Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:00 pm
T1B
Sordid clambake
https://mail.theoneboard.com/board/
A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Page 16 of 41
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:57 pm
Germany and Russia...live together in perfect harmony...side by side on my track field....yumm yumm yummmmmm
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:53 am
As ridiculous as that sketch is, it is frightfully close to being accurate in your average large corporation. All they were missing was a mission statement.KC Scott wrote:The funniest 7 minutes of video you'll see today
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:49 pm
It's a thread about posts that are not worthy of their own thread not posts that aren't worthy of being posted. You suck.KC Scott wrote:The funniest 7 minutes of video you'll see today
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:21 pm
Moving Sale wrote:It's a thread about posts that are not worthy of their own thread not posts that aren't worthy of being posted. You suck.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:20 pm
Trolls be everywhere.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 4:56 am
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:09 pm
No drum magazines? Seems strange, since they're readily available... and how much does a full auto Tommy cost these days (if a person could even find one -- not that many legal autos out there, and most people seem to hang on to them)?
Unless it was some sweet video editing and they're actually shooting semi-auto and made it look like machine gun fire.
A friend bought a Tommy a few years ago, when they started making them again (semi-auto). With a drum full of 75 .45s, it can double as a barbell for a quick workout. Fucker has to weigh over 20 pounds loaded.
Unless it was some sweet video editing and they're actually shooting semi-auto and made it look like machine gun fire.
A friend bought a Tommy a few years ago, when they started making them again (semi-auto). With a drum full of 75 .45s, it can double as a barbell for a quick workout. Fucker has to weigh over 20 pounds loaded.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:33 pm
A Tommy is 10.75 lbs.
A loaded 'C' drum is 9 lbs.
You do the math.
A loaded 'C' drum is 9 lbs.
You do the math.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:48 pm
Modern day motodrome
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:11 pm
Meanwhile in Jacksonville.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:09 pm
Best use of a shovel evah.
Maybe we can get this on tune town next week. That is, if smackie can be bothered with doing a show. How'd the Dodgers do, btw?
Maybe we can get this on tune town next week. That is, if smackie can be bothered with doing a show. How'd the Dodgers do, btw?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:16 pm
Rack that article on olde tymey board track racing. That really was gladiator type shit. Those dudes were well beyond brave. They were full blown suicidal.KC Scott wrote:That's single rider circus type stunt ridingGoober McTuber wrote:Modern day motodrome
Back in the day (your day?) they were racing 20 + Bikes a race on those 3/8 & 1/4 mile tracks
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 3:03 pm
French dude goes up in flames while vaping...
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:55 pm
KC Scott wrote:He's now charged with making a false report to police.
So, a dude who made no contact with police, and filed no police report, is charged with filing a false police report. Unless there's some really good linguistic gymnastics written into the Texas law, even Moving Sale could get an acquittal on that one.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 5:26 am
Texas Penal Code § 37.08. False Report to Peace Officer, Federal Special Investigator, or Law Enforcement Employee
(a) A person commits an offense if, with intent to deceive, he knowingly makes a false statement that is material to a criminal investigation and makes the statement to:
(1) a peace officer or federal special investigator conducting the investigation; or
(2) any employee of a law enforcement agency that is authorized by the agency to conduct the investigation and that the actor knows is conducting the investigation.
(b) In this section, “law enforcement agency” has the meaning assigned by Article 59.01, Code of Criminal Procedure.
(c) An offense under this section is a Class B misdemeanor.
Dude is toast.
(a) A person commits an offense if, with intent to deceive, he knowingly makes a false statement that is material to a criminal investigation and makes the statement to:
(1) a peace officer or federal special investigator conducting the investigation; or
(2) any employee of a law enforcement agency that is authorized by the agency to conduct the investigation and that the actor knows is conducting the investigation.
(b) In this section, “law enforcement agency” has the meaning assigned by Article 59.01, Code of Criminal Procedure.
(c) An offense under this section is a Class B misdemeanor.
Dude is toast.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 1:36 am
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:47 am
I don't do what society tells me. I hope Trump takes away the child tax benefit. You taker.KC Scott wrote:One day after he finds his special shrew, this will be Screwy http://www.newser.com/story/232376/cops ... -pals.html
CRIME / WEIRD CRIMES
Cops: Husband Faked Own Kidnapping to Hang With Pals
Rogelio Andaverde apparently really wanted to get out of the house
NEWSER) – In fairness to Rogelio Andaverde, two masked men did force their way into his Texas home and take him away at gunpoint in front of his terrified wife. It's just that police say he staged the whole thing—because he wanted to spend some time with the boys and was evidently afraid to tell his wife, reports the San Antonio Express-News. Police swarmed the scene with helicopters when his wife phoned in the apparent kidnapping, but they found no trace of him. The 34-year-old returned home two days later, saying he'd been released, but his story unraveled under questioning. He's now charged with making a false report to police. "We have people file false reports all the time," says the Hidalgo County sheriff. "But I've never had someone do it just to get out of the house."
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:48 am
OK, this is funny. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, apparently.KC Scott wrote:
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:00 pm
I am with you on this one, screwey. The feds should get out of the business of trying to persuade behavior through tax incentives. I would be perfectly fine with pay as you go taxing, no withholding, no returns. Every week your employer would pay you X% of your check and Uncle Sugar gets the rest. How many chilins you have, married status, how much you donate to whatever, totally irrelevant. And if you have a magic shade tree, good for you, knowing you are helping save the polar bears will be payment enough.Screw_Michigan wrote:I don't do what society tells me. I hope Trump takes away the child tax benefit. You taker.KC Scott wrote:One day after he finds his special shrew, this will be Screwy http://www.newser.com/story/232376/cops ... -pals.html
CRIME / WEIRD CRIMES
Cops: Husband Faked Own Kidnapping to Hang With Pals
Rogelio Andaverde apparently really wanted to get out of the house
NEWSER) – In fairness to Rogelio Andaverde, two masked men did force their way into his Texas home and take him away at gunpoint in front of his terrified wife. It's just that police say he staged the whole thing—because he wanted to spend some time with the boys and was evidently afraid to tell his wife, reports the San Antonio Express-News. Police swarmed the scene with helicopters when his wife phoned in the apparent kidnapping, but they found no trace of him. The 34-year-old returned home two days later, saying he'd been released, but his story unraveled under questioning. He's now charged with making a false report to police. "We have people file false reports all the time," says the Hidalgo County sheriff. "But I've never had someone do it just to get out of the house."
Will this cause reductions in how much money people donate to charities? Maybe, but I doubt it will be that much.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:54 pm
I'm glad we can reach across the aisle and work together in this era of unprecedented partisanship.smackaholic wrote: I am with you on this one, screwey. The feds should get out of the business of trying to persuade behavior through tax incentives. I would be perfectly fine with pay as you go taxing, no withholding, no returns. Every week your employer would pay you X% of your check and Uncle Sugar gets the rest. How many chilins you have, married status, how much you donate to whatever, totally irrelevant. And if you have a magic shade tree, good for you, knowing you are helping save the polar bears will be payment enough.
Will this cause reductions in how much money people donate to charities? Maybe, but I doubt it will be that much.
What do you think about the mortgage interest deduction going bye bye? That is reportedly on the table. KC Scrote won't like this one.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:57 pm
Mortgage interest would be at the top of my list. Why the fukk would you want to subdize someone taking on debt. We have too much of that already.
BTW, I am a bit biased here in that I paid my mortgage off a few years ago.
BTW, I am a bit biased here in that I paid my mortgage off a few years ago.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:50 pm
Can you run that through KC to English translator and re-post?KC Scott wrote:I don't care about the Mortgage deduction either. Its not 100% of the interest so made no sense to have it
Thanks.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 9:50 pm
Drop all the deductions and then lower the tax rate and make everyone pay.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 9:59 pm
Especially poor people. Make sure they pay. Don't put an extra tax burden on people that actually use the government (system) like business and elites. Make EVERYONE pay. Yeah that's the ticket!Left Seater wrote:Drop all the deductions and then lower the tax rate and make everyone pay.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:30 am
I thought it was clear enough.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:36 am
No one is saying the rich don't pay more. Even with a flat rate they would. Lefty has it right. Get rid of every last deduction, lower the rate for all. Well, you can't lower it for roughly half the folks out there as they don't pay a nickle.Moving Sale wrote:Especially poor people. Make sure they pay. Don't put an extra tax burden on people that actually use the government (system) like business and elites. Make EVERYONE pay. Yeah that's the ticket!Left Seater wrote:Drop all the deductions and then lower the tax rate and make everyone pay.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:50 am
You want to exempt the first $10,000 in earnings for everyone? I could support that. Those that don't work clearly would pay nothing, but neither would most students, some seniors, etc, etc.Moving Sale wrote:Especially poor people. Make sure they pay. Don't put an extra tax burden on people that actually use the government (system) like business and elites. Make EVERYONE pay. Yeah that's the ticket!Left Seater wrote:Drop all the deductions and then lower the tax rate and make everyone pay.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:50 am
And therein lies the problem. This country has a glut of lawyers and unfortunately, we are stupid enough to give the keys to.....mostly lawyers. I we had sensible laws that were designed to avoid litigation rather than create it, we could likely get by just fine on a quarter of the lawyers we have. Maybe less.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:38 pm
RIP Phil Hartman
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:06 pm
Not surprising.smackaholic wrote:I thought it was clear enough.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:16 pm
Shakespeare was right.smackaholic wrote:And therein lies the problem. This country has a glut of lawyers and unfortunately, we are stupid enough to give the keys to.....mostly lawyers.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:37 pm
Yes, you do. I have had primary mortgages and secondary mortgages in my life and have deducted all of the interest paid. Along with points at loan origination.KC Scott wrote:You can't deduct 100% of the interest you pay, so if you can afford to pay off your Mortgage you'll end up aheadMikey wrote:Can you run that through KC to English translator and re-post?KC Scott wrote:I don't care about the Mortgage deduction either. Its not 100% of the interest so made no sense to have it
Thanks.
Did I really have to spell that out for you?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:16 pm
Yeah I wasn't sure what he was talking about there. I'm carrying a first mortgage and a small HELOC, and all of the interest is deductible.Goober McTuber wrote:
Yes, you do. I have had primary mortgages and secondary mortgages in my life and have deducted all of the interest paid. Along with points at loan origination.
Maybe he thinks he should be able to deduct the interest from his taxes owed, instead of his AGI, but I thought Scrote was supposed to be some kind of financial whiz kid (
).It obviously made sense to smackaholic though. I guess if you don't have any actual income then you can't itemize any deductions. :?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:07 pm
Mikey wrote:Yeah I wasn't sure what he was talking about there. I'm carrying a first mortgage and a small HELOC, and all of the interest is deductible.Goober McTuber wrote:
Yes, you do. I have had primary mortgages and secondary mortgages in my life and have deducted all of the interest paid. Along with points at loan origination.
I assume it was troll bait for a KC Scott financial dick-measuring contest.Under 26 U.S.C. § 163(h) of the Internal Revenue Code, the United States allows a home mortgage interest deduction, with several limitations. First, the taxpayer must elect to itemize deductions, and the total itemized deductions must exceed the standard deduction (otherwise, itemization would not reduce tax). Second, the deduction is limited to interest on debts secured by a principal residence or a second home. Third, interest is deductible on only the first $1 million of debt used for acquiring, constructing, or substantially improving the residence, ($500,000 if filing separately) or the first $100,000 of home equity debt regardless of the purpose or use of the loan.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:14 pm
Yes up to a point. Once you start hitting a level on your AGI they start limiting the total amount of deductions from all or part of your Schedule A. Then there is the AMT bullshit 
Fuck, the wife and I are at at a point where we are in the sweet spot of the IRS, so I have been just following Bobby Knight's advice about rape the last couple of years.
Fuck, the wife and I are at at a point where we are in the sweet spot of the IRS, so I have been just following Bobby Knight's advice about rape the last couple of years.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 6:20 pm
KC Scott wrote:Thisatmdad wrote:Yes up to a point. Once you start hitting a level on your AGI they start limiting the total amount of deductions from all or part of your Schedule A. Then there is the AMT bullshit
.
I'm in the 33% AGI bracket and was only able to deduct a portion of the interest paid, according to HR Block. We also get nailed with the AMT
On top of that I pay Block $800+ yearly for all this good news so I'm all for eliminating all deductions, except charity, and going to a flat tax I can do on a postcard
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:01 pm
Poor little snowflake. Maybe if you went purse shopping you would feel better.KC Scott wrote:Thisatmdad wrote:Yes up to a point. Once you start hitting a level on your AGI they start limiting the total amount of deductions from all or part of your Schedule A. Then there is the AMT bullshit
.
I'm in the 33% AGI bracket and was only able to deduct a portion of the interest paid, according to HR Block. We also get nailed with the AMT
On top of that I pay Block $800+ yearly for all this good news so I'm all for eliminating all deductions, except charity, and going to a flat tax I can do on a postcard
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:09 pm
Moving Sale wrote:
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:53 pm
Goober McTuber wrote:I assume it was troll bait for a KC Scott financial dick-measuring contest.
