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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

Moving Sale wrote:

Could you please explain what would possess you to post this?

That doesn't explain what you (or he) means by "ankle bitter" and why are you so obsessed with my body?

Moving Sale wrote:why are you so obsessed with my body?

You like to lift and steam?

http://jalopnik.com/old-chevettes-are-s ... ce=taboola

jalopnik is a great site. This article is reasonably funny, but when I read the first reader comment, I just had to share it with you cretins.

The story of Solomon.

https://youtu.be/_Zjjg7mmDN4

Left Seater wrote:

Moving Sale wrote:

Left Seater wrote:Drop all the deductions and then lower the tax rate and make everyone pay.

Especially poor people. Make sure they pay. Don't put an extra tax burden on people that actually use the government (system) like business and elites. Make EVERYONE pay. Yeah that's the ticket!

You want to exempt the first $10,000 in earnings for everyone? I could support that. Those that don't work clearly would pay nothing, but neither would most students, some seniors, etc, etc.

Make all child support and alimony taxable income for the recipient. Make it non-taxable for the 'donor'.

smackaholic wrote:http://jalopnik.com/old-chevettes-are-s ... ce=taboola

jalopnik is a great site. This article is reasonably funny, but when I read the first reader comment, I just had to share it with you cretins.

Blind pigs and acorns come to mind right about now. RACK.

Kelly blew book price is easily the funniest thing I have read on the interwebs in a long time.

There's a winter storm heading our way.





Looks like we're about to be fucked.

55-75 mph wind and 3" to 8" of snow?

Sounds like fun.

It's really taking shape.

Looks like you're in for a jizzard blizzard.

Maybe you should pull out while you still can.

What do the fat skanks have to do with this?

UPDATE:

That's some heavy fucking snow.

I've started digging an ice cave.

It would be cool if you made some snow angels and posted a pic.

Got like 1/8" now... it's ON!!! Snowmageddon.

Sudden Sam wrote:https://i.sli.mg/vK8JgH.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prolly doing a St Vitus dance.

Fun read from the local street rag:

http://www.wweek.com/arts/comedy/2016/1 ... -warriors/

Yeah, I know, we got a music forum, but this is too good to languish over there where 3 or 4 of you fukks might see it in a week.



Probably the best cover I have ever seen. They absolutely kill it. Chicago prolly watches this and says, "damn, wish we could play it that well".

They are from Ukraine.

Smackie, go ahead and consider this a tune town request. Infact, I would like to see you throw together a "cover so fukking good it's scary" set. That is, if you ever do get over your TT hiatus. Slacker. :)

^^^ 1,000 times better than that unlistenable and unwatchable video Scrote just posted.

That was 1000X better sounding than most anything on the interwebs. I think I have listened to it 10 times, in stunned amazement everytime. The only thing that convinces me that it is not just them lipsyncing the original is the vocals are a little different and minor difference in guitar tone. Otherwise, it is absolutely spot on. The horn section is phenomenal. Fukk, it is all phenomenal.

Sudden Sam wrote:

Whisky.

Tango.

Foxtrot?

Another perfect Chicago cover by these commie fukkers....



And how's about that backup singer? YOWSZA!!!!!

I hope there was a belt in one of those boxes:


Warning: Graphic Skinny Jeans Content

smackaholic wrote:Smackie, go ahead and consider this a tune town request. Infact, I would like to see you throw together a "cover so fukking good it's scary" set.

I'll play it and agree it's a good cover for a tribute band, but as I've said, I prefer a cover that the band makes its own. This one is played almost note for note like the original, and the attempt is obviously to try to make it sound as indistinguishable from the original as possible except for stretching the guitar solo out a bit. But the quality and musicianship is good, the band is tight, and it sounds good, but no points for originality, which I'm sure is fine with them since they made no effort to be original.

Smackie Chan wrote:

smackaholic wrote:Smackie, go ahead and consider this a tune town request. Infact, I would like to see you throw together a "cover so fukking good it's scary" set.

I'll play it and agree it's a good cover for a tribute band, but as I've said, I prefer a cover that the band makes its own. This one is played almost note for note like the original, and the attempt is obviously to try to make it sound as indistinguishable from the original as possible except for stretching the guitar solo out a bit. But the quality and musicianship is good, the band is tight, and it sounds good, but no points for originality, which I'm sure is fine with them since they made no effort to be original.

Yeah, it is absolutely unoriginal and I do appreciate bands that put their own stamp on covers as well. I just posted these dudes because they did such an amazing job at being unoriginal. Of course I suspect there are thousands of studio musicians that could do the same in their sleep.

Braking Action? Poor!

I'm sure that video was epic when it worked.

Papa Willie wrote:Black Ice action?

Black ice matters.

Pretty slow takeoff.

So if you wreck your black SUV on black ice, that's black on black crime right?

Papa Willie wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Black Ice action?

Black ice matters.

That shit a fuck u up!

I suppose you'll break out some stats showing that black ice comprises only, like, 12% of all ice but is responsible for over half of ice-related traffic deaths. You're such a transparent icist.

Papa Willie wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Black Ice action?

Black ice matters.

That shit a fuck u up!

This is literally the most Rochester thing you will ever see. They don't call Rochester Smugtown for nothing.

Does that sign mean a muslim ban?