Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:28 pm
by FLW Buckeye
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Two atoms are walking down the street and one says:
"I think I've lost an electron"
The other replies:
"Are you positive?"
Alright, now...enough of this! How did SFAF steal the password from our token Yiddish friend?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:05 pm
by Dinsdale
While I've yet to see one (if I'm on the Columbia, it's usually just upstream of Portland), I know folks who have. Which makes the Sealion 2 the worst kept "top secret" going. It's a stealth attack/operations boat.
my favorite question: "If need be, would you be willing to use one of the 5 year olds as an improvised weapon?"
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:29 am
by poptart
Might be my new avatard.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:01 am
by smackaholic
poptart wrote:Might be my new avatard.
I want to see an american reporter do that just once.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:04 am
by smackaholic
Papa Willie wrote:
I wouldn't bet much money on the Pacers this coming season...
ow.
they need to make the bases of the portable rims a little further back. yeah, i realize it would cut into their high priced seats, but damn.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:09 am
by smackaholic
poptart wrote:Mvscal posted this @.net.
Got some skillz.
that folding chair back hand snatch was sweet. definitely not her first brawl.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:25 pm
by Derron
poptart wrote:Might be my new avatard.
Man holding the mike / Premier Bitchslapper = All Posters on this Board except Moving Fail
Punk ass little photo bomb bitch = Moving Fail.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:33 pm
by Moving Sale
Derron wrote:
poptart wrote:Might be my new avatard.
Man holding the mike / Premier Bitchslapper = All Posters on this Board except Moving Fail
Punk ass little photo bomb bitch = Moving Fail.
And yet YOU are the one mixing sand and clay for turf planting and calling it an improvement when most people call it making an adobe brick.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:01 pm
by Derron
Moving Sale wrote:
Derron wrote:
poptart wrote:Might be my new avatard.
Man holding the mike / Premier Bitchslapper = All Posters on this Board except Moving Fail
Punk ass little photo bomb bitch = Moving Fail.
And yet YOU are the one mixing sand and clay for turf planting and calling it an improvement when most people call it making an adobe brick.
And just what the fuck does that have to do with you getting bitch slapped upside your sawed off dome every time you post....the gif showed what happens to you in here every day. BTW, you are worth one shot a day if that.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:10 pm
by Moving Sale
No it shows what you think happens here everyday. My post shows that it is all in your imagination because most of the time I am right. Just like I'm right about sand and clay, just because you googled a cute little triangle doesn't mean you know shit about soil science and you plant turf for a living. How does ripping of the local government feel you stupid teet sucking tard?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:50 pm
by Derron
Moving Sale wrote:No it shows what you think happens here everyday.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:13 pm
by Moving Sale
So you are going to double down on stupid eh? I'm not surprised you stupid ugly fuck.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:33 pm
by Derron
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:32 am
by Carson
Must admit, I woulda shit myself, too.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:14 am
by poptart
Ummm...
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:44 am
by poptart
Mike being Mike.
LOL
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:12 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Is Marty working for Old Spice now?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:32 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Don't you think there should be a patron saint...of patron saints?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:02 am
by Ken
88 wrote:Speechless...
I hate you.....
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:06 pm
by smackaholic
Wonder how much of that clarinet he can stuff up his arse?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:08 pm
by smackaholic
88, how exactly did you find that disturbing video? Did you google gayest possible thing you could do with a clarinet?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:10 pm
by smackaholic
Even Kenny g thinks that's gay.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:43 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
smackaholic wrote:88, how exactly did you find that disturbing video? Did you google gayest possible thing you could do with a clarinet?
Do you ever "search" for any of the goofy videos you watch? See, the way the internet works today, some weirdo posts a weird video to YouTube, it goes "viral" then trickles all the way down to random message boards like theoneboard.com. What starts as an innocent morning sipping your coffee and looking forward to the news of the day, winds up with watching some fruit slide down a stripper pole while playing the clarinet. This is the world we live in today.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:46 pm
by R-Jack
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What starts as an innocent morning sipping your coffee and looking forward to the news of the day, winds up with watching some fruit slide down a stripper pole while playing the clarinet. This is the world we live in today.
New board slogan. Deciders? You in?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:00 am
by R-Jack
You know it
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread