Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:14 pm
I believe it’s because Jesus hates that shit franchise Rivers plays for.trev wrote:What I want to know is why isn't Jesus helping Rivers like he helps Tebow?
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Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:17 pm
If the lottery hits 316 tonight then we're all screwed... unless one of you lucky fucks wins some money.It would have been more than enough for the polarizing Denver Broncos quarterback to simply lead his underdog team to victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday in the AFC wild card game. And Tim Tebow did, thanks to his stunning 80-yard touchdown pass on the first play of overtime which left the Steelers and watching world simply stunned.
But then the facts and figures emerged and the Internet verily exploded. To wit: Tebow threw for exactly 316 yards in the 29-23 upset win, throwing up an eerie coincidence to the John 3:16 passage from the Bible, a number which Tebow famously wore in black under his eyes when he led the Florida Gators to victory in the 2009 national championship college game. What’s more, that event took place exactly three years to the day of his latest miracle comeback. And that wasn’t it for the coincidences: Tebow set an NFL playoff record with, you guessed it, 31.6 yards per completion.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:25 am
Romans 8:28trev wrote:What I want to know is why isn't Jesus helping Rivers like he helps Tebow?
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
1 Thessalonians 5:18
In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
Norv fuggs up the gameplan and Rivers throws 4 picks? lol
Give thanks to God, Phillip.
This is what I'm wanting from Tim Tebow.
Butcher a game ---> and give the same thanks and praise to your Lord and Savior that you give when you get over.
Sack up, Timmy.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:40 am
Timmy has already said that God doesn't give a shit about football.poptart wrote:This is what I'm wanting from Tim Tebow.
Butcher a game ---> and give the same thanks and praise to your Lord and Savior that you give when you get over.
Sack up, Timmy.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:39 am
So he needs to stop praising God after his wins. Some of us don't want to hear it.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:39 am
^^^and This.Go Coogs' wrote:^^^ThisWar Wagon wrote:It was obvious TT was gun shy after that performance in Beefalo last week, he just couldn't bring himself to pull the trigger even when he had an open receiver. 4 INT games will do that to a young QB.
Every playaction play, TT would look like he was going to sling it, but never could let it go. He was definitely scared to throw it downfield today. On the flea-flicker, Decker got behind Carr, but Tebow either never saw him or didn't want to make a mistake. His confidence is completely shot right now.
Tebow learned from those games and went into this one saying you know what, fuck it, might as well go down in flames, or in a blaze of glory. The latter worked for him.
He's still not a prototype of what you want in an NFL QB but he brings intangibles this league hasn't seen before and is extremely difficult to gameplan for.
I don't know how anybody can't just give it up for the guy and give him some props.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:41 am
Nobody gives a fuck what you want to hear, lets be clear on that.trev wrote:So he needs to stop praising God after his wins. Some of us don't want to hear it.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:49 am
trev wrote:So he needs to stop praising God after his wins. Some of us don't want to hear it.
I could give a flying rats ass who he wants to give thanks and praise to, or why I should care.....
the real question is: why does it bother you so much?
struggling with your inner atheist I'll bet.....
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:11 am
Maybe not, but plenty of people find it and him very annoying.War Wagon wrote:Nobody gives a fuck what you want to hear, lets be clear on that.trev wrote:So he needs to stop praising God after his wins. Some of us don't want to hear it.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:13 am
Felix, I'd say it doesn't bother me as much as it seems. I find myself laughing when I think of Tebow and his shenanigans.
The real question is, why does it bother you that it might bother me?
The real question is, why does it bother you that it might bother me?
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:17 am
Wags wrote:he brings intangibles this league hasn't seen before
No one in the history of the league? Ever? And you know this, how?
Christ, Wags, slow your roll on the ESPN slobber points. That was truly absurd.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:10 pm
your jedi mindtricks won't work so just stop....trev wrote: The real question is, why does it bother you that it might bother me?
insofar as "Tebow and his shenanigans" I hardly think of his praying as shenanigans...the guy lives by his convictions and you have to admire his steadfastness regardless of how moronic I or anyone else may think it is.....he is exactly the same guy as he's always been....
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:55 pm
Do you find the group prayer circle at the end of the game annoying? That's been going on for decades.trev wrote:Maybe not, but plenty of people find it and him very annoying.War Wagon wrote:Nobody gives a fuck what you want to hear, lets be clear on that.trev wrote:So he needs to stop praising God after his wins. Some of us don't want to hear it.
Do you find it annoying when some players point to the sky when they score a TD? David Akers points to the sky every time he makes a field goal. Do you find him annoying?
Did you know that Brian Dawkins is more outwardly religous than Tebow?
His religious beliefs (and how he expresses them) have very little to do with this discussion. He's not the first athlete to praise God nor will he be the last. At the very least the guy is humble enough to pass off the credit to his team and his God. I'll take that attitude over Desean Jackson's any day of the week and 10x on Sunday.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:19 pm
I saw Denver's punter point the to sky a couple of times after getting it inside the 20 and rolled my eyes. Dude. You're a fucking punter.
And yes. I find David Akers annoying. And Albert Pujols. And every other asshat who points to the sky after drawing a walk or some other pedestrian sports accomplishment. Go fuck yourselves. Jesus fucking Christ, at least save that bullshit for when something unworldly happens.
The next time I take a nice relaxing shit, I am going to point to the sky and thank the Big Man himself. Because, ya know... if it weren't for Him I'd be all backed up.
And yes. I find David Akers annoying. And Albert Pujols. And every other asshat who points to the sky after drawing a walk or some other pedestrian sports accomplishment. Go fuck yourselves. Jesus fucking Christ, at least save that bullshit for when something unworldly happens.
The next time I take a nice relaxing shit, I am going to point to the sky and thank the Big Man himself. Because, ya know... if it weren't for Him I'd be all backed up.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:51 pm
interesting....do you find the various incarnations of sack celebrations annoying?ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I saw Denver's punter point the to sky a couple of times after getting it inside the 20 and rolled my eyes. Dude. You're a fucking punter.
And yes. I find David Akers annoying. And Albert Pujols. And every other asshat who points to the sky after drawing a walk or some other pedestrian sports accomplishment. Go fuck yourselves. Jesus fucking Christ, at least save that bullshit for when something unworldly happens.
do you consider the Lambeau Leap obnoxious?
does it disturb you when a receiver dunks the ball over the goal post after catching a TD?
seems like pretty much the same thing....
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:54 pm
The real reason they won...
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:01 pm
There will come a day when that is exactly what you'll do. Right, Goobs?ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:The next time I take a nice relaxing shit, I am going to point to the sky and thank the Big Man himself. Because, ya know... if it weren't for Him I'd be all backed up.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:07 pm
mvscal wrote:There will come a day when that is exactly what you'll do. Right, Goobs?ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:The next time I take a nice relaxing shit, I am going to point to the sky and thank the Big Man himself. Because, ya know... if it weren't for Him I'd be all backed up.
Fuckin' A
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:30 am
I give thanks to Metamucil. That shit is money.mvscal wrote:There will come a day when that is exactly what you'll do. Right, Goobs?ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:The next time I take a nice relaxing shit, I am going to point to the sky and thank the Big Man himself. Because, ya know... if it weren't for Him I'd be all backed up.
Speaking of being thankful, I remember when the grandson was in kindergarten. Right around Thanksgiving, his teacher asked each kid to stand up in class and say what they were thankful for. Kid stood up and said, "I am thankful for chicken."
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:26 am
If you're a dumbfuck, maybe. Did you gloss over the part where I dropped the word pedestrian? Pointing to the Heavens after drawing a walk is gay. Fuck. You may as well do the same thing after rolling out of bed in the morning. "Yup... Woke up. Again. RACK YOU, Jesus."Felix wrote:seems like pretty much the same thing....
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:52 am
Thank you Jesus. Thank you Lord.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:22 am
We christians dont GIVE A FUCK about what you want to hear. GOT IT? We christians will continue to praise GOD, and if you dont like it, we will punch you in da mouth till you are bloody, and knock ur teeth down ur throat.trev wrote:So he needs to stop praising God after his wins. Some of us don't want to hear it.
Tebow threw for 3; 16 yards, averaged 31. 6 per comp. AND, can anybody in here guess what the overnight television rating was for the game? It was a 31.6 share.
Now, call me crazy, but that is NO coincidence my idiot friends.
That is GOD ALMIGHTY , GOD IS REAL, and it is being manifested in this young phenom.
Deal with it, or get punched in the face and bloodied up.
John 3;16 says, "for GOD so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten SON, that whosoever believes in HIM shall not perish, but have everlasting life", end quote.
DEAL with it, or mighty christians such as myself will knock ur teeth in, right the fuck in.
We're not gonna hurt ya, you didnt let me finish my sentence, I said, im not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in, right the fuck in, W E N D Y!!!! give me the bat wendy!!
wendy, give me the bat you fuckin whore, you skank. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:58 am
I asked it of trev and so I'll ask it of you....why does it seemingly bother you so much? I think everyone knows my position on the idea of religion, god, jesus, and such and if not, visit the theology forum, read a few threads and it's pretty easy to see where I stand....ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Did you gloss over the part where I dropped the word pedestrian? Pointing to the Heavens after drawing a walk is gay. Fuck. You may as well do the same thing after rolling out of bed in the morning. "Yup... Woke up. Again. RACK YOU, Jesus."
that said, I honestly don't find any part of such gestures or acknowledgements offensive in the least and I'm not sure why others are so put off by them....I don't think somebody like Pujols does it because he drew a walk, and Tebow doesn't do it just because he won a game....they both do it win lose or draw.....I think they're just affirming their faith...and it's not something they do just for the camera's, both of those guys are genuinely committed to their beliefs....I'd much rather have today's youth emulate Tebow or Pujols than I would having them imitating Pacman Jones or Alex Rodriguez....
okay you're crazy.....bradhusker wrote:
Now, call me crazy
you do know this is a troll free forum right?
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:03 pm
I could give two shits about what they believe in. They are "on the job" as far as I am concerned. Do you think it's right for someone to stand up and say "Alluha Akbar" during the middle of a team meeting? Beyond being an extremely contrived gesture, I am not so sure many people find it appropriate.Felix wrote:I think they're just affirming their faith...
And fuck your straw man argument about PacMan or Pay-Rod. You are going to the other extreme. Why not emulate people "in the middle?" You know, the dudes who just shut the fuck up and do their jobs without making a spectacle of themselves (good or bad.)
You know those guys, right?
Btw -- it's cameras. Not camera's. Good fucking God. You know about as much about plurals as you do football. Put down the Bible and pick up a dictionary.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:17 pm
You mean these guys?ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: You know those guys, right?
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:33 pm
jimbo goes yard. 
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:31 pm
Only a dumbfuck would think so. Are you a dumbfuck, Wagon? Are those people making a spectacle of themselves? Those are still shots of people doing something on their own time. All shots are pre or post game. They are not in anyone's face with their prayers and beliefs. Anyone viewing/participating is doing so by choice.War Wagon wrote:jimbo goes yard.
The picture of the locker room... how is that going yard? It makes zero fucking sense. He could have posted a picture of 53 faggots cornholing each in the locker room instead of holding hands and it would have been just as relevant. Please. Just how in the fuck is that going yard, you colossal failure?
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:50 pm
War Wagon wrote:
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:07 pm
No one is forcing you to watch any sporting event or entertainment show where some moron is thanking Jesus and Baby Jesus for their success.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Only a dumbfuck would think so. Are you a dumbfuck, Wagon? Are those people making a spectacle of themselves? Those are still shots of people doing something on their own time. All shots are pre or post game. They are not in anyone's face with their prayers and beliefs. Anyone viewing/participating is doing so by choice.War Wagon wrote:jimbo goes yard.
The picture of the locker room... how is that going yard? It makes zero fucking sense. He could have posted a picture of 53 faggots cornholing each in the locker room instead of holding hands and it would have been just as relevant. Please. Just how in the fuck is that going yard, you colossal failure?
But to your point about doing it on their own time- A mid-field prayer group with tv cams and photographers capturing the images isn't a spectacle? Guess what? They're still on the job whether it's pre or post game if they're still in uniforms. Christ, NFL players are held accountable for their off-field activities so when are they truly "off the clock" ?? But who the fuck cares either way? I don't give to shits in a cup over what an NFL player does after a TD/Sack/Extra Point or field goal as long as it doesn't hurt the team on the scoreboard or the win column.
Turn off the fucking tv if it's that much of a personal affront to your sensitivities.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:13 pm
I guess there is nothing silly or wrong about men holding hands while kneeling on a football field. Do/did they not get enough affection at home?
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:22 pm
trev wrote:I guess there is nothing silly or wrong about men holding hands while kneeling on a football field. Do/did they not get enough affection at home?
What a bunch of homos.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:25 pm
They wouldn't if they were at your house.trev wrote:I guess there is nothing silly or wrong about men holding hands while kneeling on a football field. Do/did they not get enough affection at home?
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:37 pm
The minute the clock hits 0:00 it's on their own time. I don't care what any player or coach does/says before/after the game. I don't watch pre-game/post-game interviews. Never have. Never will. I just don't give a fuck. So no, it's not a spectacle. I am certainly not going to hang around to watch a post game prayer group. They could suck each other's cocks at midfield after the game and I just won't care. I already changed the channel and/or left the room.jiminphilly wrote:But to your point about doing it on their own time- A mid-field prayer group with tv cams and photographers capturing the images isn't a spectacle?
Moreover... you are missing the larger point. Pointing to the sky or doing whatever ritual after completing a PEDESTRIAN SPORTS ACCOMPLISHMENT (see also, nailing an XP, drawing a walk, punting at any time, etc) is gay. Lest we forget:
In other words -- can we save the bullshit for HRs, TDs, and Goals... you know, something worthy?ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:And yes. I find David Akers annoying. And Albert Pujols. And every other asshat who points to the sky after drawing a walk or some other pedestrian sports accomplishment. Go fuck yourselves. Jesus fucking Christ, at least save that bullshit for when something unworldly happens.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:40 pm
jiminphilly wrote:
I'd love to mansurf that Sea of Balls...
Sin,
KC
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:14 pm
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:jiminphilly wrote:
I'd love to mansurf that Sea of Balls...
Sin,
KC
That gets a rack
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:47 pm
so long as the ones standing saying Allahu Akbar (the correct spelling btw) aren't detonating explosive devices after they say it, I don't have a problem with it...now how athletes in a clubhouse might react is something else all together.....ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: I could give two shits about what they believe in. They are "on the job" as far as I am concerned. Do you think it's right for someone to stand up and say "Alluha Akbar" during the middle of a team meeting? Beyond being an extremely contrived gesture, I am not so sure many people find it appropriate.
what I get from this is that what they believe is fine by you, it's just free expression you have a problem with....got it
so thisAnd fuck your straw man argument about PacMan or Pay-Rod. You are going to the other extreme. Why not emulate people "in the middle?" You know, the dudes who just shut the fuck up and do their jobs without making a spectacle of themselves (good or bad.)
You know those guys, right?
is what you define as "making a spectacle of themselves"? holy shit dude, you must be a fun motherfucker to party with....
here's a hint hoss, if you're going to go punctuation smack (that's a punctuation error, not a spelling error), you probably should to check your spelling first...normally I wouldn't care, but seeing as how you decided to go down this path, all is fair right?Btw -- it's cameras. Not camera's. Good fucking God. You know about as much about plurals as you do football. Put down the Bible and pick up a dictionary.
secondly, if you would have done as I suggested (look in the theology forum) you would know that I'm an avowed atheist with a particular dislike for religion and your whole "put down the bible" makes you look like a tard of the highest caliber....
but by all means, carry on....
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:47 pm
Thanks for the 411, dude. Did I state it was a spelling error or did I state you had problems with plurals? But I am glad you at least grasp how you are fucking it up. Owning a problem is the first step towards correcting it. Don't you agree, Mr. Enigma's?Felix wrote:that's a punctuation error, not a spelling error
I rarely drop Jesus talk or point to the sky after a slamming a drink, so yeah... I am tons of fun.Felix wrote:holy shit dude, you must be a fun motherfucker to party with.
If you have something you want to share with the group, feel free to mash out a take. I am not going to look in another forum for your thoughts on this topic. You may as well have referred me to your FB or Twitter accounts. Get fucked.Felix wrote:secondly, if you would have done as I suggested (look in the theology forum)
Not really. The second half of that sentence tells you to pick up a dictionary. And that, my friend, is sound advice for you. In there you will see that the plural of cat is cats, not cat's. You're welcome.Felix wrote:your whole "put down the bible" makes you look like a tard of the highest caliber.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:41 pm
hey doggiestyle? YOU GOT FUCKED in da mouth, own up to it tard.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Only a dumbfuck would think so. Are you a dumbfuck, Wagon? Are those people making a spectacle of themselves? Those are still shots of people doing something on their own time. All shots are pre or post game. They are not in anyone's face with their prayers and beliefs. Anyone viewing/participating is doing so by choice.War Wagon wrote:jimbo goes yard.
The picture of the locker room... how is that going yard? It makes zero fucking sense. He could have posted a picture of 53 faggots cornholing each in the locker room instead of holding hands and it would have been just as relevant. Please. Just how in the fuck is that going yard, you colossal failure?
Those displays of faith are AWESOME and right on the field. Right on the 50 yd line. AND you know what? If you dont like it? go fuck yourself you faggott.
Many of those men are big strong linemen. I myself am a big strong gorilla. SO, again, if you dont like their display of faith, or mine, WE will be glad to knock your teeth down ur girly faggott throat!
ya got it?
You got destroyed in here once those pics of major displays of faith smack dab on the 50 yd line were posted.
Many many men of faith in full uniform praying and kneeling before the almighty.
You look like a complete fool and a fuckin moronic tard now, FUCK YOU.
fuckin punk ass sissy fairy.
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:12 pm
nice deflection asshat, now would you like to address the main pointsucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Not really. The second half of that sentence tells you to pick up a dictionary. And that, my friend, is sound advice for you. In there you will see that the plural of cat is cats, not cat's. You're welcome.
1. you claim you're okay with anothers beliefs, but not so good with them expressing themselves.....True/False
Pujols pointing at the sky is in your mind "making a spectacle" of himself....True/False
I'm not a bible thumper, which pretty much discredits your assumption that I'm some sort of religious nutjob....True/False
why do you hate free speech?
go ahead, I'll wait....
Re: Mr. Tebow
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:00 am
Yes, look in there.Felix wrote:(to ucant) look in the theology forum
It's a party - not lift & steam.