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Harold will rule the world someday.

Left Seater wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:24 pm

Is she no longer a man?

BTW...Michelle Obama memes? You seem to be stuck in the past. Still recovering from being trapped in that glacier?

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 10:40 pm

Left Seater wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:24 pm

Is she no longer a man?

I laughed.




But, not as much as I did to this picture...

Left Seater is more of a woman than Michelle Obama ever was. I think he may be trying to indoctrinate our children.

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 10:47 pm

Left Seater is more of a woman than Michelle Obama ever was. I think he may be trying to indoctrinate our children.

He does look like a "butch" lesbian.

Still winning.

Lefty, I’m just glad I’m not in your shoes. Literally. I mean, they look like they have Leprosy.

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 10:40 pm

Left Seater wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:24 pm

Is she no longer a man?

As far as I know Big Mitch is still slinging ham.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1818400329609761239

Rioter in Southport retires from rioting

Bwhahahahaha!

FBI gets their man again using an informant. This time it’s about Iran wanting revenge for assassinations...



U.S. charges Pakistani with alleged Iran ties in murder-for-hire plot against Trump, U.S. officials





https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pakistani- ... officials/




A lot of the Trumpers are going to be pretty conflicted about this one.

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/08/0 ... s-00173000


Rack.

interesting link, m2


If one is inclined toward a comedic moment, I present:




if you're a Seagal fan, avert your eyes...

Chef Curry.


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/artic ... paris-2024


They needed a Warrior from San Francisco.

From 17 points down. Curry goes on a rampage for 36 points!

Unreal.

FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2024 9:08 pm Chef Curry.


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/artic ... paris-2024


They needed a Warrior from San Francisco.

From 17 points down. Curry goes on a rampage for 36 points!

Unreal.

I watched the second half, and what a game. Curry was 9/14 from 3 I think, plus a huge steal and layup in the closing minutes. Big Warriors fan here ever since Rick Barry gave a clinic at my Jr HS. Consequently I’m also a hater of the Lakers and Lebron. During the NBA season. But Lebron was fucking money today. Anchoring the US with a triple double and a lot of clutch play. Great teammate.

Yeah, I remember Barry when they won the championship. The bullets were supposed to sweep them and they swept the bullets. Rick Barry was incredible player.

When Curry's on.. there's no more fun player to watch in the NBA.

Team USA needed a little Curry on it today.

It tastes good.

Curry. He was a dagger today.

Curry was CRAZY!

WTF was that last shot?!

Unreal last few minutes. USA coulda easily lost. Curry. What can you say? Fuck.

bungle clone wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 10:34 pm interesting link, m2


If one is inclined toward a comedic moment, I present:




if you're a Seagal fan, avert your eyes...

Bump

This was well worth the watch.

A little slow starting but stick with it, great laughs. Well done.

Segal is 'orrible.

Serious bizness, glad y'all liked that. Careful tho, the author of the satire crafts addicting material. Space Ice lampoons a bunch of Seagal but others as well. It doesn't hurt that some of his best vids run 10-15 minutes a pop.

I found the emphasis on guns that magically reload, or firing without aiming etc etc something to be more than a running joke, it made me realize that when I indulge in passively watching things like that, I'm an ignorant dolt about firearms.

I bet people who actually have fired a real weapon have a lot to say about what they see from the lesser examples of the action genre.

Not all libs are Kamala fans. Wait…no libs were Kamala fans until a couple weeks ago.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-lymIMS ... I2bQ%3D%3D

Yeah, I'm sure Bill Maher will be the final nail in Harris' political coffin. Thanks for the laugh.

UAW FILES FEDERAL LABOR CHARGES AGAINST DONALD TRUMP AND ELON MUSK FOR ATTEMPTING TO INTIMIDATE AND THREATEN WORKERS


https://uaw.org/uaw-files-federal-labor ... %20strikes

After Two Weeks With Kamala, Tim Walz Announces He Has Signed Back Up With National Guard And Requested Deployment To Iraq

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Former vice-presidential candidate Tim Walz has just made a groundbreaking announcement, stating in a press conference that he has just re-enlisted in the National Guard and requested deployment to Iraq after spending two harrowing weeks with Kamala Harris.

"After careful consideration, I have decided to re-enlist in the armed forces and seek deployment to somewhere — anywhere," said Walz. "I'll go to Iraq, for real this time. I will go to any war zone you want. I'm begging you."

Though leaving the ticket after only two weeks, campaign staffers report that Walz actually set the record for the longest time any person has ever worked with Kamala. "Most people don't make it twenty-four hours with that woman. Walz really hung in there," said aide Mandy Donaldson. "Twelve days was the previous record, and that guy was deaf. This is actually my last day, I just got a new job as a janitor at a slaughterhouse. I can't wait."

According to sources, Walz has called his former fellow soldiers and issued a heartfelt apology. "Please…take me back," whimpered Walz. "The horrors I have lived through these past two weeks, I do not think I will ever recover from. I'm so sorry I ever left you guys."

At publishing time, Tim Walz had volunteered to go walking around searching for land mines if it meant immediate deployment.

bleach42 with another stellar cut and paste.

From the Trump campaign.

'I'm Not Dead Yet!' Insists Biden As He's Loaded Onto Cart Of Corpses



WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden was loaded onto a convenient death cart Wednesday despite protests that he was not yet deceased. Witnesses claim the president wriggled a bit in the grip of Vice President Kamala Harris as she insisted he was pretty much as good as dead and attempted to load him onto the cart.

"No, I'm not dead yet! I'm happy! I feel happy! Come on, man!" Biden allegedly said in front of several witnesses.

According to sources, Harris got into a brief argument with the body collector who maintained that he had a strict policy to not add living persons to the cart. "I have a strict policy to only transport dead people," he said. "I'm no biologist, but I think this fellow is alive. I don't own this cart, you know. You're asking me to violate my lease!"

Witnesses claim Harris laughed a considerable amount throughout the exchange. "No no no, he's dead. Pretty much dead, anyway," she said. "Or he will be any moment. HA HAHAHAHAA!"

Harris and the city body collector later came to an undisclosed agreement and Biden, who appeared to be mostly alive just a moment prior, suddenly stopped moving after the body collector went in for a closer inspection.

At publishing time, The White House confirmed Biden had tragically died of totally natural, not-at-all-suspicious causes and named Kamala Harris president in his place.

babylonbee.com

I laughed.

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:03 pm From the Trump campaign.

Pretty goddamn accurate.

I approve that message.

Pro-gun candidate protected by bulletproof glass from pro-gun crowd.

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2024 11:00 pm Pro-gun candidate protected by bulletproof glass from pro-gun crowd.

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2024 11:00 pm Pro-gun candidate protected by bulletproof glass from pro-gun crowd.

You do know that he was almost assassinated right?

That's what happens when you are a delusional libtard - your brain turns to mush.

Once a cheater always a cheater.


https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4 ... -fighters/

A spokesperson for the Foo Fighters said in a statement to The Hill late Sunday the band did not give permission to the Trump campaign to use the song at a Friday campaign rally in Arizona. The spokesperson said any royalties the band earns off the song would be donated to Vice President Harris’s campaign.

Rack the Foo Fighters.

For making the convicted felon donate to the President Harris' campaign.


Too funny.

Sven Golly wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2024 5:42 pm You do know that he was almost assassinated right?

Yes, by a registered Republican. Funny how fast you forget that.

Aiyuk, Aiyuk... Aiyuk is on fire !


https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/410 ... -extension


Finally.