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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 1:40 am Falcock McDickwings - Cannibalized - February

I shudder to think what kind of sauce McDickwings get dipped into.

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:42 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 1:40 am Falcock McDickwings - Cannibalized - February

I shudder to think what kind of sauce McDickwings get dipped into.

Roux wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2024 12:00 pm Jimmy Carter, President, cancer, February

Any....minute... now...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:20 am

Holy fuck!

Anybody puts a tie on me when I’m at that point, I will KILL THEM!!!

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:20 am

Roux wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2024 12:00 pm Jimmy Carter, President, cancer, February

Any....minute... now...

He had stage 4. Cancer in 3 different areas over 12 years ago. They gave him an incredible drug "keytruda" which lifts the "cloak" that cancer uses to be effectively hidden from our immune system.
Once the "cloak" is gone, the body's immune system storms in and completely annihilates the cancer.

He should be cancer free.
This amazing drug should be as readily available as a yoohoo chocolate drink, not just for heads of state and VIP'S, but for the average. John Q. Public.

JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2024 11:34 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:20 am

Roux wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2024 12:00 pm Jimmy Carter, President, cancer, February

Any....minute... now...

He had stage 4. Cancer in 3 different areas over 12 years ago. They gave him an incredible drug "keytruda" which lifts the "cloak" that cancer uses to be effectively hidden from our immune system.
Once the "cloak" is gone, the body's immune system storms in and completely annihilates the cancer.

He should be cancer free.
This amazing drug should be as readily available as a yoohoo chocolate drink, not just for heads of state and VIP'S, but for the average. John Q. Public.

https://images.app.goo.gl/1Mz6W5zkBWD8VEDQ7

They ought to run Jimmy at the Democratic convention. He could beat Kamelatoe, and doesn't have Parkinson disease. Probably.

Breaking news.

Shelley Duvall dies at 75.

StrawMan wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2024 12:01 pm- Shannen Doherty - Actress; Cancer; July

StrawMan could win this thing with a single pick.

Carson wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2024 4:21 pm StrawMan could win this thing with a single pick.

Hold on a minute.

I posted the legendary 4 ft 10 in German woman Dr. Ruth Westheimer a couple days earlier. Dead at 96.
This short stout German wrote the book on COITUS.

Carson wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2024 4:21 pm StrawMan could win this thing with a single pick.

Not so fast, my friend. Roach is on the board:

Roach wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2024 2:59 pmWillie Mays, Fly catcher supreme, stroke, July

And so am I:

Roux wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2024 12:00 pmJonnie Irwin, television presenter and writer, cancer, June

Smiley Anders, newspaper columnist, emphysema, April

when does DP 25 come out.

Got a few good leads.

And no, I'm not taking Jimmah Carter. Dude is gonna live to at least 200. He was a stone cold lock.....in 2015. So much for that.

I will say that Jimmy is the best ex pres in history. He stayed the fukk outta politics and did a lot of good for Habitat for Humanity which is one of the best organizations out there. Rack him.

smackaholic wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2024 11:24 pm when does DP 25 come out.

Two days. Get your research done!

Folks, the season is winding down. There are a few potential points that could hit this year but with only 36 hours to go, I'm ready to announce our final tally and issue edits as necessary.

Your 2024 Death Pool Winner is perennial contender, ROUX!!! with 184 points.
Roux caught fire early this season, scoring his first points in February with the untimely death of Jonnie Irwin, a television and radio personality who caught the cancer and couldn't Jimmy Carter his way out of it. He scored again in May with Smiley Anders, narrowly missing the month of death but nailing the cause. Not content to sit on his heels and relax, Roux scored one last time with this year's Zsa Zsa, Jimmy Carter, who lived to an even 100 years and gave Roux no points for age, but bumped his bonus to 30 for three correct picks. Congrats, Roux, you finished the season with an impressive 184 points.


In Second Place, we have StrawMan!!! with 97 points.
StrawMan took some big swings at some young picks and he connected with one of them, actress Shannon Doherty. He nailed the cause and month of the 53 year old former hearthrob and netted a hefty 97 points on a single pick. Nicely done, StrawMan.


Rounding out this year's podium is The Seer!!! with 68 points.
I'm shocked as anyone that Maxine Waters didn't hit for you, Seer. You got the Hamas guy, Ismail Haniyeh, but there isn't an official cause of death. He might have died by missile attack, or hidden explosives, etc. Sufficient to say he died by "assassination" and most likely you were correct in your cause of death so I gave you those points. 68 points from that single pick.


Fourth place is board Boss and Youtube tag fixxer extraordinare, Roach!!! with 66 points
Roach took the approach of "Pick 'em old and wait for the Reaper." His two successful picks, Willie Mays and Quincy Jones were 93 and 91 years old. He scored a 10 point bonus for his two correct picks and totaled out with a respectable 66. If only Roach was this good at 3BB, he wouldn't be losing to yours truly.


Fifth place is our president of baseball operations here at T1B, Rollie Fingers with 18 points.
Whitey Herzog hit for Rollie! Didn't die from a heart attack, unfortunatey. You netted 18 for this season.


In Sixth place is legendary troll, Peter Duncan with 16 points.
Filling his field with nonagenarians should have been a solid lock for a big year but Peter only got one decrepit old fart, Bob Newhart, across the finish line. To add insult to injury, the coroner declared the cause of death, "a series of short illnesses," screwing Peter out of the cause of death. Pete finished the year with 16 points. The good news is the other four picks on his board are still available. I see vultures circling already.


The also-rans include Diego in Seattle, dtownmike, Donnie Baker, HPG, Jacque Custodian, Meat Head, Carson, Rootbeer, Capt. Sig, and free penis.

Thanks for playing, gang.

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 10:40 pm• Contest Ends 12/31/2024 at midnight

It is late in the 4th quarter and yes I have the lead.

But the final buzzer has not gone off, and there's still time for an onside kick with a hail Mary pass.

Team Roux isn't celebrating yet.

Gonna give myself a little credit for very nearly nailing this pick. That is all. Congrats, Roo.

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2024 12:15 pm Donald J Trump (insurrectionismzist) - September - Assasination

Nice job, Roux!

RACQUET

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2024 12:15 pm Donald J Trump (insurrectionismzist) - September - Assasination

And you even got the month correct.

Alright, it's official.

Roux is our champion!

Thanks for running this, HPG.

Congrats Roux

Thanks HPG

Good times