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[FiatLux]

He won’t be jailed on the criminal charges even if found guilty.

Sure he will. But It'll be after he loses the election in a landslide.

That's when he'll start serving time along with his cronies. Some of which are already doing time.

Bless your heart. Your naïveté would almost be charming we’re it not so pathetic.

Really?

Well, when it comes to politics and your predictions... it seems you're rather pathetic and ill informed aren't you Grandpa Chong.

Let's take a ride down memory lane, shall we?

I'll be doing the driving since we don't want to crash and yours isn't worth a shit.


Here's your prediction about Trump during the last election (2020)... let's see if you remember making this post. It's one of your finest!

Laugh it up, your mob boss hero is going down.

Sadly, he isn't. He won't be removed from office and will be re-elected. The Dems have no viable candidates and the party is too divided, while Trump's base of idiots will prevail. The impeachment process will only help to mobilize his backers. You don't have to like it, and you don't even have to accept it...yet. But eventually, you will. Be prepared to keep mashing your forehead into the keyboard until 2025.

Stick to inhaling sandstorms and living in 120 degree weather for months on end like the rest of the winners that live in Arizona. I hear "The Seer" is living in Arizona as well... no brain damage there.

Something about Arizona and mush brains.



Oh yeah, I predicted Biden would win the last election (2020) in a landslide... guess which one of us was right?

Guess who's going to be right again?



the truth... doesn't reside in Arizona.

[Smackie Chan]

We'll see. Worst he'll get is house arrest w/ an ankle bracelet. Hope I'm wrong again.

[Screw_Michigan]

Really?

Well, when it comes to politics and your predictions... it seems you're rather pathetic and ill informed aren't you Grandpa Chong.

Let's take a ride down memory lane, shall we?

I'll be doing the driving since we don't want to crash and yours isn't worth a shit.


Here's your prediction about Trump during the last election (2020)... let's see if you remember making this post. It's one of your finest!

Laugh it up, your mob boss hero is going down.

Sadly, he isn't. He won't be removed from office and will be re-elected. The Dems have no viable candidates and the party is too divided, while Trump's base of idiots will prevail. The impeachment process will only help to mobilize his backers. You don't have to like it, and you don't even have to accept it...yet. But eventually, you will. Be prepared to keep mashing your forehead into the keyboard until 2025.

Stick to inhaling sandstorms and living in 120 degree weather for months on end like the rest of the winners that live in Arizona. I hear "The Seer" is living in Arizona as well... no brain damage there.

Something about Arizona and mush brains.



Oh yeah, I predicted Biden would win the last election (2020) in a landslide... guess which one of us was right?

Guess who's going to be right again?



the truth... doesn't reside in Arizona.

I laughed

[Softball Bat]

The $$ will be ponied up at the last minute. He’ll have no property seized and will not spend a minute in jail.

Trump Claims He’s Scraped Together Almost $500M ‘IN CASH’ as Fraud Bond Deadline Looms


https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-cla ... line-looms

[Softball Bat]

Trump New York fraud bond cut to $175 million in appeal from $454 million

Also given a 10 day extension.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/25/trump-n ... llion.html



lol

So much for seizing his properties.

[Screw_Michigan]

Trump New York fraud bond cut to $175 million in appeal from $454 million

Also given a 10 day extension.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/25/trump-n ... llion.html



lol

So much for seizing his properties.

Poor and balck and can't meet bond? Fuck you, off to jail you go.

Poor and orange and can't meet bond? Here, how about a 60% reduction?

[Diego in Seattle]

Trump New York fraud bond cut to $175 million in appeal from $454 million

Also given a 10 day extension.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/25/trump-n ... llion.html



lol

So much for seizing his properties.

Poor and balck and can't meet bond? Fuck you, off to jail you go.

Poor and orange and can't meet bond? Here, how about a 60% reduction?

'Zactly....

[Sven Golly]

Trump New York fraud bond cut to $175 million in appeal from $454 million

Also given a 10 day extension.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/25/trump-n ... llion.html



lol

So much for seizing his properties.

Poor and balck and can't meet bond? Fuck you, off to jail you go.

Poor and orange and can't meet bond? Here, how about a 60% reduction?

'Zactly....

Uh no...

Ever heard of no cash bail?

Look into it...it's a thing now

And Trump's bond should've been reduced to zero.

[Diego in Seattle]

Poor and balck and can't meet bond? Fuck you, off to jail you go.

Poor and orange and can't meet bond? Here, how about a 60% reduction?

'Zactly....

Uh no...

Ever heard of no cash bail?

Look into it...it's a thing now

Nope, never heard of it.

I've heard of being released on one's own recognizance...

Dumbass.

And Trump's bond should've been reduced to zero.

There's already plenty of precedent cases where bond was required in order to get an appeal. And I'm betting that their bond wasn't lowered by 63% by a judge beforehand.

[Mikey]

Poor and balck and can't meet bond? Fuck you, off to jail you go.

Poor and orange and can't meet bond? Here, how about a 60% reduction?

'Zactly....

Uh no...

Ever heard of no cash bail?

Look into it...it's a thing now

And Trump's bond should've been reduced to zero.

Cash (or no cash) bail to secure a release from jail after an arrest, and the bond required to secure a civil judgment, have absolutely no relation. But I wouldn’t expect you to have any idea of what I’m talking about. About the dumbest pile of useless matter I’ve ever encountered.

[Sudden Sam]

New York’s no cash bail apparently is reserved for violent criminals.

[Mikey]

New York’s no cash bail apparently is reserved for violent criminals.

I guess you don’t get it either (unless maybe you’re being sarcastic). Trump isn’t posting bail.

In Alabama they arrest black women in their own home for complaining about their white neighbors making too much noise.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/black-alabam ... own%20home.

[Sudden Sam]

In Alabama they arrest black women in their own home for complaining about their white neighbors making too much noise.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/black-alabam ... own%20home.

Mikey, you don’t wanna go there.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... stract.com

California police show severe racial bias in stops and searches

I saw that y’all were discussing New York and no cash bail. How’s that working out for New Yorkers?

[Screw_Michigan]

I saw that y’all were discussing New York and no cash bail. How’s that working out for New Yorkers?

The problem is violent criminals not being detained pre-trial, not poor people being detained pre-trial because their poor.

[Sudden Sam]

I saw that y’all were discussing New York and no cash bail. How’s that working out for New Yorkers?

The problem is violent criminals not being detained pre-trial, not poor people being detained pre-trial because their poor.

For sure. No argument from me.

[FiatLux]

Hilarious.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/26/middleea ... index.html


Maybe next time you won't vote for Hamas to be your government.


Too funny.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Hilarious.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/26/middleea ... index.html


Maybe next time you won't vote for Hamas to be your government.


Too funny.

Earlier this month, at least five people were killed and 10 others injured when airdropped aid packages fell on them in Al Shati camp west of Gaza City, according to a journalist on the scene. Human rights groups have repeatedly criticized airdrops as an inefficient and degrading way of getting aid to Gazans, instead urging Israeli authorities to lift controls on land crossings into the enclave.

OR...and hear me out... Egypt can open the border wall to their Muslim brethren and let the AIDS...errr I mean aid... flow into the area.

[FiatLux]

Or they can let their citizens back into Egypt .
Gaza and the West Bank are Israel. They attacked Israel and lost the land. Actually, Israel tried to give Gaza back to Egypt and the West Bank back to Jordan. They didn't want it. There's a reason Egypt built a wall to keep those Arabs out of their country. Israel should just open that wall and push them out and back into Egypt.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

[Mikey]

You can't be serious.

[Carson]

Biden's shadow is dead on.

[L45B]

Look what the lyin’ shit out.

And surprised Lyndon B. Biden didn’t trip over his own shadow.

What a pathetic cast of losers.

[Sudden Sam]

Look what the lyin’ shit out.

And surprised Lyndon B. Biden didn’t trip over his own shadow.

What a pathetic cast of losers.

This.

[Mikey]

[Sudden Sam]

Rack.



It’s so lovely, it needs to be in two threads.

[FiatLux]

Israeli airstrike on Iran consulate in Syria kills six including IRGC commander





https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/ ... -commander


Someone has to have the balls to fight terrorism in the middle east. If not, that terrorism will be coming to a place close to you.


Rack Israel

[The Seer]

Or they can let their citizens back into Egypt .
Gaza and the West Bank are Israel. They attacked Israel and lost the land. Actually, Israel tried to give Gaza back to Egypt and the West Bank back to Jordan. They didn't want it. There's a reason Egypt built a wall to keep those Arabs out of their country. Israel should just open that wall and push them out and back into Egypt.

Shhhhhh.

You'll arouse the wrath of your leftist brethren. Israel is the bad guy, remember?

[Smackie Chan]

I'm going to hop on the 1 and head down to 555 California and see if I can get my bid in early. Shouldn't be too hard since California is one of my cross streets. Just a 15-minute bus ride with stops. Plus the hot chicks that are always on the bus heading to the financial district.

I've got $2 right now to put down on it today. I'll go as high as $10 on Monday. Should be mine by Tuesday.

Sorry for your loss.

[FiatLux]

I'm going to hop on the 1 and head down to 555 California and see if I can get my bid in early. Shouldn't be too hard since California is one of my cross streets. Just a 15-minute bus ride with stops. Plus the hot chicks that are always on the bus heading to the financial district.

I've got $2 right now to put down on it today. I'll go as high as $10 on Monday. Should be mine by Tuesday.

Sorry for your loss.

It wasn't my building to begin with.

I was just trying to Make America Great Again.

[Mikey]

Can't wait for this to come out. Maybe it will help Mrs. Mikey to realize how great the Dead really are were.

https://liveforlivemusic.com/news/taylo ... s-version/

Taylor Swift is having such a “High Time” re-recording her own albums that she has decided to give one by the Grateful Dead a try. The international pop superstar announced this week that she will give the “Taylor’s Version” treatment to the Dead’s 1970 Americana classic Workingman’s Dead.

While the move might seem a bit far-out, the two acts actually have a lot in common. Taylor Swift consistently dominates an array of notable Billboard charts while in February the Grateful Dead broke the record for the most Top 40 albums by any act in history. Furthermore, between the Dead’s continuous rollout of archival material (much of which is already available via bootlegs) and Swift’s campaign to re-record all of her albums (all of which are still available in their original forms), it’s clear that fans of both artists have no problem shelling out good money to hear the same thing over and over again.

Taylor Swift and the Dead also have a “lot” in common, as the scenes outside Swift’s sold-out stadium shows have drawn comparisons to the traveling circus of Deadheads that famously followed the Grateful Dead from city to city. The phenomenon of fans hanging in the parking lots outside of shows has been dubbed “Taylor-gating,” while back in the halcyon days of the Dead it was known as being “unemployed.”

While Taylor Swift lot certainly features less quasi-legal homemade merch—and less definitely-illegal items—than Dead lot, one commonality between the two gatherings is that everyone has to eat. As a veteran lot vendor who goes by the name Crust Daddy told Live For Live Music outside Swift’s 2023 show at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, CA, “I just go where people need grilled cheeses, but I’m honestly cleaning up with the Swiftie crowd. And they haven’t even figured out the garlic salt trick on Taylor tour yet, so I’m blowing kids’ minds out there.”

...

[Mikey]

Not only does he have the awesomely best fingers (much better than his 2024 opponent Barack Hussein Obama, WHO WASN’T EVEN BORN IN THE US!!!), he also apparently has the most.

[Screw_Michigan]

You know it's AI bullshit (beyond the six digits) because Dump has never genuflected in prayer in any church EVER, except for a Russian orthodox church in Moscow when praying for money from Daddy Vlad.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Can't wait for this to come out. Maybe it will help Mrs. Mikey to realize how great the Dead really are were.

https://liveforlivemusic.com/news/taylo ... s-version/

Taylor Swift is having such a “High Time” re-recording her own albums that she has decided to give one by the Grateful Dead a try. The international pop superstar announced this week that she will give the “Taylor’s Version” treatment to the Dead’s 1970 Americana classic Workingman’s Dead.

...

I threw up a little (ok, a lot) in my mouth when I saw this, then I saw when it was posted.

It was only the 2nd worst April fools joke of the day....main line backup in the TWIS household topped this as the shittiest.

[Sudden Sam]

Can't wait for this to come out. Maybe it will help Mrs. Mikey to realize how great the Dead really are were.

https://liveforlivemusic.com/news/taylo ... s-version/

Taylor Swift is having such a “High Time” re-recording her own albums that she has decided to give one by the Grateful Dead a try. The international pop superstar announced this week that she will give the “Taylor’s Version” treatment to the Dead’s 1970 Americana classic Workingman’s Dead.

...

I threw up a little (ok, a lot) in my mouth when I saw this, then I saw when it was posted.

It was only the 2nd worst April fools joke of the day....main line backup in the TWIS household topped this as the shittiest.

Yuck. Sorry, bud.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

File this under, Not To Be Messed With

[Mikey]

I think she has a weight advantage.

[Mikey]

I threw up a little (ok, a lot) in my mouth when I saw this, then I saw when it was posted.

It was only the 2nd worst April fools joke of the day....main line backup in the TWIS household topped this as the shittiest.

Sorry if I ruined your day.

[The Seer]

Democrats Warn Parents To Quickly Transition Their Kids Before They Grow Out Of It

WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the heels of a new study regarding young people with gender dysphoria, Democrats issued a warning to parents to transition their kids quickly before they grow out of it.

The new study, which revealed a large percentage of young people with gender dysphoria eventually come to accept their actual gender, has created a new sense of urgency within the Biden administration to make sure parents take action now so that as many children can be transitioned as possible before it's too late.

"Chop ‘em up now, folks," Biden said in a statement to American parents. "Let me be clear. There is no time to waste. If you don't transition your kids now, you run the risk of having them grow out of their gender dysphoria and maturing into healthy, mentally stable adults who aren't confused about their gender. Don't wait. Get them to one of those weird doctors. Swap out their privates. Get it done. End of speech. Walk away."

[The Seer]

China Offers To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Taiwan To Assist With Earthquake Cleanup

BEIJING — In what the media hailed as an inspiring show of international diplomacy and compassion, China offered to send 100,000 soldiers to Taiwan to assist with earthquake cleanup.

Following a devastating 7.4-magnitude earthquake, the Chinese government graciously reached out to Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen to inform her that China had 100,000 soldiers ready and waiting to enter the country to help with rescue efforts.

"We are here for you," Chinese President Xi Jinping said in a statement. "We see that you are in a very weakened and vulnerable state following this unfortunate earthquake and would like to extend an offer to send an inva — er, excuse me, search and rescue force including 100,000 highly trained military personnel to help you clean up the mess. Don't mind the fact that they will be carrying fully automatic weapons and shouting angrily at civilians. These are only precautions."

[Softball Bat]

You know it's AI bullshit (beyond the six digits) because Dump has never genuflected in prayer in any church EVER, except for a Russian orthodox church in Moscow when praying for money from Daddy Vlad.

The six finger thing is intentional.
It is Biblical.
It is meant to show that they are part of the Nephilim.
Genesis 6:4
2 Samuel 21:20

Just like Barry (the serpent in the garden) is shown with 6 fingers here...