Cuda's Bruised Vagina (Cuda/EM deathmatch)

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:15 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
DrDetroit wrote:
Cuda wrote: Hello?

Fucking Rack! This is the shit I thought I signed up for back in January. Good luck boys, have fun with the plungering!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:18 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:Cuda, the way you keep marching down the same fucking tired Trail of Tears I'd swear you were part Cherokee.

You hoping to donate some blankets infected with Kancer?

quote]You bagging on Bobby42 about not having a sense of humor is like the blind leading the stupid. [/quote]
Cripple ramp around?

Sadly, you wouldn't know funny if it whipped it's gimongous penis out and left a punchline across the bridge of your nose.

But I'm guessing it would rouse your attention, eh.

Fucking spare me.

Sincerely,
St. Louis radio

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:19 pm

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:21 pm

1tnacU wrote:Nino Brown isn't talking to Doughboy about Benny Blanco wanting to kill his punk ass.

Excellent.

Rack Back Row, Middle for his jheri curled, mustached leather pants blast.

Cudes, you might want to give this thread some real attention or you might get beaten down fatal four way match style.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:23 pm

Rack Cudes. The man sacrificed his board rep just to get some good readin'. His plan worked 100%. Instead of complaining about the board, he did something about it. That being "complaining until he woke up you stupid fucks."

Rack my pedophile jokes. Chowd loves those.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:24 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Many mean things about EM.

Cage match?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:24 pm

What does Michael Jackson like most about 28 year olds?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:25 pm

That there are 20 of 'em.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:26 pm

HI-YO!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:27 pm

Don't stop till you get enough.

Variable · Post by **Variable** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:29 pm

What's the worst part about being a pedophile?

Having to walk out of the woods alone.

So wrong...

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:34 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
DrDetroit wrote:
Cuda wrote: Hello?

Most fucking excellent.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:35 pm

PrimeX wrote:Most fucking excellent.

Missed you today, SusieX. Fun was to be had.

elgrandepeehole · Post by **elgrandepeehole** » Thu May 26, 2005 9:36 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:

RACK the price is right pic.....

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu May 26, 2005 9:53 pm

PrimeX wrote:

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ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:00 am

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Always whining, lame vagina
Cuda’s rectum
Stretching out for plungers
Lots of room there
Cooter aims to please
Cryin' ‘bout the m0ds here
But he never leaves

EM owwwwns, Cuda’s dooome
On three boards, it is know
Bobby Four Two, is a bully
EM owwwwns, Cuda’s dooome

RTT’rs gather ‘round him
Cuda slurps on their ginormous ding-dongs
I've got to leave work, I'll finish when I'm home
Hey look I'm back now
And still in your dome

EM owwwwns, Cuda's dooome
On three boards, it is known
Getting T-RotS'd, typing meltdowns
EM owns, Cuda's dome

I'll be right here
When at noon your ass is banished
Taking all your whining to a board far away
And piling up the racks I'll get the feelin’
That I'm glad I typed this yesterday, yesterday

EM owwwwns, Cuda's dooome
Here's my receipt, Who is Jim Rome?
Whine to shutyomouth, or maybe Gangbang
But I own, your fucking dome

EM owwwwns, Cuda’s dooome
On three boards, it is know
Bobby Four Two, is a bully
EM owwwwns, Cuda’s dooome
I'm drinking Scotch, now that I'm home
I hope my wife, wil suck my bone
EM owwwns, Cuda's dooome

Variable · Post by **Variable** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:21 am

^^^RACK!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:31 am

Cuda hangs out on EM's porch...

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:42 am

^^
A Sicilian message.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri May 27, 2005 3:14 am

Great read for between AA meetings.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:00 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Great read for between AA meetings.

I'm sure you're going to many of them.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri May 27, 2005 12:33 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Great read for between AA meetings.

Are you becoming a pilot?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri May 27, 2005 1:08 pm

America West probably dumped him.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri May 27, 2005 1:10 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:America West probably dumped him.

Too bad. I thought AP and America West had a good thing going. Maybe America West just didn't like him for who he truly was. Maybe America West was flying around with some other dude on the sly.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 27, 2005 1:24 pm

If Cuda had any semblance of dignity, he would have already capped himself. This is up there with some of the worst mismatches in history. You know, like Tyson v Spinks, US v Grenada, Vic Morrow vs the helicopter rotor...

Absolutely fuckin brutal.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri May 27, 2005 1:50 pm

Haven't seen a beating this bad since Poland, 1939.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri May 27, 2005 1:59 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:Cuda, the way you keep marching down the same fucking tired Trail of Tears I'd swear you were part Cherokee.

This single line makes the thread worthwhile read in and of itself, the rest is icing.....

brutal EM, just brutal

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:16 pm

choose:

elgrandepeehole · Post by **elgrandepeehole** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:45 pm

PSUFAN wrote:

Cuda hangs out on EM's porch...

Why does EM have a mini Darth Vader helmet hanging from a pole on his porch?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:45 pm

I vote that we ban Truck.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:45 pm

First they came for the 'tards
and I did not speak out
because I was not a 'tard.
Then they came for the spammers
and I did not speak out
because I was not a spammer.
Then they came for the whining homos
and I did not speak out
because I was not a whining homo.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.

Let him stay. At least he's not Badfish.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:49 pm

He let himself get run for the good of the people. Cudes went out on a limb and indirectly woke us up. That was his idear all along.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:51 pm

All these years, and some still haven't figured ol' Coods out yet.

Ponderous.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:58 pm

Yeah, Coods is an enema, wrapped in a douchbag, hidden in a diaper. A real puzzle. :roll:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 27, 2005 3:01 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:A real puzzle.

Like a Rubik's Cube, only without the challenge and intrigue?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri May 27, 2005 3:04 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
ElvisMonster wrote:A real puzzle.
Like a Rubik's Cube, only without the challenge and intrigue?

But a whole rainbow of colors. Just like the sticker on the back of Smackie's car.

Cudes only did what was good for the syndicate.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri May 27, 2005 3:08 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Cudes only did what was good for the syndicate.

By doing what was bad for the syndicate?

The Whistle Is Screaming · Fri May 27, 2005 3:08 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Just like the sticker on the back of Smackie's car.

As long as it's not a bike rack, cudes can handle it.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri May 27, 2005 3:47 pm

Am I supposed to Archive this thread now?

elgrandepeehole · Post by **elgrandepeehole** » Fri May 27, 2005 3:48 pm

PrimeX wrote:Am I supposed to Archive this thread now?

Paul's Trots it is...........