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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:16 am
by kcdave
Paul, contrary to my normal nature ......... (leading crusades, and fighting evil admins) ..... I do have to admit, that I agree with Orc a little on this ....
orcinus wrote:If you can't simply ignore the shiny REPLY button, then either step it up or give yourself a much-needed sabbatical.
.... with one exception.

Im not gonna ask you to step it up. No one else here has stepped it up, so there is no need to ask you to do so. If you do so, by your own choosing, that is great. But this is not SC3 in the early days. Its not like there is some one with some kind of new smack, funny shit, just killing you, around every corner.

With a few exceptions, this place is really kind of boring. In fact, with what Im about to tell you, it will be even more boring, as you, if you choose, will not be giving peeps a reason to run some lame ass reset.

Take a break. Ignore the reply button.

You may be surprised by this, but you can really get in someones head, by not replying ........ or better yet, ignoring them all together, and never bothering to read what was said.


If none of that matters, I hope you will take this to heart. Time is money. YOUR time, is YOUR money. Why waste your time or money on something that is not worth it?

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:56 am
by ChargerMike
Frank Football wrote:Take Orc's advice you fat, stupid, shithead. :meds:
Kaley calling someone else fat...omg...LMAO

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:30 am
by Frank Football
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Frank Football wrote:Take Orc's advice you fat, stupid, shithead. :meds:
orcinus wrote:Frank ... give it a rest.

Seriously.

You've become your own worst enemy and will never get over on anyone posting stupid pictures, name-calling and running FTFY smack. I can't suggest you choose another path strongly enough.

Trust me on this.

If you can't simply ignore the shiny REPLY button, then either step it up or give yourself a much-needed sabbatical.

Bad FRANK has become a cancer.
Guess you couldn't take the advice, eh dumbshit? Well, enjoy some more cake, pie, candy, eclairs, and fudge while admiring your three Cryin' Ryan Awards, tubby. :lol:

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:42 am
by Qbert
happy birthday 'Orc

celebrate by putting this thread 2 sleep.

seems that ALL of your Doxies are nipping at a bunch of ankles.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:30 pm
by Snooze Baton
Kan't Control My Spending v0.0 wrote:I could make him cry like a little BITCH merely by raising a fist at him.
Is that before or after you did your wife's laundry as she balances your checkbook?

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:12 pm
by orcinus
Emporer and supreme internet overlord of page whatever!

Emporer?

Please ...

If I wanted to go Sith Lord on you Paul, I wouldn't bother posting in a meaningless thread. Besides, I tend to leave all the heavy lifting around here to our mods, other than the occasional troll-killing party.

Nope, make no mistake ... this is simply one poster kicking another in the ass in an attempt to get rid of the same bullshit we've been forced to endure for multiple seasons now. Whether or not you care to admit it, you're much more than part of the problem.

You've become the problem, and you're getting called on it.

As your fellow KC fan, I don't think of you as a board bitch; however, you certainly deserve the title whenever you chose to engage the ankle-biters in weak, childish smack attempts. The name-calling, FTFY posts and simpleton pictures you post are, quite frankly, the weakest retorts imaginable, and I'd liken reading them to fingernails grinding down a chalk board.

When it starts popping up in thread after thread, it spirals into the same old, tail-chasing drama we've tried to rid ourselves of since day one and, for some strange reason, you're always at the center of the mailstorm.

Imagine that.

The few times you've actually tried to ignore the ankle-biting attacks, you've been fine. Hell, you even managed to go toe-to-toe with me for a few rounds last year over Warner and emerged with some newfound respect ... from me, at least.

As a sure sign the apocalypse is upon us, I'll agree with Dave in the same thread. You shouldn't be singled out to make more of an effort to improve your posts; however, by eliminating the neener-neener-type nonsense ... your posting will improve dramatically, by default.

If you want to mix it up, just pick your freaking battles more carefully, dude. Watching you get mowed over in a clumsy attempt at smack might be funny as hell the first time it happens, but by the four-hundred and eighty-seventh time the same thing makes me want to reach through the monitor and choke someone (Wags might have been onto something there).

Despite repeated pleas from several folks in this forum to pull you out of the muck, you continue to jump back in as if it were your only refuge.

Why do you continue to waste bandwidth with the biters of the world, when that's exactly their objective? They don't want to debate you over the Chiefs. They don't want to hear your opinion. They simply want to poke you with a stick and goad you into posting over and over again, until you inevitably stumble and fall all over yourself.

That's the game ... why you continue to play is beyond my grasp.

It's almost too much to be coincidence, actually, and I'm beginning to wonder if I'm the one being trolled through all this.

No matter, though. It would be easy enough for the forum to simply ignore you en masse through either design or phpbb modification; however, you've also become the prone horse I simply can't walk away from and, instead, continue to kick over and over again in a vain attempt to resuscitate.

If I'm wrong here, someone is more than welcome to set me straight ... I'll gladly come correct if I'm simply seeing this through clouded vision.

Let Bad Paul fall by the wayside ... once and for all.

Your fellow NFL forum posters will fall over themselves to thank you for that simple task.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:54 pm
by Cuda
You make it sound like a bad thing, Orc

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:54 pm
by War Wagon
orcinus wrote: If I'm wrong here, someone is more than welcome to set me straight ...
I'm not saying that you're wrong, and I'm certainly not trying to set you straight. However, your obvious parental like concern for the content of Paul's posts is a bit curious. I mean, it's not like he's the one instigating the majority of it. It seems that you're trying to hold Paul to a higher standard, which doesn't seem reasonable.

While I agree that Paul would be better served by simply ignoring his lowbrow fanclub, I also think he's just giving back what he gets, and as such, I have no problem with it.

Besides, w/o Paul being Paul, this forum would have much less traffic. As a business man orc, you know that traffic means everything.

So I say, in no uncertain terms, Rock-on Paul!

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:56 pm
by Raydah James
War Wagon wrote:
Besides, w/o Paul being Paul, this forum would have much less traffic.
You are a complete idiot.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:58 pm
by Cuda
Raydah James wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Besides, w/o Paul being Paul, this forum would have much less traffic.
You are a complete idiot.
Oh, I disagree. That he's a complete idiot, that is

Without Paul, Whitey knows he would become the smack piñana around here.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:15 pm
by War Wagon
Now, here is a perfect test case...
Raydah James wrote: You are a complete idiot.
When confronted with an epic statement such as this, how do you respond?

a. Suck my dick, motherfucker!
b. Yo' Momma!
c. Oh yeah? Well so are you, so there!
d. Don't you have some hairjell to pick up at OSCO?
e. Consider the source, laugh, and move along.

If you've picked e, congrats.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:17 pm
by War Wagon
Cuda wrote: Without Paul, Whitey knows he would become the smack piñana around here.
Oh really?

When's that going to start happening, big boy?

:lol:

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:28 pm
by Raydah James
War Wagon wrote:
Cuda wrote: Without Paul, Whitey knows he would become the smack piñana around here.
Oh really?

When's that going to start happening, big boy?


Now, is this:

A. Retardation
B. Delusional Myopia
C. Prelude to another melting summer for the Wags family
D. Time for Wags to pick up his white hooded garments from the dry cleaners
E. All of the Above


Quite obvious what the answer is in this case as well.


Fucking Tard.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:21 am
by War Wagon
Raydah James wrote: Prelude to another melting summer for the Wags family
Summer? You look at a calendar lately LA Lames?

It fucking snowed here today and the wind chill would turn your folicles into gelsicles, cabana boy.

Now, get off the fucking computer and get your ass out there on the freeway and pick up some more cans so you have the money to pay me with at seasons end, Bitch.

What's really fuckin' funny about this bet is that it started at $50 and wound up at $120 after you kept ridiculously upping it.

Fucking Tard, indeed.

:lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:36 am
by Raydah James
War Wagon wrote:
Summer? You look at a calendar lately LA Lames?
My Bad. Its still like summer here in San Diego, so pardon my forgetfullness about your midwest inbred suffering ass.
It fucking snowed here today
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

:lol:

Sucks to be you, KKK Wagon. On the bright side, there are no doubt many relieved baby sisters who know thier brothers will be warming themselves with moonshine this friday night instead of chasing them around the house trying to knock them up.



What's really fuckin' funny about this bet is that it started at $50 and wound up at $120 after you kept ridiculously upping it.
Season isnt over yet-once it is, we'll cross that bridge and i'll give you props if you got over.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:14 am
by War Wagon
Raydah James wrote: Its still like summer here in San Diego.
How utterly boring and mundane to NOT get to experience the changing of seasons. Might as well live in Taiwan or some such.
It fucking snowed here today
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Sucks to be you, KKK Wagon. On the bright side, there are no doubt many relieved baby sisters who know thier brothers will be warming themselves with moonshine this friday night instead of chasing them around the house trying to knock them up.
I KNEW you wouldn't be able to resist that bait. :wink:

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:03 am
by T REX
Wow....a schism in the ranks of the kc brethren.

I agree the smack routine gets old quickly.

When paulina goes from thread to thread drop turds it makes it difficult to just ignore. Dude hasn't had an original thought in a decade.

I actually like most of you in here. I don't mind the occasional sparring. It keeps you sharp. But to drop in on every thread I post in to call me fucking bet-whelcher.......my gawd......give it a rest.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:18 am
by War Wagon
T REX wrote:Wow....a schism in the ranks of the kc brethren.
Not really.

Paul says some stuff now and then...we pull him back in line eventually...because if Paul were missing from the Line, that'd be a BIG, Willie Roaf type, absence.

If you catch my drift.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:45 am
by T REX
Heard. Everyone just needs to lighten up a little. Freaking Christmas is right around the corner.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:02 am
by RadioFan
T REX wrote:Heard. Everyone just needs to lighten up a little. Freaking Christmas is right around the corner.
Especially for those who welched on a bet and need a present.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:33 am
by Frank Football
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
Frank Football wrote:Take Orc's advice you fat, stupid, shithead. :meds:
Kaley calling someone else fat...omg...LMAO
Yeah, I ALWAYS LMAO at that too...especially considering I've seen that baby fat-waddling, 3-inch thick glasses-wearing, pocket-protector sporting, "Revenge Of The Nerds"-looking mother fucker in person and knowing that I could make him cry like a little BITCH merely by raising a fist at him. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Image :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:17 am
by Qbert
EPIC Neener~neener SMACK Kaley...you should be So verrah proud.

Look Kettle...you simple bastard...did you Read the Post at the Top of this Page?

does THE Board HAVE to have an All Things PASTRY Eating Contest between you TWO before YOU both Get IT???

lets try this:

My Name is Frank Football.

I'm FRANK about FOOTBALL.

<insert an ACTUAL Take here>

lather....rinse and repeat.

you're supposed to do it every morning...can't be that tough?...can it???
:wink:

mix in a floss or two as well....eclaires cause cavities.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:44 pm
by T REX
RadioFan wrote:
T REX wrote:Heard. Everyone just needs to lighten up a little. Freaking Christmas is right around the corner.
Especially for those who welched on a bet and need a present.
Hey you just joined paul and jhawk. Nice company.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:07 pm
by Felix
RadioFan wrote:
Especially for those who......need a present.
Presents will be distributed in good time RF.....bank on it

Image

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:25 pm
by Frank Football
Qbert wrote:EPIC Neener~neener SMACK Kaley...you should be So verrah proud.

Look Kettle...you simple bastard...did you Read the Post at the Top of this Page?

does THE Board HAVE to have an All Things PASTRY Eating Contest between you TWO before YOU both Get IT???

lets try this:

My Name is Frank Football.

I'm FRANK about FOOTBALL.

<insert an ACTUAL Take here>

lather....rinse and repeat.

you're supposed to do it every morning...can't be that tough?...can it???
:wink:

mix in a floss or two as well....eclaires cause cavities.


Image :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:43 pm
by Raydah James
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Some things truly NEVER change. :meds:

Smart play neener-neenering the mods, Kaley. Keep up the good work, Sport.
Good God you're laugh out loud stupid.



Here's an idea: Stay the fuck out of this thread.




Fucking moron.

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:49 am
by Frank Football
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Some things truly NEVER change. :meds:

Smart play neener-neenering the mods, Kaley. Keep up the good work, Sport.
Listen, Tubby, if you think chugging the cock of the mods is going to make them like you, then you better double up on that monthly Twinkie stipend because it's going to be a long winter.

Dumbass. :meds: