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Screw_Michigan
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by Screw_Michigan » Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:12 pm
kcdave wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Mikey
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by Mikey » Thu Jul 02, 2015 3:14 pm
Bubble wrap is losing its pop -
Bad news for pop fans - Bubble Wrap is losing its satisfying pop, and will no longer burst when you squeeze it.
The makers of the packaging have said they need to shrink Bubble Wrap so that they can attract new business.
The new version is laid out in columns of connected air pockets, so when you push on it the air just gets pushed into neighbouring bubbles.
In the past, each bubble was separate so that you could squeeze each one and make it burst with a satisfying popping noise.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... ne-5988816
How will toolio keep himself amused now... more plagiarized PETs?
We could be in trouble here...
Diego in Seattle
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by Diego in Seattle » Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:12 pm
“Left Seater” wrote: So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
BSmack
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by BSmack » Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:22 pm
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
Screw_Michigan
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by Screw_Michigan » Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:29 pm
Amazing you can fight with your pants around your knees.
kcdave wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale » Sat Jul 11, 2015 9:25 am
Carson
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by Carson » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:27 pm
Tard smack is not dead, you just gotta look for it:
Rack Walter White.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
BSmack
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by BSmack » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:02 pm
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
Diego in Seattle
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by Diego in Seattle » Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:51 pm
LS had a little too much mexican food....
“Left Seater” wrote: So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
Diego in Seattle
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by Diego in Seattle » Wed Aug 12, 2015 3:03 am
KC Scott wrote: funniest video I've seen in a whille
Obviously there's no post-competition drug testing for steroids....
“Left Seater” wrote: So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
Goober McTuber
World Renowned Last Word Whore
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by Goober McTuber » Wed Aug 12, 2015 4:29 pm
I'm thinking you're going to hell for a lot of reasons, you fat sodomite.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:02 am
Papa Willie wrote: Goober McTuber wrote: I'm thinking you're going to hell for a lot of reasons, you fat sodomite.
I'm not going to suck your dick. You're not going to suck mine. These are things that you just
have to know.
And I'm content with the knowledge that this just breaks your heart.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
The State
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by The State » Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:27 am
Goober McTuber wrote: Papa Willie wrote: Goober McTuber wrote: I'm thinking you're going to hell for a lot of reasons, you fat sodomite.
I'm not going to suck your dick. You're not going to suck mine. These are things that you just
have to know.
And I'm content with the knowledge that this just breaks your heart.
Why are you having a conversation with a dude... about cock sucking ?
NEVERMIND...
the conversation... was between a Midwesterner and a Southerner...
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The State on Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:30 am, edited 1 time in total.
EAP wrote: ↑ Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:39 am
The STATE has all the answers
The State
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by The State » Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:42 am
Papa Willie wrote: Milton - you've been pretty decent around me for the last few months. Please don't act like yourself and fuck it up.
Porky, you live in bacon.
Know your place.
You've done so well recently, knowing where you stand on the totem pole.
EAP wrote: ↑ Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:39 am
The STATE has all the answers
mvscal
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by mvscal » Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:37 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pm Unlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:25 pm
Sometimes I just feel pity for Moving Sale.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Jay in Phoenix
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by Jay in Phoenix » Mon Aug 24, 2015 3:23 am
Damn Marty, that is not cool ripping that photo from Sale's Facebook page.
Funny, but not cool.
No, it's way cool
Diego in Seattle
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by Diego in Seattle » Wed Aug 26, 2015 2:51 am
“Left Seater” wrote: So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Thu Aug 27, 2015 5:50 pm
Usain Bolt learns about Asian drivers.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Mikey
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by Mikey » Fri Aug 28, 2015 9:19 pm
This is NOT my pool. Somebody stole my coons.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Wed Sep 02, 2015 4:12 pm
I am suddenly quite thirsty...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:27 pm
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
mvscal
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by mvscal » Tue Sep 22, 2015 2:31 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pm Unlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Atomic Punk
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by Atomic Punk » Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:31 am
BSmack wrote: Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
smackaholic
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by smackaholic » Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:33 pm
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Mikey
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by Mikey » Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:16 pm
Jsc810 wrote: Among the traditions at LSU is that every player touches the WIN bar just before they go onto the field at Tiger Stadium. The bar is a segment of the goal posts used in the 1950s.
I'm helping with a charity fundraiser now, and got Les Miles to sign a replica WIN bar for it. Although you can buy a replica WIN bar for $75, one signed by Coach Miles went for $1000 at a recent auction. Damn I'd like to have this thing, but it is being donated to charity.
Why don't you bid on it?
Left Seater
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by Left Seater » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:09 pm
Sound down if at work due to F-bombs.
Moving Sale wrote: I really are a fucking POS.
Softball Bat wrote:
I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
poptart
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by poptart » Mon Nov 09, 2015 9:32 am
Really not too surprised to check in to this thread to see that Snott is posting pics of men sucking other men off.
haha!
Anyway...
Buzzer beater at 2:00.
Watch it.
WOAH!
Diego in Seattle
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by Diego in Seattle » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:52 am
KC Scott wrote: Sam this is a big trend in Russia now
I never knew that Gerbings made thongs & pasties...
“Left Seater” wrote: So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale » Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:20 pm
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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by MgoBlue-LightSpecial » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:30 pm
Phuc Dat Bich: Man posts passport to Facebook to prove his name is real
'I've been accused of using a false and misleading name of which I find very offensive'
A Vietnamese-Australian called Phuc Dat Bich has spoken of his anger after repeatedly being blocked by Facebook.
The 23-year-old, whose name is actually pronounced Phoo Da Bic, has posted an image of his passport on the social media site after it banned him several times.
His picture of proof, and its accompanying message, has been shared more than 123,000 times.
"I find it highly irritating the fact that nobody seems to believe me when I say that my full legal name is how you see it," he said.
"I've been accused of using a false and misleading name of which I find very offensive."
He went on to explain that his frustration was due to what he suggested was a lack of understanding in the West for names which appear amusing to some.
"Is it because I'm Asian? Is it?" he asked in the post.
Having my [Facebook] shut down multiple times and forced to change my name to my 'real' name, so just to put it out there. My name.
"Yours sincerely, Phuc Dat Bich".
It is not the first time Facebook has blocked users from their profile accounts as a result of their name.
Most recently, a woman whose first name is Isis said Facebook would not let her sign in - tweeting that the social media site thought she was "a terrorist".
A man who changed his name to Something Long and Complicated - from William Wood - was blocked in October this year by the site.
Members of the Native American community have also reported having their accounts suspended, as well as members of the drag queen community.
Facebook's chief product officer, Chris Cox, issued an apology on the site after the latest incident.
The social media giant has an authentic name policy in place to make its users accountable for what they say.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 41586.html
smackaholic
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by smackaholic » Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:04 pm
I suspect this place will have a phuc dat bich troll before the end of the day.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
smackaholic
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by smackaholic » Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:56 pm
Generally not a huge NY fan, but they did some sort of reverb shit on his voice here and it sounds awesome. By far the best version of Old Man I have ever heard.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
smackaholic
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by smackaholic » Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:38 pm
It was '69.
Neil is that old man now. He should write a new song and call it young man.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:58 pm
Is that your current wife, Sam?
Stripes definitely don't flatter you.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Felix
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by Felix » Sat Dec 05, 2015 6:14 pm
mvscal wrote:
he was heard to ask
¿Cómo puede conseguir que sus colores tan brillantes?
get out, get out while there's still time
Felix
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by Felix » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:14 pm
smackaholic wrote: Generally not a huge NY fan, but they did some sort of reverb shit on his voice here and it sounds awesome. By far the best version of Old Man I have ever heard.
that D-45 he's playing doesn't hurt either....
that's my swoon guitar.....
get out, get out while there's still time