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Takig a break from the tards in my houes to say



C'MON LIGDE!!!!!


WOOOOOOOOOT!

I want to die.

OUCH!

PrimeX wrote:Takig a break from the tards in my houes to say



C'MON LIGDE!!!!!


WOOOOOOOOOT!

PUJOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best hitter in the game. I hate everything.

That ball got out of there in a hurry.

Sure got real quiet in there in a hurry

Rack watching a real homer hit in that joke of a fucking park.





Pujols is God







buwahaha, just walked in to see the homer!

Hey, take heart, no team has ever blown a 3-1 series lead. Huh? Oh yeah, never mind.

Albert to Minute maid park:


Choo choo on this

PrimeX the plagiarist wrote:I hate everything.

Sincerely,
Me, in 2002, Lakers-Kings, WCF

Dude, man, I feel for you. Oswalt had better close 'em out in Game Six 'cause Rocket ain't winning in Busch in a Game Seven. This could end up being the most crushing loss in the history of a franchise that's mostly known nothing but crushing losses.

Speaking of crushing, I'm not sure I've ever seen anybody hit a ball harder than Pujols killed that one. Holy fuck, he just destroyed that one.

I'm guessing that whole Lidge Is A Lock thing is pretty much toast now, eh?

Choooo Chooooo

That ball was hit so hard he made it rain here.

Didn't the Astros lose games 6 and 7 in St. Louis last year as well?

Otis wrote:Didn't the Astros lose games 6 and 7 in St. Louis last year as well?

I didn't see that series.

sincerely,

Roy Firestone

Otis wrote:Didn't the Astros lose games 6 and 7 in St. Louis last year as well?

that was last year, cardinals still have to prove they can hit 2 games in a row!


And the Astros will actually have to earn their homers back at Busch, none of these off the end of bat 3 run shots.

PrimeX wrote:I hate everything.

I just hate Minute Maid Park:

1) George Herbert Walker and that lady who is kind enough to point out how sucky life is for the poor.
2) The retired numbers. I think if a player reaches his 5 and 10 while wearing the star he gets his number retired. Larry Dierker gets a number retired? When does Eusebio get his number up there?
3) Choo Choo train. It blows a whistle and moves when a home run is hit. It blows. It means something to the people in Houston, but to everyone else in the world it means "you'd have to hit it this far for it to be a home run in other stadiums."
4) Towles Hill. Biggest joke in all of baseball stadiumnessosity. Bigger joke than the BoB swimming pool. Bigger joke than Wrigley's bathrooms. Bigger joke than the Twins' garbage bag. Bigger joke than the entirety of Tropicana.
5) The flag pole on Towles Hill. Second biggest joke.
6) Killer B's noise. We get it. It remind us of the menace of Derek Bell's grill.
7) Stadium dimensions. 200 feet to left, the D Train and two buses to center and a resemblance of normalcy to right.
8) Crawford boxes. When people want to get excited about a weak pop up to left, they sit in the Crawford boxes. Their mere presence is a mockery to the sport. Fuck Bud Selig for letting this happen.



SWIIIIIIIING AND HELLO 4TH OF JULY!

I hope you all contract chlamydia!

I just am not seeing what you are seeing. I did not realize they moved the left field seats back when the visiting team bats.

IndyFrisco wrote:I just am not seeing what you are seeing. I did not realize they moved the left field seats back when the visiting team bats.

That's not what I'm saying, Opie.

300ft to left ain't baseball.

Otis wrote:Didn't the Astros lose games 6 and 7 in St. Louis last year as well?

Last year was scrub Pete Munroe, then Clemens.

This year it's Roy mother fuckin' O, then Clemens.

It's over in game 6.
Gonna slam that cookie cutter out in style.
Fuck, I gots no sleep. Like a bad break up, but with less fingernail scratches from a bitch and more moonshots on repeat in my head.

Yeah, and the long grass atthe ND/USC game this weekend ONLY slowed down USC... :roll:

IndyFrisco wrote:Yeah, and the long grass atthe ND/USC game this weekend ONLY slowed down USC... :roll:

I don't care if both teams play on the same field, freckles, that place is a shithole.

Cutesy marketing techniques affecting the play on the field = shit.

Bizzarofelice wrote:Cutesy marketing techniques affecting the play on the field = shit.

You mean... like a 30 ft high wall 5 feet closer than Minute Maid's left field line?

yup.
fuck the green monster.

Don't have a dog in the fight, but rack Pujols for making Berkman's opposite field flare a distant memory.

What a joke of a field. Have any popped-up bunt attempts carried over that wall, too?

Oh Tony La Russa
Just what have you done
It’s enough with the sunglasses
We thought we had won.


*Oh Albert Pujols
You big sack of SHIT
If you were dying of thirst
I would not even spit.


Oh David Eckstein
Why are you here
A fucking weak grounder
I puked in my beer.



Oh Jimmy Edmonds
Centerfielder du jour
I knew he would walk you
Your wife is a whore.



Oh Reggie Sanders
I knew that we should
Have walked fuckin' Pujols
You were sure that we would.



Oh Mr. Garner
You over-manage to much
You CANNOT pitch to Pujols
You know the guy’s clutch.



Oh Bradley Lidge
What can I say
You threw an 0 and 1 meatball
It’s still flying today.



So here’s to the 'Stros
With two more to go
I’ve given my heart
Please don’t rip out my soul.

'STROS IN 6 NAH!

* I kid. :roll:

"It's still flying today."

Awesome...

PrimeX wrote:

Ummm, I made this yesterday and only posted it here. Now I get back from lunch and found an email in my inbox from our HR dept. with the pic thinking we'd never seen it.

A dude of a friend of another person of someone else sent it to her. This is like that Kevin Bacon shit.

I'm fucking famous.

PrimeX wrote:

PrimeX wrote:

Ummm, I made this yesterday and only posted it here.

:roll: Sure you did. Big EM head much?

Swear on this months beer money. No fucking lie.

http://www.thesmackbat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8664

Much?

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

Much much?

Autographs available immediately after the ballgame.

Swear.

To.

God.

Hours of humor Jerry, Hours.

Card fan needs to check http://www.STLCardinals.com

In the fan vote at the bottom, 53% of your own fans give the 'Stros a victory tonight. WTF is up wit dat?

http://forums.stltoday.com/viewtopic.php?t=303832


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Holy Heeeell! I am totally lolzerz.

Can I sue?

im not telling what massage* board i found this on.



*oh primey, what happened to you y?

somebody just posted that on the creednet board.

bwahahahaa

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:04 pm Reply with quoteEdit/Delete this postBack to top
IndyFrisco wrote:
No, I think Pujols is the MVP. It's strictly a stat award, just like the Cy.

I was just poking fun of the largest group of homers I've ever known, on this board and anywhere else.



that's where you are wrong.

Now if you go to a cardinals board, i'm sure the koolaid guzzlers will tout everything STL, but i look at the team in nonbiased view!


The cardinals are in trouble this playoffs. Their offense is nothing like last year, and their Aces are fading. If Hooston beats ATL, i could see the oposite of last year happening, but this time we'll get 2-1 or 1-0 pitching duels every game.

They have been losing ugly in past month, and unlike tards who say it's cause they know they have everything wrapped up, who are kidding themselves, this team looks bad right now, Pujols is hurting, he's been hurting all year, but he's hurting bigtime, but even he knows if he goes down, team is fucked.


The Cards are going to have to have Carp and Mulder have their A game every night, cause the offense isn't there like it was last year. And we all watched how bad they struggled in WS at plate.


Amen

CardFan... If you signed up for an AV, here it is. Not bad. I Took it easy because I like you fuckers!

Sig I will leave up to Prime or rozy!