

BTW, you're making remarkable progress...I can see a natural talent in you.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

Any hot babes signed up for the workshop yet???

EAP wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 4:39 am What = sign?
When I'm at the video, I press share, then copy. Then I go back to my post, and paste the url between these ] [
But there's no = sign.

How you have not accidentally killed yourself is some spectacular fashion like self castration or sexual strangulation is beyond me.

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:04 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 4:39 am What = sign?
When I'm at the video, I press share, then copy. Then I go back to my post, and paste the url between these ] [
But there's no = sign.

How you have not accidentally killed yourself is some spectacular fashion like self castration or sexual strangulation is beyond me.

Castration? What's your obsession with all things penis?

EAP wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:19 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:04 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 4:39 am What = sign?
When I'm at the video, I press share, then copy. Then I go back to my post, and paste the url between these ] [
But there's no = sign.

How you have not accidentally killed yourself is some spectacular fashion like self castration or sexual strangulation is beyond me.

Castration? What's your obsession with all things penis?

... again, this is either genius or a complete lack of self awareness. Because EAP is a character troll, whoever is writing is very much aware of what they're writing. Not like the troll played by LTL2 who was the Muslim suicide bomber during the Baghdad Bob days. More like Vogel, or the kid who worked at the pizza place with the violent outbursts.

Like that.

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:40 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:19 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:04 pm

How you have not accidentally killed yourself is some spectacular fashion like self castration or sexual strangulation is beyond me.

Castration? What's your obsession with all things penis?

... again, this is either genius or a complete lack of self awareness. Because EAP is a character troll, whoever is writing is very much aware of what they're writing. Not like the troll played by LTL2 who was the Muslim suicide bomber during the Baghdad Bob days. More like Vogel, or the kid who worked at the pizza place with the violent outbursts.

Like that.

You had a suicide bomber on this board? Why weren't the authorities notified?

EAP wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 4:31 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:40 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:19 pm

Castration? What's your obsession with all things penis?

... again, this is either genius or a complete lack of self awareness. Because EAP is a character troll, whoever is writing is very much aware of what they're writing. Not like the troll played by LTL2 who was the Muslim suicide bomber during the Baghdad Bob days. More like Vogel, or the kid who worked at the pizza place with the violent outbursts.

Like that.

You had a suicide bomber on this board? Why weren't the authorities notified?

This is why you and I are alike, not our politics. It's fascinating.

No, there wasn't really a suicide bomber. Longtime Listener2? had a character troll, a Muslim suicide bomber who fucked up more than he succeeded. Very absurd theatre, during a very tense time. You've been here 20 years, you'll know the troll and the handler better than I.

When was the last time LTL was here?

Maybe he actually did die.

smackaholic wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:02 am When was the last time LTL was here?

Maybe he actually did die.

Who?

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:08 am Who?

LTL2 pulled off one of the great troll jobs in SC3 history. I don't even remember the details -- something about being terminally ill, so he was going to off himself, or some shit... that was a long time ago.

He posted on this board in the early days. No idea what happened to him. I'd look it up, but I don't know (remember?) his name -- he lived near me, and I seem to remember his dad lived down the street from me. And we knew a bunch of the same people.

smackaholic wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:02 am When was the last time LTL was here?

Maybe he actually did die.

This board is a nice representation of life
Members are born, they die, we experience disease, mental anguish, herpes, eczema, scabies, We go bankrupt, we hit the jackpot.
Some of us got hooked on heroin, then came methadone.
Drunkards, fairies, men of the cloth.
Lawyers and cops, intellectuals and low IQ cocksuckers.
Here, we're all family.
The board family.
You don't get to pick your family.
So this Thanksgiving, be grateful for every troll on here
Cheers to each and every one of you!

Dinsdale wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:13 am

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:08 am Who?

LTL2 pulled off one of the great troll jobs in SC3 history. I don't even remember the details -- something about being terminally ill, so he was going to off himself, or some shit... that was a long time ago.

He posted on this board in the early days. No idea what happened to him. I'd look it up, but I don't know (remember?) his name -- he lived near me, and I seem to remember his dad lived down the street from me. And we knew a bunch of the same people.

It was the Mona Lisa of troll jobs.

He had every last one of us pretty much crying. It was a thing of beauty.

And the son of a bitch turned every one here into non-believing cold assholes when it comes to the subject of people claiming terminal illness.

Had to be at least 15 years ago. It wasn't quite SCIII old, but I am fairly certain it predated this rendition of SCIII spinoffs.

As I recall, he did pop in and out after that for a few years, with diminishing regularity. I don't think he's been here in 10 years.

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:39 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:19 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:04 pm

How you have not accidentally killed yourself is some spectacular fashion like self castration or sexual strangulation is beyond me.

Castration? What's your obsession with all things penis?

White male liberals are like that...

You are spot on accurate sir.
They tend to bow before the alter of cock. It's the bane of their existence for christ's sake!

Screw_MIchigan wrote:killed yourself is some spectacular fashion like self castration or sexual strangulation

It would be good if a rhinoceros fucked him to death.

Slap wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:01 am ...if a rhinoceros fucked him to death.

Indian or Sumatran?

Slap wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:01 am

Screw_MIchigan wrote:killed yourself is some spectacular fashion like self castration or sexual strangulation

It would be good if a rhinoceros fucked him to death.

Rhino cock? Go big or go home?

EAP wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:26 am

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:39 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:19 pm

Castration? What's your obsession with all things penis?

White male liberals are like that...

You are spot on accurate sir.
They tend to bow before the alter of cock. It's the bane of their existence for christ's sake!

...

you are very strange.

You certainly are.

Nice Parker.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:03 pm Nice Parker.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:59 pm You certainly are.

Yeah, but EAP is intentionally larping. Is that worse or better?

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:17 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:59 pm You certainly are.

Yeah, but EAP is intentionally larping. Is that worse or better?

We're all here as a sweet escape from reality, ie....bullies, bills, nag wife or mistress, high blood pressure, hemorrhoids, std's rotten ungrateful kids, etc.....

Here, we can be a star!!! An intellectual like Dr. Alan Dershowitz, a stud like Bob Mitchum or chuck Norris,
Or maybe some of you want to be Doris day or DIVINE,
On this board, fantasy becomes crystal clear reality.

Let's be like a real dysfunctional family!!!

You're a Boomer. If the kids are ungrateful, spend that shit and leave the rest to your pet pom.

You have an eclectic list of avatars; they balance each other, acids and bases, even 'intellectual' and Dersh with the unspoken.

What is psychologically freeing about the skin of a gay Jew?