Doom

[EAP]

There's evidence that the zookeeper had the animal under sedation, and sodomized it.

That guy must have gotten a hell of a power rush from burying his load in a tiger.

Dangerous way to get off. What if the animal suddenly awoke?

[Innocent Bystander]

There's evidence that the zookeeper had the animal under sedation, and sodomized it.

That guy must have gotten a hell of a power rush from burying his load in a tiger.

Dangerous way to get off. What if the animal suddenly awoke?

Y'all need Jesus.

[Softball Bat]

Five million more unemployment claims expected, but now layoffs are broader and could be more permanent

As the shutdowns now cover states responsible for more than 90% of the country, employers are being forced to make tougher decisions about cost cutting and economists expect that means layoffs in all types of jobs across various industries.

"You're going to see more and more broad-based layoffs — temporary as well as long-term layoffs," she said. "The further we get into April, the more we're going to get beyond hourly workers to salaried workers." Those layoffs could be more permanent job losses...

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/08/five-mi ... anent.html

[Left Seater]

Meanwhile the CDC is saying some workers should probably return to work.

[Innocent Bystander]

Meanwhile the CDC is saying some workers should probably return to work.

Return to what kind of work? Return physically or remotely?

And what of job training? Will there be education expense help?

What is the end result of all this?

[Softball Bat]

We are in a full-on economic meltdown.

Incredible.

Truly epic.

[The Big Pickle]

We are in a full-on economic meltdown.

Incredible.

Truly epic.

The only problem is that it wasn't ECONOMIC!

It was a once in a hundred years BLACK SWAN event!

Go FUKKK yourself, you sky is falling chicken Little straight pussy hair loving freak!

Go
Fukkk
yourself

Oh yeah...KPOP. Smile

[Softball Bat]

Criminal banks (UNLIMITED bailouts), criminal Wall Street (bought by the Fed), criminal large corporations (funded by/taken over by "the government").

All the while citizens are holed up in their homes, given a piddling sustenance and promised loans.

Loans? rotf...







Pay your taxes by July 15th, 'tards.

Or else.



Too damn funny, man.

Just too damn funny!

[EAP]

Criminal banks (UNLIMITED bailouts), criminal Wall Street (bought by the Fed), criminal large corporations (funded by/taken over by "the government").

All the while citizens are holed up in their homes, given a piddling sustenance and promised loans.

Loans? rotf...







Pay your taxes by July 15th, 'tards.

Or else.



Too damn funny, man.

Just too damn funny!

Your posts are now reduced to pure msnbc bullshit propaganda.

Millions of small businesses will receive stimulus checks as well.
Every aspect of this economy is coming ROARING back, whether you like it or not.
The stock market was up 3% today.
In a couple months, when all your predictions are flushed down the toilet, what in God's name could you possibly say?

[Softball Bat]

The stock market was up 3% today.

Yes, while actual economic conditions in Amerika are more atrocious than during the great depression.

Such should be the first clue that you are being fvcked HARD.



Duh!

[Left Seater]

Why do you hate American workers? You root against them on a daily basis. You do understand that a lot of retirement accounts are deep in the market?

[Softball Bat]

Millions of small businesses will receive stimulus checks as well.

They will be getting a fat dick to suck.

Why do you hate American workers? You root against them on a daily basis. You do understand that a lot of retirement accounts are deep in the market?

Your narrative is a joke, dude.

I did not set up their retirement accounts.


A healthy market will find fair value.
What you have now is a gross distortion of a proportion that is almost unimaginable.

The markets obviously need to fall drastically -- and the U.S. needs to go back to sound money, not this fiat monopoly money bullshit.

Your kids and grandkids will be infinitely better off if it were to go down that way.

Stop thinking about your own round face.


But... sound steps will not happen.
Your owners have you by the balls.

Enjoy!

[Left Seater]

Millions of small businesses will receive stimulus checks as well.

They will be getting a fat dick to suck.

Why do you hate American workers? You root against them on a daily basis. You do understand that a lot of retirement accounts are deep in the market?

Your narrative is a joke, dude.

I did not set up their retirement accounts.


A healthy market will find fair value.
What you have now is a gross distortion of a proportion that is almost unimaginable.

The markets obviously need to fall drastically -- and the U.S. needs to go back to sound money, not this fiat monopoly money bullshit.

Your kids and grandkids will be infinitely better off if it were to go down that way.

Stop thinking about your own round face.


But... sound steps will not happen.
Your owners have you by the balls.

Enjoy!

The market was fine but for this Pandemic. Your rooting for it to tank is what is sad.

[Softball Bat]

For the first 80 years of the Dow Jones, it never went above 8,000.

In the last 25 years it has gone from 8,000 to 29,000.


Just fine.



LMAO!

[Left Seater]

Cool apples to windows comparison.

Going from 500 to 8000 is a 16 fold increase.

[Softball Bat]

For the first 40 years of the Dow (1915 to 1955), it traded in the neighborhood of 2,500.
Wild deviations from this resulted in wild corrections.
Roaring 20''s to -----> great depression.

For the next 40 years of the Dow (1955-1995), it traded in the neighborhood of 5,000.
Wild deviations resulted in corrections.

One might expect the period we are in now (19995-2035) to show the Dow trading in the neighborhood of 10,000.
Wild deviations from this should result in a correction.

We went up to 29,000 -- and even with the massive drop that took it down to 19,000 it was still grossly inflated.

The Dow should rightfully experience a correction down to under 10,000.
By 2035 it might rightfully be expected to trade in the neighborhood of 20,000, not now.

This is a grotesque freak show for the ages.



We are in a big, f@t, ugly bubble, as your Dear Leader correctly said when he was courting your vote in 2016.

[Left Seater]

More doomsday from the Board fortune teller. Just keep selling it someday sometime you will be correct.

[EAP]

The stock market was up 3% today.

Yes, while actual economic conditions in Amerika are more atrocious than during the great depression.

Such should be the first clue that you are being fvcked HARD.



Duh!

Softball,
I just got thru explaining to you that the stimulus package was designed to help the economy get back to exactly where it was
These extreme unprecedented circumstances, called for extreme measures.

And mark my words, the market understands that in just a few months, millions will be back to work, businesses will be back up and running, and the economy will be stronger than ever.

If we didn't take these extreme measures to counter these extreme unprecedented circumstances, you'd have seen complete and total economic collapse.

For you not to understand the grave nature of what we were facing? Is great cause for serious concern about your overall perspective on things.

[Screw_Michigan]

Meanwhile the CDC is saying some workers should probably return to work.

Trump is, not the CDC. Would you have a link to back up your assertion?

[Left Seater]

Of course i do. Unlike you I don’t make shit up.

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/ ... xperts-say

[Innocent Bystander]

Of course i do. Unlike you I don’t make shit up.

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/ ... xperts-say

Screwy doesn't make things up. He has a liberal bias, which is different.

Thank you for the headline. It's good to know.

There are too many conflicting messages out there, from the guardians of our health. Think about them for two seconds, and the thing falls apart. Think about them for two minutes more, and another picture reveals itself.

[Softball Bat]

More doomsday from the Board fortune teller. Just keep selling it someday sometime you will be correct.

It is here right now, dummy.

[Mikey]

Of course i do. Unlike you I don’t make shit up.

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/ ... xperts-say

Your link actually misquoted the CDC guidance (which was linked in the article). Nowhere does is say "should return to work" as you claimed (made up?) in your earlier post. It says "may continue to work." And there are a lot of caveats.

There's a big difference, though you may deny it.

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nc ... tices.html

To ensure continuity of operations of essential functions, CDC advises that critical infrastructure workers may be permitted to continue work following potential exposure to COVID-19, provided they remain asymptomatic and additional precautions are implemented to protect them and the community.

Pretty irresponsible reporting by Healthline, whoever they are (maybe a branch of OANN?). A lot of gullible people will probably read their article and be completely misled because they're too lazy to follow up.

[Left Seater]

Ok I will concede on the semantics. However previously the CDC was saying workers shouldn’t be going into the office. Now saying may be permitted is a big change.

But that s new guidance makes sense. Those who have been exposed and didn’t get sick or those that did get sick and have recovered should go back to normal activities.

[Mikey]

It's a lot more than semantics. The CDC document also limited their guidance specifically to critical infrastructure workers. Nothing about going back into the office. Though admittedly some critical infrastructure workers may work in an office I would think that most were in the field somewhere or some facility other than an office.

[Left Seater]

The CDC is looking horrible in this time. They should be leading with a clear voice but they can’t make up their mind on anything.

[Softball Bat]

President Donald Trump has now placed the entire country under a major disaster declaration.
First time in history.




The entire country is now under a major disaster declaration for the coronavirus pandemic after the U.S. death toll reached the highest in the world on Saturday.

President Donald Trump approved a disaster declaration for Wyoming on Saturday, which comes 22 days after the first disaster declaration in New York, the epicenter of the virus.

All 50 states as well as the U.S. Virgin islands, the Northern Mariana Islands, Washington, D.C., Guam and Puerto Rico have received a federal disaster declaration...

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/11/every-s ... demic.html






Damn, all for a hoax.

[EAP]

President Donald Trump has now placed the entire country under a major disaster declaration.
First time in history.




The entire country is now under a major disaster declaration for the coronavirus pandemic after the U.S. death toll reached the highest in the world on Saturday.

President Donald Trump approved a disaster declaration for Wyoming on Saturday, which comes 22 days after the first disaster declaration in New York, the epicenter of the virus.

All 50 states as well as the U.S. Virgin islands, the Northern Mariana Islands, Washington, D.C., Guam and Puerto Rico have received a federal disaster declaration...

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/11/every-s ... demic.html






Damn, all for a hoax.

Wyoming finally got 1 case.
Probably just a drifter.

[Innocent Bystander]

Ok I will concede on the semantics. However previously the CDC was saying workers shouldn’t be going into the office. Now saying may be permitted is a big change.

But that s new guidance makes sense. Those who have been exposed and didn’t get sick or those that did get sick and have recovered should go back to normal activities.

Even with reinfection numbers? ie. the recovered who spontaneously got sick again and died.

Are the new recommendations for public health or economic health? Inconsistencies, like with the ever changing mask protocol explanations.

[Left Seater]

It is for both.

The US has seen 20,000 deaths so far from the ‘Rona. Let’s say it reaches 90K, which is an estimate I saw on Friday. That sucks but it really isn’t that different than a bad flu season. Next fall we will shut down the economy again because there is an especially deadly flu outbreak?

[Softball Bat]

It is for both.

The US has seen 20,000 deaths so far from the ‘Rona. Let’s say it reaches 90K, which is an estimate I saw on Friday. That sucks but it really isn’t that different than a bad flu season. Next fall we will shut down the economy again because there is an especially deadly flu outbreak?

The flu thing is dumb as hell.

I'm not surprised it is Lump fans who keep belching it out.


So far (allegedly)...

Coronavirus deaths in 2020 = 20,000
Coronavirus deaths in 2019 = 0

NYC is at a near stand still.
It is a major crisis on multiple levels, ding dong.

[Left Seater]

Sure. It is mostly a self inflicted economic crisis.

But for you and others to just dismiss the flu numbers show your agenda. You like many others remain a puppet.

[EAP]

It is for both.

The US has seen 20,000 deaths so far from the ‘Rona. Let’s say it reaches 90K, which is an estimate I saw on Friday. That sucks but it really isn’t that different than a bad flu season. Next fall we will shut down the economy again because there is an especially deadly flu outbreak?

The flu thing is dumb as hell.

I'm not surprised it is Lump fans who keep belching it out.


So far (allegedly)...

Coronavirus deaths in 2020 = 20,000
Coronavirus deaths in 2019 = 0

NYC is at a near stand still.
It is a major crisis on multiple levels, ding dong.

20,000?
The flu says,
Until you get to 60,000,
Hold my beer.

And, even if it does manage to get to 60,000.
Over 93% were over the age of 70.

With the flu, (hold my beer).
You get the entire spectrum dying .
Not just the one's who already have one foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel.
Hold my motherfuckin' beer.

[Kierland]

88,
Your trolls are pathetic and dangerous.

Oh and you are a fucking POS.

[EAP]

88,
Your trolls are pathetic and dangerous.

Oh and you are a fucking POS.

No one in the history of this board is anywhere near the level of danger that you present through your fucked up thinking.

If you'd sit down with a good clinical psychologist, you'd take those all important first baby steps towards normalcy.
But you won't. You like to wallow in your own stupidity.

[Kierland]

Trust the process
Noise and light

[EAP]

Trust the process
Noise and light

When you sit down with the clinical psychologist, start out by saying,
Trust the process
Noise and light
BEFORE you introduce yourself.

[Innocent Bystander]

Trust the process
Noise and light

When you sit down with the clinical psychologist, start out by saying,
Trust the process
Noise and light
BEFORE you introduce yourself.

Noise and light reminds me of childbirth. In a cocoon, the only world you've ever known, suddenly violently ejected from it never to return, all of the sensations you thought you were experiencing revealed to be mere muffled shadows of the real thing: noise and light.

[Softball Bat]

Donald's Easter message to the nation.








It's a plague

- Donald

[Screw_Michigan]

At least he didn't say Happy Good Friday.