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Re: BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 11:41 pm
by Meat Head
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 11:21 pm
Meat Head wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 10:54 pm
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 10:39 pm
Hungus bet, President trump vs. Low IQ harris?
The only chance democrat has is drafting Mitt. He just might accept it. But Trump would roll over him too.
You & Aaron Sorkin are fucking idiots...
Do you have any suggestions on who might succeed in running against Trump? Don't say Kameltoe, that would destroy any crediblity you might have.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 11:47 pm
by L45B
M2, another fellow Joe / Joe’s Successor loyalist already told you, weren’t you paying attention??
Newsome and Whitmer are ready to take this. Sure, not perfect timing and not a lot of runway for a campaign, but these two heroes are democracy-first blueblooded patriots and will almost certainly be willing to put their political careers on the line in the name of democracy, despite this being a little bit more unorthodox than a normal campaign.
Hollywood, Wall Street and the elites of the Democratic Party will speak for the people. They know what’s best for us all.
Re: BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:06 am
by kcdave
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 7:02 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 6:56 pm
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 6:42 pm
And I was correct.
Obama was one of the principal figures at last night's closed door meeting.
Your thread is not exactly BREAKING NEWS, champ.
20 minutes late for that.
:smile:
Dude!
I was out on the water landing a "BIG ONE"
I can't be glued to my keyboard like you 24/7.
Cut me some slack, will ya.
FUCK CUTTING YOU SLACK. THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS NOTHING MORE
THAN A GIANT GLASS DICK. SUCK ON IT!
Re: BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:36 am
by JPGettysburg
kcdave wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:06 am
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 7:02 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 6:56 pm
Your thread is not exactly BREAKING NEWS, champ.
20 minutes late for that.
:smile:
Dude!
I was out on the water landing a "BIG ONE"
I can't be glued to my keyboard like you 24/7.
Cut me some slack, will ya.
FUCK CUTTING YOU SLACK. THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS NOTHING MORE
THAN A GIANT GLASS DICK. SUCK ON IT!
The words of an "unhinged" snowflake!
After president trump is re-elected, you're gonna need a GOT DAMN PADDED CELL.
Re: BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:47 am
by Softball Bat
kcdave wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:06 am
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 7:02 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 6:56 pm
Your thread is not exactly BREAKING NEWS, champ.
20 minutes late for that.
:smile:
Dude!
I was out on the water landing a "BIG ONE"
I can't be glued to my keyboard like you 24/7.
Cut me some slack, will ya.
FUCK CUTTING YOU SLACK. THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS NOTHING MORE
THAN A GIANT GLASS DICK. SUCK ON IT!
Yes.
Re: BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 8:00 pm
by mvscal
L45B wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 11:47 pm
M2, another fellow Joe / Joe’s Successor loyalist already told you, weren’t you paying attention??
Newsome and Whitmer are ready to take this. Sure, not perfect timing and not a lot of runway for a campaign, but these two heroes are democracy-first blueblooded patriots and will almost certainly be willing to put their political careers on the line in the name of democracy, despite this being a little bit more unorthodox than a normal campaign.
Hollywood, Wall Street and the elites of the Democratic Party will speak for the people. They know what’s best for us all.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2024 5:03 pm
by The Seer
'Sorry, No Refunds,' Says Hunter Biden To All The Foreign Governments That Sent Him Bribes
U.S. — After learning that Joe Biden would not seek a second presidential term, his son Hunter took it upon himself to advise all the foreign governments that had previously sent him bribe money that there would be no refunds.
"Sorry, no refunds!" Hunter informed members of the Chinese government. "I believe I made that very clear when we first drew up the deal. You can still send me money, I might be able to get you a meeting with Kamala. She's like my best friend."
Several foreign governments have expressed buyer's remorse. "Ugh, what am I going to do with this painting now?" the Supreme Leader of Iran said. "It's so ugly! Like it was done by a child! I am never trusting America again!"
Hunter reportedly also left several messages for Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and received no reply. "Please call me back about our business arrangement," he said. "My check bounced last week, so if you could look into that, that would be so great."
According to sources, Zelenskyy is telling everyone he is "out of office at a war" in hopes of avoiding the dreaded call from Hunter Biden. "I am sending this painting back to America," Zelenskyy said. "They have to honor this refund! I kept the receipt!"
At publishing time, Hunter Biden retired to a beach in Jamaica.
Re: BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2024 6:34 am
by Carson
Meat Head wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 11:41 pm
Do you have any suggestions on who might succeed in running against Trump? Don't say Kameltoe, that would destroy any crediblity you might have.
Yep, they went there.
Re: BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2024 12:16 pm
by StrawMan
In the recent poll, even Potato Salad beat Harris.
Dem voters deserve an open convention.
Re: BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2024 12:54 pm
by bungle clone
rackm the seer
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Re: BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2024 11:39 pm
by mvscal
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 12:16 pm
Dem voters deserve an open convention.
Sincerely,
Bath House Barry