A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:28 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Two atoms are walking down the street and one says:

"I think I've lost an electron"

The other replies:

"Are you positive?"

Alright, now...enough of this! How did SFAF steal the password from our token Yiddish friend?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:05 pm

While I've yet to see one (if I'm on the Columbia, it's usually just upstream of Portland), I know folks who have. Which makes the Sealion 2 the worst kept "top secret" going. It's a stealth attack/operations boat.

http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/unmask ... 15/+travis

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:05 pm

So stealthy I had to right click, view image just to get a good look.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:06 pm

Yeah, I realized it was a page-stretcher, but I'm too lazy to resize it. I'll edit it as a link.

And if a person was really starved for entertainment, here's a link to a local board with pics of all the crazy boats seen on the Big C.

http://www.ifish.net/board/showthread.php?t=460731

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:16 am

Red State

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:39 am

smacking himself in the face wasn't that funny. his reaction though, was.

nice job ~~bruce~~ bobby lee

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:00 am

Mvscal posted this @.net.

Got some skillz.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:36 pm

That's some bad ass shit.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:31 pm

This guy's on his game.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:48 pm

poptart wrote:Mvscal posted this @.net.

Got some skillz.

I'd like to see Ray Rice try to drag her out of an elevator. Nice catch, btw.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:22 pm

just remember this being posted once and thought it was funny as hell

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-many ... in-a-fight

my favorite question: "If need be, would you be willing to use one of the 5 year olds as an improvised weapon?"

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:29 am

Might be my new avatard.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:01 am

poptart wrote:Might be my new avatard.

I want to see an american reporter do that just once.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:04 am

Papa Willie wrote:

I wouldn't bet much money on the Pacers this coming season...

ow.

they need to make the bases of the portable rims a little further back. yeah, i realize it would cut into their high priced seats, but damn.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:09 am

poptart wrote:Mvscal posted this @.net.

Got some skillz.

that folding chair back hand snatch was sweet. definitely not her first brawl.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:25 pm

poptart wrote:Might be my new avatard.

Man holding the mike / Premier Bitchslapper = All Posters on this Board except Moving Fail

Punk ass little photo bomb bitch = Moving Fail.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:33 pm

Derron wrote:
poptart wrote:Might be my new avatard.

Man holding the mike / Premier Bitchslapper = All Posters on this Board except Moving Fail

Punk ass little photo bomb bitch = Moving Fail.

And yet YOU are the one mixing sand and clay for turf planting and calling it an improvement when most people call it making an adobe brick.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:01 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Derron wrote:
poptart wrote:Might be my new avatard.

Man holding the mike / Premier Bitchslapper = All Posters on this Board except Moving Fail

Punk ass little photo bomb bitch = Moving Fail.
And yet YOU are the one mixing sand and clay for turf planting and calling it an improvement when most people call it making an adobe brick.

And just what the fuck does that have to do with you getting bitch slapped upside your sawed off dome every time you post....the gif showed what happens to you in here every day. BTW, you are worth one shot a day if that.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:10 pm

No it shows what you think happens here everyday. My post shows that it is all in your imagination because most of the time I am right. Just like I'm right about sand and clay, just because you googled a cute little triangle doesn't mean you know shit about soil science and you plant turf for a living. How does ripping of the local government feel you stupid teet sucking tard?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:50 pm

Moving Sale wrote:No it shows what ~~you think~~ happens here everyday.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:13 pm

So you are going to double down on stupid eh? I'm not surprised you stupid ugly fuck.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:33 pm

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:32 am

Must admit, I woulda shit myself, too.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:14 am

Ummm...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:44 am

Mike being Mike.

LOL

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:12 pm

Is Marty working for Old Spice now?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:32 am

Don't you think there should be a patron saint...of patron saints?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:02 am

88 wrote:Speechless...

I hate you.....

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:06 pm

Wonder how much of that clarinet he can stuff up his arse?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:08 pm

88, how exactly did you find that disturbing video? Did you google gayest possible thing you could do with a clarinet?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:10 pm

Even Kenny g thinks that's gay.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:43 pm

smackaholic wrote:88, how exactly did you find that disturbing video? Did you google gayest possible thing you could do with a clarinet?

Do you ever "search" for any of the goofy videos you watch? See, the way the internet works today, some weirdo posts a weird video to YouTube, it goes "viral" then trickles all the way down to random message boards like theoneboard.com. What starts as an innocent morning sipping your coffee and looking forward to the news of the day, winds up with watching some fruit slide down a stripper pole while playing the clarinet. This is the world we live in today.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:46 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What starts as an innocent morning sipping your coffee and looking forward to the news of the day, winds up with watching some fruit slide down a stripper pole while playing the clarinet. This is the world we live in today.

New board slogan. Deciders? You in?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:00 am

You know it

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:16 am

This is what a 260 lb catfish looks like.

http://www.gofishing.co.uk/Angling-Time ... -in-Italy/

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:37 am

"They thought there was some fraud going on..."

Fraud?

Gee, ya think?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:01 pm

http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation/ ... /17611141/

"She seemed totally cool until the first flag was her actually being on my roof two weeks ago"

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:58 pm

He's not gonna take it...NO, he's not gonna take it...

I'm so sorry Screwey. We're still bro's, right?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 3:10 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:

jap pop is even worse than ours, but, does have pretty decent GYJO value.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 26, 2014 3:54 pm

smackaholic wrote:
jap pop

It's kpop, not jpop.

:doh: