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Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 5:28 pm
by Mikey
Robert Francis Prevost - Pope Leo XIV.

First American Pope. :shock:



And...Pope of Page 2.

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 5:37 pm
by FiatLux
Mikey wrote: Thu May 08, 2025 5:28 pm First American Pope. :shock:



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Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 7:04 pm
by Wolfman
USA ---USA !!!
too bad Fr. Guido missed the cut.

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 10:38 pm
by Python
Popes cannot hold dey smoke. Dat’s what it is.

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 10:47 pm
by mvscal
Another wetback sucking milkshitter. Quelle surprise.

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 10:52 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Has the new pope filed for a restraining order against JD Vance yet?

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 11:13 pm
by L45B
Diego in Seattle wrote: Thu May 08, 2025 10:52 pm Has the new pope filed for a restraining order against JD Vance yet?
Yessssss! And his fake Indian wife! Trust me, she wears ’dot face’ just for political reasons. In due time, he will claim his wife is black, just to deceive us. You wait and see! Republicans obsess over skin color, have since the 1960s after the big switch.

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 11:30 pm
by Dr_Phibes
It would be yet another Catholic :meds:

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 11:59 pm
by Slap
Roach wrote: Thu May 08, 2025 5:07 pmFeeling better yet Slap?
I immediately got rigid when I saw the white smoke on CNN. Three minutes later I busted a very healthy nut. In the words of one of our wise old trolls, "Life is good."

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 1:01 am
by Roux
The grandparents of His Holiness Pope Leo XIV were from the 7th Ward in NOLA.

Something something voodoo.

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 1:06 am
by L45B
We here in the XIVth district of NY highly approve of Leo the 14th.

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 1:12 am
by Roux

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 1:45 am
by bungle clone
:lol:

Rack Phibes and Slap

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 2:01 pm
by mvscal
Meat Head wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 7:56 pm
SFP wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 5:05 pm Image

Here is our ancestry....

0.0% Afro

Michael Robert PIckle is my brother
Yeah that's cool for your brother but proves nothing about you. Yeah maybe daddy made it with a quadroon sheboon or momma got the big one from Abdu.

Maybe you know that, thus your race hostility.

:0071:
He probably copped it from some other guy he is obsessively stalking. He couldn't post his own. It would show that he's half niqqer half donkey on his mother's side and half lifetime of regret and disappointment on his father's.

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 9:30 pm
by smackaholic
Did one of those a few years back. Came back english/scot/german (old man), about 45 percent dago (mom) with a few point of spanish thrown in.

Grandma was Siciliana, which basically means no telling what the fukk you are since everyone from Arabia to Scandinavia wiped their dick's on Sicily's meat curtains.

So, regarding the new HNIC at Vatican City, I wonder what SNL will do with it? The old SNL would come up with a gay Ditka with a little bit of a fake spanish accent. Not sure if the current crowd has the balls/imagination to do anything worthy.

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 9:57 pm
by Sudden Sam
Pope Leo has argued that homosexual behavior and abortion are incompatible with scripture and the church.

“ Western mass media is extraordinarily effective in fostering within the general public enormous sympathy for beliefs and practices that are at odds with the gospel, for example abortion, homosexual lifestyle, euthanasia," he said.

Oh my! What will the libs do?!

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 10:02 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sudden Sam wrote: Fri May 09, 2025 9:57 pm Pope Leo has argued that homosexual behavior and abortion are incompatible with scripture and the church.

“ Western mass media is extraordinarily effective in fostering within the general public enormous sympathy for beliefs and practices that are at odds with the gospel, for example abortion, homosexual lifestyle, euthanasia," he said.”

Oh my! What will the libs do?!
This should be fun. The newly minted Pope doesn't like Trump or JD Vance. The kids on Reddit were all a giggle about that yesterday.

Now we find out he doesn't worship at the altar of infant murder or genital mutilation. The gear shift to hating him is going to fuck up the transmission on this rig.

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 10:22 pm
by FiatLux
I know there's a lot of Catholics on this board from the way the board crashed yesterday with the new pope.

I have a couple questions.

Who is the GOAT of popes?

When does the pope go from wearing a yamaka to the Klan hat?

I'd like to give props to Snoop for bringing home an American Pope. Got those Cardinals high as hell so they would pull the trigger.

I kind of like the idea of an American Pope. Instead of bread and wine.. I have a good feeling it's going to be pizza and beer from here on out.

And Rack Chi-Town for getting the next son of God.

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 11:04 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Sudden Sam wrote: Fri May 09, 2025 9:57 pm Pope Leo has argued that homosexual behavior and abortion are incompatible with scripture and the church.

“ Western mass media is extraordinarily effective in fostering within the general public enormous sympathy for beliefs and practices that are at odds with the gospel, for example abortion, homosexual lifestyle, euthanasia," he said.

Oh my! What will the libs do?!
What would it matter to Americans what the guy thinks?

Or will the bribe-taking SCOTUS consider the Establishment Clause to be...."settled law?"

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 11:29 pm
by mvscal
smackaholic wrote: Fri May 09, 2025 9:30 pm
Grandma was Siciliana,
"Sicilians were spawned by niqqers. It's a fact. Yeah. You see, you...you're part eggplant."

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Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 11:58 pm
by smackaholic
Knew I could count on MVS to deliver!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Too bad Grandma ain't still around to give you a good wooden spoon beatdown.

Those old dago grannies were lethal with that fukkin' wooden spoon!

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Sun May 11, 2025 4:28 am
by bungle clone
:lol:



Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Sun May 11, 2025 7:18 pm
by StrawMan
bungle clone wrote: Sun May 11, 2025 4:28 am
What an agenda-driven pile of steaming horse shit.

How do these people sleep at night???

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Posted: Sun May 11, 2025 7:21 pm
by StrawMan
While we're at it:

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